(Amphibia Incorrect Quotes Pt2)
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Sasha: I wish we were gay so we could make out
Anne: Who said I wasn't gay?
Sasha: ...
Anne: ...
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*On Earth*
Hop Pop: Road work ahead? I sure hope it does
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Skylar: How many genders are there?
Grime: I dunno I just got here
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Skylar: We're Covid testing the potatoes
Marcy: *Checks it's temperature*
Anne: Oh no it's got the Covid 19
Sasha: The potato's got the Covid 19
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Marcy: Is there anything better than Pussy? Yes a really good book. *plays keyboard*
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Skylar: It's four in the morning, why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?
Sasha: Because I've lost control of my life
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Andrias: Child soldiers! The Calamity Squad are canonically 13 years old...
Calamity Squad: *Traumatised in the corner*
Andrias: Whoopsie
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Skylar: Sasha, you gotta stop- WITH THESE WAR CRIMES!
Sasha: Messin with that gay shit-
Skylar: WHAT GAY SHIT!? THE LAW!?
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Skylar: I'm really sorry. I mean considering your approach thus far, you've had us tied here for what? Hours? And you haven't even had us confirm what exactly we are
Grime: What are you?
Skylar: I'm a Virgo
Sasha: HA-
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Skylar: but it makes dough, cough, tough, fought and through, non of those rhyme! HOWEVER- PONY AND BOLOGNA DO! THIS IS BO-LOG-NA!
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Maggie: I just think that Polyamory is really immoral and I could never get on board with it-
Sasha: Maggie your favourite show is the Bachelor, shut the fuck up
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Calamity Squad: BUT SHE WERES SHORT SKIRTS. I WEAR T-SHIRTS. SHE'S CHEER CAPTAIN AND IM ON THE BLEACHERS. DREAMING ABOUT THE DAY WHEN YOU WAKE UP AND FIND THAT WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR HAS BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME!
Grime: are they ok?
Sprig: I've learned not to question it
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Grime: don't come back here until your heads are on straight
Skylar and Sasha: ️✨no✨
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Skylar: We're going to a candy store?!
Anne: No. It's night time, candy stores are closed-
Polly: We're gonna rob a candy store!?!
Anne: No-
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Marcy: And now for a simple 9000 question dating quiz. Skylar, on a scale from 1-5 you scored a 3
Skylar: YES! YES
Random voice: Dateable
Marcy: Sasha! Your score is... YEESH! Y'know scores don't really matter, you should just focus on being you
Random voice: Questionable
Marcy: Anne! On a scale from 1-5 you scored... a 12?!
Anne: My grandma was right all along. I am the worlds most perfect woman
Random voice: Total Hunk
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Anne: I am in Spain without the A
Sprig: You're in Spin?
Anne: Wait no-
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Skylar: Apparently god gives all his toughest battles to his strongest warriors. There must have been a mix up because I signed my friends and I up to be his silliest gooses, not for character development.
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Skylar and Marcy: It's 3AM and yet we're still awake! For literally not reason, we're still awake. Our sleep schedules destroyed cause we're stuck in a void just tryin to feel an ounce of joy!
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*Sasha and Marcy unenthusiastically playing just dance*: Perfect, Unreal, Amazing
*Anne and Skylar putting all their effort into it*: Shit, Absolutely useless , You guys suck
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Sprig: somebody's in love~
Anne: yeah right, I just think that they're cool, ok? It's not like I lay awake at night thinking about them.
*Anne later that night*: oh no
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Sasha: You suck
Sprig: You suck more
Sasha: I went to church today just to pray on your downfall!
Sprig: Anne and Skylar want us to get along
Sasha: Ok fine
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Skylar: we bring you in the studio this morning, one of the gay rights activists, Anne Boonchuy