Chapter 14: Three-year time skip and torturing the artists

in safehaven

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Protagonist P.O.V

Alright guys 3 years training session is complete! I said as everyone was slumped into many position in exhaustion in the base. For three years we went to my Modified and improved version of the Tailed Colosseum we're we fight far harder versions of the previous and once again Roshi plus Han this time passed out from a nose bleed after seeing the improved cat version of Nevan... with Yugito and Fuu kicking their bodies at the same time. And we also planned on how we can fight off the rest of the Akatsuki with Gaara being their first target and so at anytime at this day can they attack Gaara and take him even with his training we are not willing to take chances so when the gank him little do the artists know that their the ones being ranked and speaking of training I checked my stats.

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Naruto S. Uzumaki

LVL:85

Title: Uzumaki descendant (start with larger chakra pool, +5 vitality, Fuinjutsu exp gain increased by 200%, Kyuubi Jinchuriki ( Increased chakra pool, ???), Sparda descendant( doubles all attributes except INT, WIS, and LUK, access to Sparda move list)

HP: 5000 (10000)

MP:8000 (160000)

Chakra: 500000 (1000000) [900000000][uncontrolled]

STR:250(500)

VIT:444(888)

DEX:200(400)

INT:150

WIS:50

LUK:20

Bonds:

Kurama: 3.5/5 mischievous partner in crime

Iruka Umino: 4/5 loved

Hiruzen Sarutobi: 4/5 loved

Hinata Hyuga: 10/5 Immortalized

Mizuki (dead) -10/5 Eternal enemy

Sasuke Uchiha 3/5 bros

Sakura Haruno 2/5 liked

Yugito Nii 3/5 friend

Roshi 3/5 friend

Fuu 4/5 big brother

Utakata 3/5 friend

Killer Bee 4/5 rapper brother

Yagura 3/5 Friend

Han 3/5 friend

Roshi 3/5 friend

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A massive increase in all stats my kin got a lot of boosts as well and now we wait we attacc... So.... what do we do now? Fuu asked anyone up for Mario party?

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Later...

15, AUGUST, PM 8:11

Gaara P.O.V

Just as Chris... Ethan has said Akatsuki is after us and I'm next which came true as when I was walking in Suna one night then suddenly I sensed a presence and there I saw a bird not native to Suna and then dropped bombs at me which I used my sand grab them and crushed it and then I saw a black cloak going towards me Akatsuki is here following Ethan's plan I summoned my Devil arm a Tanned staff with black bandage grips on it and made a sand sphere around me and inside I lead the sphere far away from the village and there I landed there making the sphere around me disappear. Hello sandman! the blond known as Deidara landed next to me. Surrender now and we will let your village be the red haired man known as Sasori appeared at my other side with the puppet of the Third Kazekage by him. So what will it be?... NOW!!! I shouted and suddenly all of my teammates appeared Devil arms ready and in a circle formation which I jumped to complete it

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Protagonist P.O.V

oh how turn the tables I said I appeared with my scythe now with it having another scythe edge on the back. You! Deidara said pointing at me. Hey enjoyed the fireworks I sent? I said smugly with tic marks in their heads from the word "fireworks". OH WE ENJOYED IT ALRIGHT!!! Hey seeing the fact that you got us a gift how about we RETURN THE FAVOR!!! RED SECRET TECHNIQUE: THEATER OF A THOUSAND EXPLODING PUPPETS!!! Sasori shouted as a thousand red puppets appeared looking at us we managed to jump away from them. IF WE ARE GOING TO DIE YOUR ALL GOING DOWN WITH OF US!!! Sasori screamed as the puppets lunged at us. Dude what did you do to piss these guys off? Fuu said as she dodged a puppet that exploded later. Well you see I kinda sent them a bunch of automated puppets with armor and weapons to gank them they were more of annoying them than killing them I said as I shot multiple puppets with the Jackal. We can talk about your view on pranks later we got some organization to kill. Yugito said as she shoot the many puppets with a SMG. Wait! we don't need to do this we have the technology! I said as I began throwing clay pots at Sasori one hitting him at the noggin Ow! what the hell was- we began to toss any type of "art" we have. paintings, pots, statues, etc we even threw the Mona Lisa at Deidara he was not happy. Where the hell are you getting- Gak! Sasori was abruptly interrupted by getting a Moai stone statue to the gut. A few minutes later and we got both of the artists on the ground bruised, bleeding but mostly bruised. So... what do we do with them? Han asked as we looked at them with pity. I-- will admit- this- is a*cough* ironic defeat... but did YOU SEE THIS COMING!!! C0! as Deidara began to charge up Bee stabbed his body with his blade Raiton chakra going into his jutsu stopping it. I... *cough* did not see this one- and with that Deidara passed out mid-sentence with Sasori doing the same. So... as I was saying what now? What do we do with them? Fuu asked. Tie them up and get some dice from them I said with them looking at me with confusion still not understanding my accent. Sigh... we get information from them. I said with them nodding in understanding. Wait don't you know everything that happened? Yagura asked. Like I said the guy that sent me here made some changes and I'm left at the dark on most of them I said with them nodding.

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Some time later

16, AUGUST, AM 6:59

Deidara P.O.V

ahhhh... my head I began to open my eyes and look around only to see master right next to me I tried to move but I was in a strange outfit bounding my movements with master in the same condition as mine were trapped. We then saw the jinchuriki there... playing something. Oh pause their awake and then all of them stood up and looked at us. Well look how turn are the tables? the nine tails jinchuriki said you need to stop with that accent the two tails said with a groan. Listen ya fools help us connect the dots or we will smash the pots Yo! the eight tails said much to our confusion. What do you mean by pots? the lights then went brighter and saw multiple types of pots, plates, statues, etc everywhere in the room making us more confused. Talk or the art gets it the Nine tails said smashing the pot. Uh I thought that worked he said scratching his head. What the hell are you all doing? Sasori asked when the Four tails then smashed another pot with us getting annoyed. Well seeing the fact that you like art so much we are destroying it right in front of you to tell us to stop the seven tails said while crushing another one with her leg. Can you just- Crash!... Dude cut it off! I said in a almost begging tone with them looking at each other and nodding then began to breaking pots one by one. HEY QUIT IT! SMASH! STOP! CRASH! STOP IT! SMASH!