Was Not Expecting That...

A few years have passed, and I've managed to not only befriend all of Goku's friends, but also marry Chi-Chi. Goku was the best man...

I seriously doubt this could have happened without outside interference. Well, that goddess that put me here had a strange grin on her face when she put me here.

Anyway, I completed my quests and I've been learning magic. Seriously, real magic. It reminds me of an rpg but not. Hm, sort of like that anime, Overlord where Ains uses all of his magic without assists.

Right now, Chi-Chi is relaxing with her head in my lap and her feet are propped on Goku's lap. To say I'm not used to this situation is an understatement, but I endure. As long as I get her out of the deal, I don't care.

I also started to get famous, and I do a few shows every now and then. "Mom, can you come play," a cute voice says. I look down to little Gohan and create an astral projection. "Sure, lets play tag, your it," I say with amusement as my projection takes off. I made sure it was the same strength as our little tyke so he wouldn't get mad at losing to often.

"Hey Okara, we have a reunion at Master Roshi's place today. Wanna come with?" I look at Goku and nod. "Sure, haven't seen your master yet. He must be one hell of a guy to be able to handle you," I say, teasing him. He smirks with amusement, shaking his head.

"Yeah, I may have caused a few problems. I'm not as bad as you though." I stare slack jawed and shout, "Hey, what's that supposed to mean?" He gets up quickly and takes off. I shoo Chi-Chi before I take off after him.

I catch up quickly, but he vanishes, and catches me in the jaw with a kick. I stumble, and growl at him. I transform into a super saiyan and jump at him, but he vanishes again, and I get hit from behind. I turn and see him laughing at me.

"You know brother, you are asking for it," I say menacingly. He smirks and transforms into a super saiyan as well. I gulp, backing up a bit. 'Seriously, how did he get so strong?'

We start going at it, and I can barely keep up. Soon I may have to transform again into my Legendary state. He vanishes again, and I feel a huge impact swallowing me. 'Shit, the Kamehameha,' I think. I transform fully now, and shrug his blast off.

He smirks again, and transforms again to super saiyan 2. His power doesn't reach mine, but holy shit that's cool. Raditz hasn't even shown up yet, and he is already an ascended saiyan.

"Will you two knock it off, it's time for your reunion!!!" We both power down instantly, shivering in fear of our wife's wrath. We gulp together, and hurry towards her. I kiss her first, and Goku second. "Love ya, bye," I say quickly using instant transmission.

In a few minutes Goku appears with Gohan in tow. His expression is hurt, betrayed by me leaving him there alone. I snicker at him, knowing that Chi-Chi is suspiciously powerful and both of us are afraid of her.

"Goku, Okara. How are y'all doing?" I look at the baldy who just spoke. "We are good, Krillen. How are you?" He grins at me, flashing a thumbs up sign. "Good as always. I see that you both escaped from Chi-Chi."

I shiver, looking around to make sure she didn't follow. I sigh in relief. "You could say that," I nod to him. I quickly make my way into Kame House. One mission has appeared in my head, and that is the food.

As I'm digging in, I feel something flying at me. I step back and chop down on to an old geezers neck. "Master Roshi. What are you doing? And don't say anything lewd, please. If you were a woman I'd ask the dragon to make you young again, and then I'd think about it."

"..."

*SIGH*

"Sorry about that, ahem. So, how is the married life, Okara-chan." I swiftly kick him in the face, and return to my meal. "Only my wife can say my name like that, old man. And it's great. We spend a lot of time cooking together mostly. And it was fun raising Gohan with everyone."

He nods sagely, while wiping the blood from his face. "Indeed, Okara. Family is important." I sigh again, and start eating on the chicken in front of me. 'Good food, at least.'

We all mingle together, and Piccolo even shows up. Seems I managed to make him like us all better. All of a sudden I feel a power enter the atmosphere of Earth. I look at Everyone and say, "Drop your power levels everyone. Around 200 should be good for this." They all just nod.

*30 Minutes Later*

I feel Raditz getting closer, but what's confusing me is that he is more powerful than I thought. And there are two more with him. 'Odd,' I think. I look in their direction, and wait. I frown deeply when I see the three of them.

'Vegeta, Nappa, and Raditz. And Nappa has hair,' I ponder to myself. My eye twitches, seeing them. They quickly land on the beach in front of us. Goku steps forward, and asks, "Who are you, and why are you here?"

Raditz steps forward, glaring at him. "Watch your mouth, Kakarot. That isn't how you speak to Prince Vegeta," he says. I look on, studying the changes in them.

Vegeta speaks now, with an arrogant tone. "I am Vegeta, the Prince of all Saiyans. We are here to recruit you Kakarot. And your sister there." He hasn't even spared me a glance, and he thinks I'll take that?

I teleport in front of Vegeta, and blast him in the face. When the dust clears, all I see is a tiny black dot flying away at incredible speeds. I smirk at this, turning my gaze towards Raditz.

"You know brother, I don't take disrespectful attitudes very well. Do you want to know why I was an elite, and you weren't?" Raditz steps back, pale as a ghost. I look at Nappa next, and punch him in his face. He is immediately knocked out.

I turn to Goku, and wave my hand at this. "Bro, like, can you take out the trash, I'm bored," I say. I start to walk away, but then I realize something is off. I just missed a step while walking.

I catch myself and turn, but nothing is there. I frown at this, until I cough out a mouthful of blood. I drop to the ground, wondering what happened. I look down, seeing a large blade through my chest.

'The hell! How did I not notice this?' I look up, and still don't see anyone. I grit my teeth and pull out the blade. I grab a sensu from my pocket and pop it into my mouth. I immediately go to full power, turning into a Legendary Super Saiyan.

Everyone is on guard around me, and Raditz is smirking at me. Vegeta and Nappa are also standing, without a single mark on them. I get angry at this, wondering how they can just look down on me.

Then, I see them do something completely shocking. Each of them transform into super saiyans. I gulp, hard. I have no idea what to do about this, but I know I'm still stronger than them. Until I realize a cold, hard truth. Another blade is running straight through my heart.

I look behind me, and see something very dreadful. A person that looks all to familiar. The same, except, not. She looks like the assassin from Universe 6, Hit. The only difference is that it's not a guy, but a woman. She has a very cold gaze, and she doesn't even bat an eyelash. My power obviously means nothing to her.

I finally speak my mind, "So, were you hired to kill just me, or everyone else here as well?" Her gaze narrows, and she slowly replies, "Just you. They did not have enough money for more than that."

I nod, and ask another question. "How much is your rate, because I'd like to hire you before I kick the bucket." The blade doesn't move, and I see a hand stop in front of me. There is a device with many figures on it. I slowly type out my request, and put my information for my accounts from Yardrat.

A light dings green on her wrist device, and the hand moves back. "It will be done, Okara. Now, die in piece, young one. I never fail my job." I feel a hand grab my shoulder, and I close my eyes. I realize we are in a pocket of time, because nothing is moving apart from us.

The hand grips tighter, and I feel a tear fall. The sword jerks suddenly, ripping up to my neck, and is pulled out. The last thought I have is of my family, and how I've already failed them. 'At least those three saiyans will die along with me due to my contract I made, hehehe...'