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(Amphibia Incorrect Quotes)

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*Anne aggressively slamming head on table*

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Anne: The teacher slaved over the board, she stared at Anne with a mighty rage

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Teacher: Any questions before free time?

Marcy: yeah didn't you say there was going to be a pop quiz today

Teacher: What was that Marcy?

Marcy with every student in class glaring at her: I didn't say, nothing! I didn't say anything

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Anne: I'm driving

Sasha: SHOTGUN!

Marcy: Urg but you had it on the way here- woah

Sasha: no I found a shotgun, and I want the front seat

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Anne: wish I could hang guys but I gotta go hit the books

Sasha, Marcy, Skylar: Awww

Anne after smashing books with a baseball bat: ok let's hang

Everyone: YAY!'

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Calculator: hey man, need help?

Skylar: I got this one

Calculator: you sure?

Skylar: I don't need you

Calculator: ARE YOU SURE!?

*Skylar imputing 1+2*

Calculator: you're weak

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Teacher: there's only a couple of days left

*Anne and Skylar glance at each other*

Teacher: but it's still school

*the two start dragging their desks towards the door*

Teacher: we're gonna work

*completely leaving the room*

Skylar: no

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*approaching Sasha and Anne*

Skylar: it was clear that a romance was blossoming between them

Anne: NoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo

Skylar: a romance lasting a life time

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*Walking along side Skylar and Sasha*

Anne: the girl was about to step on A SNAKE, ON A SNAKE!

*Skylar jumping up onto Sasha*

Anne: but she missed it

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What she does:*loudly turns over paper*

What she means:Skylar pulls out megaphone: I'M BETTER THAN YOU!

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Sasha: alright Sky, nothing to be afraid of,

Skylar pointing at missing spider: look

*Sasha and Sky look at each other*

Skylar: Hey Marcy can me and Sasha move in with you

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Random: in every group of friends, there's the dumb one

*Sasha, Marcy and Skylar point at Anne*

Anne: really?

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Marcy: Magikarp go! Use splash! But nothing happened

Sasha: something's gonna happen

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*catching up to Skylar and Marcy*

Anne: on this blessed day the two proclaimed their love

Marcy: that happened a while ago Anne

Anne: wait what!?

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Marcy and Skylar: Tauros go!

Marcy: use horn attack

Sasha: that was the last

Skylar: BEEEEP!

Sasha: you mother-

Skylar: BEEEEEEEEEP!

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Skylar: I'm glad you could all make it, we need to discuss finances today

Anne: it's just me

Skylar: I know, you owe me 20 bucks

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Marcy: Spearow go! Use sky attack

*Sasha throwing a ball at Skylar from the window*

Skylar: what the heck

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Skylar: wanna play twister?

Sasha: sure I've never played

Anne: left foot red

Sasha kicking Skylar's red pants: did I win?

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Skylar: I know we should stop procrastinating and start working but we're kinda looking for a sign

Marcy: like this? *pointing to a stop sign*