Harry Potter: Book 1 Part 14 ("A feast with Ghost's")

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3rd POV

A few minutes after the whole... sword debacle, and Fou appearing in the air on Fawkes back. The students returned to eating, although, they were all chatting about the display that Harriet had done with her sword. But before that, while all were still stunned from what happened with Harriet, Being the smart girl she is, took the Cloak and Contract shrinking them down to fit in her pocket later. The ghost had even forgotten about being able to touch her, was frozen in place from the beauty of a sword. Now back to where we were previously, the students had started to dish themselves food and eat. The Slytherin students with the grace of royalty. Almost all the Gryffindor's were eating like pigs except, Harriet eating like the Slytherin Students, Ron the annoying prat he is chose to focus on his food instead of the woman he chose to insult. The Ravens had, Besides the first years who were all socializing, had their noses in books. The Hufflepuff's were making friends with the new first years, and sharing the food they liked. Overall it was a perfect time.

[???]「 That does look good... 」A transparent ghost in the ruff said sadly watching Harriet eat her food, Looking up she saw a transparent figure floating down to hove inside the table, Infront of her.

[Harriet]「 It's a shame the dead can't eat food anymore... 」She said with pity looking at the ghost, In Response, he smiled at the young woman in front of him.

[Sir Nichoals]「 While sad about it, I have gotten used to this. I haven't eaten for nearly five hundred years. { His voice and eyes betrayed his smile. } I don't need to, of course, but one does miss it. I don't think I've introduced myself? Sir Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington at your service. {Placeing his right foot behind the left and then slightly bobbing his head in respect. Then returning to his previous position, staring at her Killing curse green eyes. } Resident ghost of Gryffindor Tower. 」

[Harriet]「 It is nice to meet you Sir Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington, {She gave a respectful bow of the head to the deceased Wizard and Knight } I am Her Royal Highness Harriet Pendragon, Princess of Camelot 」The observant Slytherin students that were watching her every move at the feast, all nodded in approval at seeing how she acted.

[Ron]「I know who you are! { Ron said suddenly. } My brothers told me about you — you're NearlyHeadless Nick! 」He shouted out the last words drawing the attention of other nearby students, Sir Nicholas turned to look at Ron with disdain somewhat hidden in his eyes.

[Sir Nichoals]「 I would prefer you to call me Sir Nicholas de Mimsy —」the ghost began stiffly, but the sandy-haired Seamus Finnigan interrupted.

[Seamus]「 Nearly Headless? How can you be nearly headless? 」He asked skeptically.

Sir Nicholas looked extremely miffed, as if their little chat wasn't going at all the way he wanted.

[Sir Nichoals]「 Like this, { He said irritably. He seized his left ear and pulled. His whole head swung off his neck and fell onto his shoulder as if it was on a hinge. Someone had obviously tried to behead him, but not done it properly. Looking pleased with the stunned looks on their faces, Sir Nicholas flipped his head back onto his neck, coughed, and said, } So — new Gryffindors! I hope you're going to help us win the house championship this year? Gryffindors have never gone so long without winning. Slytherins have got the cup six years in a row! The Bloody Baron'sbecoming almost unbearable — he's the Slytherin ghost.」

Harriet looked over at the Slytherin table and saw a horrible ghost sitting there, with blank staring eyes, a gaunt face, and robes stained with silver blood. He was right next to Malfoy who didn't look too pleased with the seating arrangements.

[Seamus]「 How did he get covered in blood? 」He asked with great interest, and a bit of fear.

[Sir Nichoals]「 I've never asked... 」Said Nearly Headless Nick delicately. Harriet had just sat and listened to the whole conversation, in the thought of something to try later but to ask about now.

When everyone had eaten their fill, the remains of the food faded from the plates, leaving them as clean as before. And a moment later the desserts appeared. buckets of ice cream in every kind you could think of, apple pies, Frozen Maple syrup on a stick, chocolate eclairs and sprinkle donuts, trifle, strawberries, Jell-O, rice pudding...

