Naruto : What a drag

Well as soon as i woke up, I felt the gloomy atmosphere in the village courtesy Kurama chan talent in emotions, I don't know because of unleashing power against shukaaku chan or my transmigration, my sensing abilities have increased several folds. I soon got out of my apartment to check out the situation, suddenly an eagle masked anbu come infront of me and informed about the Funeral of Hokage and all the heroes who lost their lives yesterday. I wanted to eat something out and strolled along the village only to find out that no shops are open courtesy orachi kun showing filial piety to his village, even the infamous lord Teuchi closed his shop. I returned to my apartment and ate some instant noodles, soon everyone started leaving their homes to attend the funeral, i followed along transforming into some random shinobi. Soon after reaching, I found Konahamaru crying there, I transformed back and hugged him, patting his head, I don't know what to say, he started crying and "Big brother Naruto tell others that jiji is not dead. He is the strongest right, so he'll come back soon, he said he'll always be there. Tell him to come here", I replied " Yes Konahamaru, jiji is still here, don't worry, he's just skipping his hokage duty to peep on the girls, soon he'll get bored and we can beat him to death then. If we call him, he'll definetly come for us, so stop crying and get stronger so that we can teach that old bastard some lesson for skipping his hokage duties as we are the 5th and 6th hokage" I mean it is true that his dead body is here, and after beating orachi kun we can call that geezer back, poor konahamaru don't know 5th and 6th hokage seats are reserved. After patting him i went near the white haired pervert duo in the lead feigning sadness. Jiraya saw me coming and says, "don't be sad kid, that geezer lived way too long, rather than dying of old age, he'll like it better dying hero while saving the village and the future generations, after leaving here get ready for a journey, i'll teach you a cool jutsu along the way", hearing this I almost said 'what a drag, I'm busy watching clouds' and stopped myself, If I don't go with him, Tsunade might not become the hokage, then either one eyed pedo or white haired lazy pervert may become the hokage, then I can RIP my sweet lazy life. So I just gave a slight nod. To not risk the appointment of a different hokage I decided to sacrifice some days of my life.