Training

After 5 years I was extremely busy training with my mother after I told her about my ridiculous dream to become the strongest ninja ever and thankfully she said that she will train me! Before that I was trying to make friends and try to play with them and it worked great since my dad and their parents helped us meet each other and help each other. (AUTHOR: Mainly your dad was giving a 5% discount to whoever he deemed worthy to be your friend that you were able to get friends) Shut up Author. Now that my mom can train me because my body was ready to train I was overjoyed. The first thing she taught me was chakra control. I had to make a leaf stick to my head with chakra. To my surprise that was extremely simple and I mastered sticking a leaf to my forehead in a hour. My mother was so surprised she said "My child will grow up to be the best ninja with this talent".

As I was celebrating this compliment my mother suddenly had a serious face and told me into tree walking. I said ok and went to a tree and fell down horribly after climbing up 2 feet. (AUTHOR: Hahaha get recked you scrub). Angrily I tried harder for the rest of the day until I conquered the tree and jumped from tree to tree. (AUTHOR: I don't think I was trying to make a monkey my main character 🤔) I angrily barked back in my head shut up.

The next day I woke up and asked the author if one of the things he gave me was extremely good chakra control. He qui—(AUTHOR: Yes I did now stop trying to f*cking narrate the story when it's about me imb*cile 😂 I'll talk when I want to). I thanked the author and continued my training with mother. This time she said "Your going to walk on water with your chakra" I, extremely excited went 5 feet in only to lose my concentration and start drowning. I angrily yelled at the author wtf man (AUTHOR: Who the f*ck told you that you can swim huh? No one. That's your d*mb*ss fault for not learning it first.) I was saved by my mother and was extremely humiliated. She noticed and said "Don't worry about it try again until you master it". After a week of trying to master water walking I got it down! I would've mastered it sooner if it weren't for a certain author making me lose concentration. (AUTHOR: ... cough cough...)

I enthusiastically asked my mom what's next and she smirked before saying "We're gonna fight using taijutsu" (AUTHOR: You shouldn't have asked) I was worried for my health because for the next 3 months I got the whooping of my life. Eventually me and my mother realized that I don't suffer injuries easily which made it easier for her to hit me without worrying about my health. The whole time that was going on the author was—(AUTHOR: I was commenting about his performance like a sports commentator. Oooh that was a punch right to the gut. That must be some pain he's suffering good thing the second and third thing I gave him was pain resistance and regeneration which has to go together in order for him to survive the harshest of beatings. Look at that uppercut! Beautifully done by his mother!) By the end of each practice session I didn't even have the energy to retort the author. After grasping all the taijutsu (AUTHOR: More like beatings) I can get from my mother she said up next is shurikenjutsu. But first I suffered for another month due to my body being weak because I'm like 6 years old and because my mom wanted me to have a better reaction speed. At least I learned what I need to know so when I grow up I'm ready to fight using taijutsu.

Finally shurikenjutsu training started. At first I couldn't even make the shuriken move fast enough so it always landed on the ground. 2 weeks later I finally found the trick which was to throw hard and add spin to the shuriken in order to get it to be accurate and fast. Unfortunately the training just began. The aut—(AUTHOR: so boring I won't say much for the sake of you hurrying up). After a month of practice I was able to throw multiple shuriken at once and make the shuriken hit behind objects by cleverly making the shurikens hit each other. My mother said it's time for some ninjutsu and I celebrated! She taught me the transformation jutsu which took about 2 days to completely learn. This prompted to her teach me how to do the substitution jutsu which took me 5 days because of (AUTHOR: Me trying to tell you to substitute with a fish and you listening because I bothered you so much. I actually feel like I accomplished something good).

Like that 6 months passed and I learned the extreme basics of being a ninja. My mother said I was ready for the pre ninja academy and I was registered only to find I had to wait another half year since classes already started (AUTHOR: Hehehe you ain't escaping school that easily! Suffer my hell! ) but my mom quickly avoided that saying she trained me which made it so they gave me an assessment test and was placed in a grade with similar age students. There were only 8 other students and they were in their own respective families/clans who can afford letting them go here.