Um, What???

We are coming up to My brother's house now. Currently, I have finished one of my missions for my secret plan. I smirk at Kakarot's back, and try not to laugh. 'Oh, my poor brother, these upcoming years, they shall hurt you far more than they will hurt me.'

We hop of the cloud, and Nimbus flies away. I smile at the cloud, rolling my eyes. The fact that you have to be pure hearted to ride it, that's true, but since I'm a spirit master, tis easy to trick.

My secret plan is something amazing, because I've been waiting for something. I was training one day, with Master Pybara, and I felt something in my head snap. Normally I would say this happened due to me using ungodly amounts of spiritual pressure, but nay.

It was me graduating to spirit master, and when that happened my system of power updated. Since I was able to look at stats I was always a bit bummed out you know. I could only look at stats. There was nothing else at all.

Until may power hit a million that is. More tabs opened up, and boy, was I surprised. I can now access more tabs. One is called the skill tree.

In this skill tree I saw many different skills that I had, and many I didn't have. All of the skills I didn't have were actually listed from every character in the manga and anime. The skills I did have, were ones like the ones I used, or were given due to my bloodline. Like Double Sunday, for instance. Since my brother can use it, so can I.

Any skill Raditz, Bardock, or Gine ever used, I can use. For Kakarot though, I actually have to meet prerequisites. Like the spirit bomb or kaioken. Those aren't his skills originally, so I have to learn them through the source, King Kai. The same can me said for every skill, though some I fell upon by chance, actually learning how to do the skill myself.

Now, another tab I unlocked, which has been the main reason for my happiness, is the quest tab. That's right, you heard me. I can now do quests. I actually have a quest chain active right now. Which I'm working on currently. Here, let me show you the first quest.

[Chain Quest, Active

Quest 1/100

Objective: Get into the good graces of the Z fighters, and reunite with the one known as Kakarot/Goku. Use any means necessary to get their support.

Objective Failure: Fail to gain the trust and support of the Z fighters before the arrival of host's brother, Raditz.

Quest Rewards: Gain a new system update, Magic. Host will be able to use magic, and level it up. Skill tree will also become available.

Quest Penalty for Failure: Lose your edge, and forever lose the trust of the Z fighters. Karma will strike host, eliminating half of host's current power.]

So, there you have it, my first quest. I have no choice but to do this quest. While I can survive without having to gain their trust in the first place, I'd rather gain friends and family. Though one of my quests later on is definitely interesting. All I can say about it now is, sorry Vegeta.

"Ahem, is it okay if I call you Kakarot, or do you want to be called Goku, brother? I don't want to be rude." He nods, opening the front door. "Well, I've never been this Kakarot guy you keep talking about. So, just call me Goku."

"Alrighty then, Goku. Is your wife in, or is she somewhere else?" Goku looks at me, and points at the kitchen. He gives a huge dumb looking grin. I look, and I see her. I mean, it's hard not to.

She is extremely beautiful after all, but the fact that she is also extremely pregnant hasn't missed my notice. I also see a few things on the stove, but she is obviously out of breath. I shake my head, and look at my brother. "Well, you gonna introduce me?"

He grabs my arm and pulls me forward, making my eye twitch. "Chi-Chi, I've brought a guest." Chi-Chi looks up, exhausted, but still stands and greets me. "Hello, my name is Chi-Chi, Goku's wife," she says to me bowing.

I smile and bow back, "Greetings, Chi-Chi. My name is Okara, Goku's twin sister." Chi-Chi has a comical expression, but she just shakes it off with a smile. 'Huh, she can be quite fetching. A good wife too, I'm guessing.'

I frown deeply at Goku. "Oi, why in the hell aren't you helping her cook? She is obviously tired, and she shouldn't be moving too much. She is carrying your child isn't she?"

Goku gets a stupefied expression, and looks confused. Chi-Chi comes to his defense though. "It's alright dear, I enjoy cooking meals for him. He always enjoys it a lot."

My eye twitches again, and I look at her. "Well, how about this. Let me help you cook since I'm here. And don't worry about the chores either, I'll get it all done for you," I say. I step forward and rapidly start putting a meal together from everything already out.

