Reborn as a devil fruit

Our dear young Mc like many others managed to get three wishes with the chance to go to another universe. However, he might have made a slight mistake in his wordings when he made his wishes, bringing him to a situation he clearly did not predict... P.S. I own nothing besides Mc and some stupid jokes I make. and yes, the jokes are necessary. I have no control over them . P.S.4 As I am a noob author, I would appreciate the feedback from you guys, and do tell me my mistakes. P.S.5 already warned you about the stupid jokes. yes, it starts from here. brace yourself!