The Speach

A/N: MAJOR spoiler alert in this chapter.

"Washington, Washington, Agent Washington!" Caboose whom is behind agent Washington. The blue base hasn't really changed at all since they left the planet.

Washington sighed before speaking "what is it Caboose?"

"Where is Church?"

"Um, ya-" Washington sighed before continued "h-he's just not here right now, um, Caboose? He's just on a special vacation unlike us. He's... yeah... he's just not here right now" Washington just doesn't want to break Caboose's fragile heart.

"Oh! How long until he comes back!" Caboose said this with hopes that sore through the entire planet's atmosphere.

"Umm, Caboose." Washington decided to 'try' to break the news. "Just... let me replay the message" Wash went over to a screen touched a few buttons that Caboose would press if there wasn't rules, then the message played again.

𝗛𝗲𝘆 𝗴𝘂𝘆𝘀... 𝗶𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿���𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗺𝗲𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝗶𝘁. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗼𝗻. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗸𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗛𝗮𝗿𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘃𝗲'𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀. 𝗜 𝗸𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱. 𝗕𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗺𝘆 𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗽. 𝗦𝗲𝗲, 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗜 𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱, 𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝘀... 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆 𝗲𝗹𝘀𝗲'𝘀 𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀. 𝗕𝘂𝘁 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽, 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘀𝗲 𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀, 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆... 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝘁𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺! 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗺𝘆 𝘃𝗼𝗶𝗰𝗲, 𝗺𝘆 𝗽𝗲𝗿���𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘆. 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗲, 𝗜... 𝗜 𝗯𝗲𝗴𝗮𝗻 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗯𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗺𝘆 𝗼𝘄𝗻. 𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘀𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗺𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗜 𝗮𝗺... 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆'𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗼 𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗲 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸. 𝗜 𝗰𝗮𝗻'𝘁 𝗿𝘂𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘂𝗶𝘁 𝗮𝘀 𝗘𝗽𝘀𝗶𝗹𝗼𝗻... 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗶𝗳 𝗜 𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗺𝘆 𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝗳 𝗜... 𝗱𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗰𝘁 𝗺𝘆𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳

The message pauses, Washington looks at Caboose and speaks "Caboose, do you know what that means?"

"That he's on vacation!" Caboose said this like he just won the lottery.

Washington takes on a very gentle tone "no Caboose, you know how Church was an A.I?"

"Yep, what do-"

"The A stands for Artificial, and the I stands for Intelligence."

"Ohh... what does the A stand for again?"

Washington sighs again, "Caboose, when-when a A.I. deconstructs themselves it basically means death"

Caboose looks at Washington for five seconds then speaks in a heartbroken tone "Please play the rest."

𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗿𝗮𝗴𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗜'𝗹𝗹 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗴𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝗼 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀. 𝗜 𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗲𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁. 𝗜 𝘄𝗶𝘀𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗮𝘆... 𝗕𝘂𝘁 𝗜'𝗺 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗺𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗴𝗲, 𝗮𝘀 𝘄𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗮𝘀 𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝘀... 𝗶𝗻 𝘁����𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝗽𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗹𝗹 𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗵𝘆 𝗜 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗴𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲. 𝗛𝗲𝗵, 𝗶𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝘀- 𝗶𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗗𝗼𝘆𝗹𝗲, 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗺𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘇𝗲 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗜'𝗱 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲. 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘀𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗻𝘆 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗯𝗿𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗼 𝗱𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝘀𝗮𝗰𝗿𝗶𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗲, 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗴𝘂𝘆𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝗻, 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗿��𝗶𝘃𝗼𝗿𝘀 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗲𝗿, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆 𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲𝘀 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗶𝗹𝘆 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿. 𝗕𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗼 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗴𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴. 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝘆'𝗹𝗹 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗶𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗶𝗿 𝘀𝗮𝗰𝗿𝗶𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗮 𝗱𝗶𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲. 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝘆'𝗹𝗹 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗶𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝘀𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗱. 𝗜𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗲𝗻𝗱, 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗳𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗵. 𝗔𝗶𝗻'𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗮 𝗯𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵?

Washington looks back to Caboose only to see him in the corner crying. "Caboose, look at me" Caboose looks at him while Washington approach's and crouches near Caboose.

"Caboose, you may have lost a friend, but... you can make more, it's... its... like a machine, when it breaks beyond repair to make or order a new one. A new friend. Just because you lost a friend doesn't mean you can't make new ones. Look around you me, Tucker, the Reds, hell even Carolina are your friends. And everyone else? They're just friends you haven't made yet" Washington said this to Caboose in a friendly manner.

Caboose got up and runs away and screaming "thank you Agent Washington!"

Washington now feels like he made a mistake but he ignores it, or just doesn't care.

Caboose after running away from the blue base went into the woods to make new friends, and to find a new best friend. This isn't going to be 'fun'.

Cutting back to Simmons and Grif.

"Anyways, do you know where we keep the sandwiches?" Grif said this to Simmons

"We don't have sandwiches anymore; Caboose some how set fire to the supplies." Simmons said this to Grif whom

"But we stopped it and we found sandwiches that weren't burnt, where the hell did they go?"

"Look fatass, it's Caboose" Simmons said this as if was obvious, which of you know Caboose it is. But Simmons continued. "Caboose shot them all with Freckles in the sand."

"GODDAMN IT!!!!!!" Grif's voice could be heard very clearly by Washington whom was several hundred meters away.