oh no I'm a cat

'warning' what you're about to read it's totally fictional, but if it ever happens to you please read this book. live it. love it. and send me inspiration

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Ok I'm an a tree but why idk why not but then I fell but a I was ok so no need to worry and then *boom*! Hit bey a trucker. Know that's an kill on me ok so I'm a cat but not a house can a stray do you want to know how read the first sentence.I live in a not so good place but hey it is home to me I feed on mice and bird's and more. now that is out of the way I can begin now whenever I go I can be killed of course I can be but I be reborn as a cat all the time and how bey a fog no bey a dog and more. Know I can be killed all I want to but like Deadpool I can't die. know sorry if I do this but I will not be going to be a long time thing store but I'm a cat what can expect from me so but I got to go soon why THE DOG! ok great to know that you are going to read this. But hay oh a mice I be back 45 second later ahhhhhhhhhhh the dog is coming run. Shit shit Holly fuck *killed*