Chi-Chi is doesn't say anything, and she just sighs, tired from simply standing. She sits down and watches me flash around her kitchen. And as I do this, I see a pleasant surprise.

[Side Quest Help Chi-Chi Cook and Do the Chores, Active

Objective: Cook dinner and do all of the house chores for Chi-Chi before midnight. Current time is 6:30p.m.

Objective Failure: Fail to cook a good dinner, and fail to finish the chores by midnight. Failure in either results in quest failure.

Quest Rewards: Gain a place to live, and gain a new friend. Title, House Wife(Gain a 30% bonus to cleaning skills and cooking skills)will be granted. Reputation points with Chi-Chi increased by 100.

Quest Penalty for Failure: Gain the title of Dead Beat(A 50% bonus to stress will be added to all people who live with you, and to all people you visit). Also cause Chi-Chi to view you as a disappointment, and cause her look at you in a negative light. Reputation with Chi-Chi drops by 100 points.

Current Rep With Chi-Chi:0(Neutral)]

Reputation points, huh. Guess that is important now. I shake my head, and continue with cooking. After living by myself for awhile, I've gotten good at chores and cooking. I've maxed my cooking skill already, actually, because I like good food. I even have a title already called, Good Hostess. This title makes it to when someone visits me, I gain 30% to a calming atmosphere, which helps anyone who visits my home relax and enjoy their visit even more. On top of that I have the Chef title. That makes any dish I cook 50% better, increasing the quality. My other title for cleaning is called, Cleanliness Equals Godliness. This title grants a buff that makes things become dirty much slower. 50% slower.

Honestly, it feels like everything in this universe can be viewed as a skill. Like survival skills. Maxed out for me already, cause I made it a point to know how to survive in the wilderness.

Anyway, I finish my cooking, and serve out the food. I know it's delicious because Chi-Chi had some pretty good ingredients, and I knew how to utilize them. Goku immediately digs in, and freezes.

His eyes widen, and he looks at me. "This is amazing Okara. How did you become this good at cooking?" I shrug at him. "When you live by yourself for years, you learn a thing or two."

Chi-Chi is sitting there, with a much smaller plate than me and my brother. She seems to be savoring every bite. She finally notices me looking at her. She also noticed that I haven't started eating. "It's amazing Okara-chan. Why haven't you started eating?"

I nod with a smile. "I was just waiting on you to tell me if was to your liking. It's a habit of mine. If someone isn't satisfied with my food, I'll make them something else before I eat." Her eyes twinkle a bit, and she smiles at me.

"Well, it is good, Okara-chan. Please eat, I know you must be hungry." I grin, and start to dig in. After awhile, all of us are stuffed. Nothing is left. I quickly inject my energy into the room, and I start to use my telekinesis to start the chores. Everything looks like it's dancing by itself, but this skill requires me to pay attention to everything at the same time, dividing my attention.

Within minutes, everything is clean. Chi-Chi and Goku just stare at me, and I smile innocently. "What, I have the ability to do chores while relaxing. Wouldn't you do the same?"

My sister in-law just smiles. "Thank you, Okara-chan. Now that today is over with, would you like to take a bath with me. I could use some help." I gulp a bit, and nod at her. "No problem, sis. Ahem. Yeah, no prob." She just smiles and gets up.

I look at Goku and just think about his stupidity. I move to follow her, and Chi-Chi points at Goku. "You can clean up after we are done. So relax a bit until we get out." He just nods. As I follow her, I notice my system giving me a notification.

[Quest, Help Chi-Chi, complete]

[Side Quest, Help Chi-Chi Bathe, Active

Objective: Help your pregnant sister take a bath. Wash her thoroughly, and follow her instructions.

Objective Failure: Not following her instructions properly, and not washing her thoroughly.

Quest Rewards: Gain the buff, Allure(A passive bonus that is added to your aura, making you almost irresistible. Since you are a lesbian, only works on women.) Add 100 rep points with Chi-Chi.

Quest Failure Penalty: Awkward atmosphere with Chi-Chi. Do you not know how to bathe correctly? Lose 100 rep points with Chi-Chi.]

