Chapter 15: Package delivery from demons
18, AUGUST, AM 11:21
Protagonist P.O.V
After a few days of cracking pots, the two artists gave up and told us everything about their plans, their new moves, etc. But most of them are what I already know but it was nice to know how strong they are... they also act like college friends in a club. So please stop! Both of them begged. Alright... *Crash!* ok that last time! I said with them looking at me so... what are we gonna do with them? We got we came here for what to do with them? Utakata asked with me smirking. I got an idea...
___________________________________________
A few hours later
18, AUGUST, PM 3:17
Ōnoki P.O.V
Kuro-chan I think you should take the training down a- Gah! *Thunk!* SHUT IT! I WANT HIS HEAD!!! my daughter said while throwing Kunai wildly at the picture of Ethan all hitting it. Sigh... ever since that day a few years ago Ethan Sparda the spawn of the Yellow Flash and the Uzumaki raided Iwa while finding our Jinchuriki and let's just say he insulted my daughter and her hatred for Konoha especially him has grown ever since, training hell every day to have a chance on killing him to the point of her having to got to the hospital many times due to overuse of her body and that was an understatement. And I am very confused on whether to thank Ethan for making my daughter stronger or hate him for making her do risky things out of blind anger like that one time she sneaked out of Iwa to go find him and it lead to her encountering 3 B class missing nin which she killed and speaking of killing. Kurotsuchi, as much I like your training can you at least tone it down a- *Thunk!* ok... never mind I said as I began to go back to work while sweating and so I drank tea to ease the stress. SLAM! I spit my drink which hit my daughter and send her tumbling towards the door. Package- Gah! and she slammed right next to the person entering.
___________________________________________
Protagonist P.O.V
And with that, I want on the ground with Kurotsuchi on top of me. what...did I..... Hey I said with Kurotsuchi facing heating up in res I can't tell if it's either from embarrassment or anger or both but I suddenly saw fire in her eyes and she grabbed me by the leg and threw me at the office with the Ōnoki dodging with me going out the window with a desk in my chest and my landing abruptly on the ground. Yup, I'm gonna feel that tomorrow... and I'm gonna be single children is gonna be the last thing I wanna- DIE!!! I then saw her rushing at me with a sword yup this is gonna be a long day.
___________________________________________
In Konoha
Acho! someone must be dealing with troublesome women Shikamaru said as he got up from bed. Oh no! you fucking don't! Tayuya said as she grabbed him by the neck and threw him in bed and snuggled him crushing him in the process. Troublesome...
___________________________________________in Suna
Rasa P.O.V
Ahh! Gaara my boy what brings you here? I said when I saw my son enter the door he has grown so much! he is even taller than me! Son... what's with the outfit? I asked as he was wearing a strange shirt, strange shoes, and a strange hat and he seems to be carrying a large package with him. It's for professional sake from Ethan's words he said anyway package delivery he said as he took the box out and there he shook it and someone came out of it was... Sasori?.... SASORI?!!!, Let me go!!! Sasori screamed as ge tried to wiggle into the restraints, son what is this? He and his tried to capture me but my kin managed to ambush them we also interrogated them and we got results Gaara said while handing me a book. That is the results we got from him as for the method of dealing with him I will leave him to your discretion he said before leaving. Can you let me go right now? Sasori said which I ordered the ANBU to take him away and I went back to work.
___________________________________________
Back in Iwa
18, AUGUST, PM 1:00
Protagonist P.O.V
Uh... are you sure you don't mind? Ōnoki as he looked at me being stabbed with a kunai by Kurotsuchi. Yea ow! I'm fine ow! I felt ow! worse ow! I said luckily for me Duncan gave me the Sparda bloodline and like Dante, in DMC 3 he survived a gunshot to the head by Lady and took it like it's nothing and combined with my Uzumaki regeneration and the furball helping me stabs from her won't affect me. Your damn ow! dedicated I will ow! give you that ow! I said I ow! hate ow! women ow! I said with Kurotsuchi continuing to stab me. Anyway ow! I ow! got ow! a package ow! for you ow! I said grabbing Kurotsuchi by the hand got the package with one arm and shook it and there Deidara fell to the ground I threw the box away and let go of the kunai and she continued to stab me. Yup, I got ow! one of the Akatsuki ow! here ow! me and my ow!team got him ow! by surprise ow! we interrogated him and ow! here ow! is the results ow! I said giving him the book. I should get going ow! I said as I left the door with Kurotsuchi stabbing me along the way. Can you ow! get her ow! off me? I said annoyingly with her gripping me tighter. No! don't you dare! she said with her friend coming trying to get her off me.
___________________________________________
Later
18, AUGUST, PM 8:00
what happened to you? you fool! Killer Bee said in concern. I don't wanna talk about it... let's just say I'm never getting married I said as I went towards a bed and passed out falling on the bed. So... 50 thousand Ryo say that he marries the one that stabbed her? Fuu said and some raised their hands