Reborn

(A/N: this is my first novel so be warned this will probably suck and may be dropped but we'll see where this goes)

Have you ever had a day that makes you hate ever being born. Well I just did, my girlfriend dumped me, I got fired from my job, and some asshole spilled his hot coffee all over me while I was on my way home so you can see why I'm pissed off. "This day just couldn't get any worse" (A/N: dumbass)

CRACK

I look up and what would you know a gargoyle statue broke off and is about to crush me. Yeah the universe must really have a grudge against me. Oh well at least I don't have to worry about relationships or work anymore.

BOOM

'Did I die or not?'

"Well your definitely dead."

'Let me guess god'

"Yeah, I accidentally bumped the statue off, sorry. But hey look at the bright side you get to reincarnate with five wishes"

'1. Be an orphan who lives next to Peter Parker in the marvel universe

2. Have an IQ of 375

3. Have venom from birth but without any weaknesses

4. Look like Ian Somerhalder

5. Oh, and having task masters ability to copy peoples movements'

"Wow you really had this thought out didn't you"

'You have no idea'

"Well have fun and sorry again for killing you"

'No problem gramps that life kinda sucked anyways seeing how I had no family maybe I'll see you around someday'

"Maybe you will just be sure it's a long time from now. Oh I almost forgot I'll set up an impenetrable barrier so mind readers can't see into your thoughts or influence you, bye"