Um, what the hell... I'm not trying to take advantage of my sister you know. What the hell is my system thinking. Like seriously, is it thinking I'm going to seduce my pregnant sister in-law or something. 'Jeez, this isn't going to be weird or anything.'

We go into their room she grabs two pairs of sleeping clothes, and heads to the wash room. She takes off her shirt, and stops at her pants. "Okara-chan, can you help me take these off?"

I gulp again, and move towards her. I grab her waistband, and pull her pants down, crouching in front of her. My face flushes crimson, noticing she definitely goes commando.

I quickly stand up, and she moves to the bath. I take off my armor, and wait for the bath to fill. I calm my heart by breathing deeply. Seriously, I should tell her this is wrong. I'm a lesbian and she is married to my brother...

Oh well, if it ever comes up, I'll tell her. For now, I will endure. Never thought my first time touching a woman would be to help my sis take a bath.

*SIGH

The bath is finally full, so we both get in. She leans back, and hands me the wash cloth. "Can you wash my entire bottom half and my back? I have quite the hard time. My stomach always gets in the way now it seems."

I nod, and start with her legs. I slowly start washing her, gently but firmly. After I get up to one of her thighs, I start the next leg. After both legs are done, she smiles at me. "Go ahead, Okara-chan, we are both women here."

I try not to blush, and I slowly start on her private parts. I am holding my breath, but I make sure I'm thorough. Chi-Chi is just sitting there, relaxing with her eyes closed. She isn't even making a sound.

After I'm done making sure she is clean down there, She moves forward, and turns around. She moves her hair to the side, and her back is exposed. I start washing her back now, making sure I don't miss a spot.

Eventually, after her back is done, she rises a bit, and leans forward. Now she is on her hands and knees, legs spread a bit. Now I'm really blushing. I control my breathing though, waiting for her.

"Just be gentle, Okara-chan. My butt is always sore. This extra weight is difficult to handle." I just make a slight noncommittal sound, and slowly massage the cloth on her butt. I try not to look at the view before me, but I'm starting to salivate.

I finally finish, and Chi-Chi sits back down. She grabs the cloth, washing the rest of her body. As she is doing this, I've already grabbed another cloth, and I'm quickly washing myself.

We both finish washing up, and I get a notification from the system. We are still in the bath though, just relaxing. I'm leaning back, with my eyes closed, so I decide to view my notification.

[Quest, Help Chi-Chi Bathe, Complete]

[Main Quest, Become Chi-Chi's Second Significant Other, Active

Objective: Become Chi-Chi's wife. No rule against polygamy, so sharing is caring!!!

Objective Failure: Refuse Chi-Chi's advances.

Objective Rewards: Gain your first wife. Relationship with Chi-Chi and Goku increases dramatically. Rep with them will max out. Current rep is 200/1,000 with Chi-Chi, and 100/1,000 with Goku.

Objective Failure Penalty: Gain title, Heartbreaker(Chances of serious relationships working out decreases by 50%). Lose all rep points with Chi-Chi and Goku.]

My frown is deep after reading this. Seriously, how in the world does my system make these damn quests. I have the power system, not the love system for gods sake. Oh well, I'll just stay here and relax. I doubt she will make an advance anytime soon, so I'll just act like nothing is happening.

I hear Chi-Chi groan all of a sudden, and I look at her. 'Holy shit, why is she holding her stomach like that?' "Okara-chan, I think my water broke." Fuck...

First day here, and her water breaks. I quickly get us out of the bath, and throw some the clothes on that Chi-Chi got for me. "Goku," I call. "Can you come in here?" The door opens a few seconds later, and he pales. "Don't just stand there you idiot, we have to get her to the hospital!"

"No hospital. I'm doing this here, no matter what," Chi-Chi states with determination. I growl, and look at Goku. "Go to Korin, and get some sensu beans. She is going to need one after this." He quickly leaves after hearing that. 'Great, now I'm going to help her through child birth, it seems.' I sigh, and get ready for the long night ahead of us. 'Why me???' I think to myself...