Piece Of Robot Shit

Mira came back with a tray full of needles of all different colors, and I rolled up my sleeve.

"When you get there, it is very likely that you will be outside. Do not breathe the air without something heavy covering your month. Also, don't rub your eyes or blink too much, or you will go blind. You will have regenerative abilities, but if you mess your eyes up too fast, you will just end up blind," Mira explained as she roughly began stabbing me full of the boosters.

"Make sure that you give me at least three Afrodisiacas, or you are going to make my job a lot harder than it needs to be. I don't want to have to take a girl on a date to save the world; that is not what I am going to do," I said, and Mira groaned and stuck me with three orange vials.

The vials all stayed full after Mira had finished injecting me because the thing that was injected wasn't liquid; that just marked the syringes. Each of the needles carried Special AI that could make the transfer over to the world.

"There! I still think that this is stupid. What is the point of using a Vacation System in a dying world?" Mira asked, and I sighed.

"You will just have to watch and see. When you see the System that I pick, you will understand. There are a lot of real gems in that list that collect dust because people think they are useless, but Omega and I are friends. He is the one that taught me about all these Systems," I explained as I rolled my sleeve down my arm.

"Omega is the pervert that created the White Card, right? I didn't know that you were taught by him," Mira said as she reached up and grabbed my least favorite thing that came down from a hole in the room.

The Transfer Mask was our one-way ticket as RES Officers to the dying worlds. Our only way back was to die.

This was even the same for the Vacation Worlds, but those deaths always happened in good ways. Nothing like holding a girl's head down on the entire length of your cock while you paint the back of her throat and then get hit with an airplane for a quick, painless death.

"Why are you getting hard again? You are about to get stabbed through both of your eyes; does that really turn you on?" Mira asked with an upset-looking face.

"You aren't one to talk, but you killed my boner talking about the damn mask! I was thinking about cumming down your throat as a plane hit me, and you killed it," I sighed as the mask was fitted to my face.

"You are weird," Mira said and stuck the white card into the Transfer mask.

Like the injection, the cards wrote special codes into our souls that would transfer us and give us special powers called Systems. The only problem was that there was only one sure-fire way to hit the soul: through the windows.

"I am starting the count-" Mira started to say, but I reached over, grabbed her shit blindly, and pulled her into a kiss since the TM only covered the top half of my face.

I kissed her roughly and then slapped the side of my mask and screamed into Mira's mouth as both my eyes were pierced. The pain was something you never got used to, but it was over as fast as it started.

My body was gone again, more like it was in transfer, being recoded. I had one more thing that I had to do before I would get it back.

[What White Card System do you wish to choose?]

Ah shit! I forgot to tell Mira to turn the training wheels off!

"Idle Tap System. Bruce, is that you?" I asked.

[Confirmed. I am A1Z0007W.]

"Bruce! Ha! Well, you're not the worst, but you have better fucking knock it off with the warnings! This planet is a goddamn warning, telling me I should not go there!" I complained.

[Agreed. Your chance of survival is less than 5%]

"Wrong. My survival rate is always at 0%!" I countered.

[Confirmed. My 5% calculation is for the first hour after arrival.]

"Ooo, that is pretty depressing, Bruce. Do you have anything good for me?" I asked.

[I can not give you anything. I am only here to give you information and act as a liaison between you and your Handler, Mira.]

"Oh, so she is going to watch! Ha! Better put on one hell of a show then!" I laughed, and my body started to form into the darkness.

[They will not have long to watch since time moves faster here. Prepare yourself, you are entering the world, but the building you were supposed to land on blew up. There are no casualties, but you will enter with a four-foot fall.]

"Why? Why not put me on the ground, you stupid fucking robot?! This is why no one listens to AI, you animated pile of shit! No wonder you gave me less than five percent!" I shouted, but I might as well yell at a wall.

[I picked the best place to enter based on the location. Entry in ten seconds. WARNING.]

"And so it begins. Another chance to fuck another world up proper! Bruce, I fucking hate you, but… Nah, your a robot dog shit! Whatever, if I die, I just get to Vacation sooner!" I rambled, but I could start to feel things change around me.

Instantly, I was over the top of the smoldering wreckage of a building in the middle of a ravaged city. I slammed my eyes closed and tucked myself into a ball as I fell to the ground.

I didn't look to see what I was going to hit; I just let my body relax as much as I could, the air rushing around me.

Then I hit the ground with a thud, but everything went back before I could realize how much was broken.