She had been displeased with the food so far. The steak was Fully cooked, it was horrible. The seasoning was little to none, very oily, very salty, and the steak wasn't fresh at all! Archer would be horrified at this display of cooking. She just had to visit the kitchen the next morning before others woke up!

Fou POV

[Fou]「 (Fooou?) It's not as good as his right? 」I asked Harriet, but the way I said it was more of a statement.

[Harriet]「 Oh heavens no Fou, { Her outburst had grabbed the attention of nearby students. But when looking over, they became more confused about who she was talking to. She was looking at me and interacting as if she could understand me.} This food couldn't -- No shouldn't ever be compared to Archers! This steak is a monstrosity, look Fou it's fully cooked through with little to no seasoning, it's super oily and very very salty and isn't fresh at all! 」I simply chuckled at her description of the food, after all, learning from archer himself I could agree with her statement that food should never be made like this.

[Fou]「 (Fou) Well, (Fou-Fou-kyu-fou-kyu?) What do you say we go to the kitchen tomorrow in the morning and show them how to actually cook, Eh? 」My question seemed to give an epiphany to her, she slowly smiled with a mischievous grin. One that was all too familiar on merlin.

[Harriet]「 I think it's only fair if we had archer come to teach them instead, don't you think Fou? 」Ohhhh she is a devious little prankster.

[Fou]「(fo-fofofou-Ououououou-OUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOU-ouuu)Fuh-huhuha -Hahahahaha-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-ahhh. { Everyone was started by my laughter, their faces made it even more hilarious. I can't wait to bring archer tomorrow morning, to see the look on their faces when they smell and try the food. } (Fou-Kyuu!) That is a wonderful idea my dear Companion! 」

#GILGAMESH LAUGH BBY#

But at this point everyone was just too focused on their food to pay any more attention to her, they were starving after all!

[Dumbledore]「 Ahem — just a few more words now that we are all fed and watered. I have a few start-of-term notices to give you. { Dumbledoor seeing he had gotten everyone's attention started with his announcements. } First years should note that the forest on the grounds is forbidden to all pupils. And a few of our older students would do well to remember that as well. { His twinkling eyes flashed in the direction of the Weasley twins. } I have also been asked by Mr. Filch, the caretaker, to remind you all that no magic should be used between classes in the corridors. Next, Quidditch trials will be held in the second week of the term. Anyone interested in playing for their house teams should contact Madam Hooch. { Everyone's focus was grabbed with that one small speech about Quidditch. } And finally, I must tell you that this year, the third-floor corridor on the right-hand side is out of bounds to everyone who does not wish to die a very painful death. 」

Harriet laughed lightly and quietly, but she was one of the few who even laughed.

[Ron]「 He's not serious? 」 he muttered to Percy.

[Percy]「 Must be, { Percy said, frowning at Dumbledore. } It's odd because he usually gives us a reason why we're not allowed to go somewhere — the forest's full of dangerous beasts, everyone knows that. I do think he might have told us, prefects, at least. 」

[Dumbledore]「 And now, before we go to bed, let us sing the school song! 」Dumbledoor eagerly shouted, with joy. I noticed that the other teachers' smiles had become rather fixed as if this was their least favourite part of the feast

Dumbledore gave his wand a little flick as if he was trying to get a fly off the end, and a long golden ribbon flew out of it, which rose high above the tables and twisted itself, snakelike, into words.

[Dumbledore]「 Everyone picks their favourite tune, { said Dumbledore, } and off we go!」

[And the school bellowed]

「 Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts,

Teach us something please,

Whether we be old and bald ,

Or young with scabby knees,

Our heads could do with filling With some interesting stuff,

For now, they're bare and full of air,

Dead flies and bits of fluff,

So teach us things worth knowing,

Bring back what we've forgotten,

just do your best, we'll do the rest,

And learn until our brains all rot. 」

Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left singing along to a very slow funeral march. Dumbledore conducted their last few lines with his wand and when they had finished, he was one of those who clapped loudest.

[Dumbledore]「 Ah, music, { he said, wiping his eyes. } A magic beyond all we do here! And now, bedtime. Off you trot! 」

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