VS: Team Rocket!

"You heard what I said!" Rogue threw Lopunny onto the battlefield and readied himself for battle.

"Is that a humanoid Lopunny!?!?" Everyone on Team Rocket's team uttered in shock. They have heard rumors of humanoid Pokemons appearing around the world, but they didn't think that they would get to see one.

What's more, the extremely rare humanoid Pokemon is in the hand of a Trainer that goes against their goals!

So before Rogue began attacking, they huddled up together and began talking.

"Hey, I think we should steal that Lopunny for the boss. It's better for Lopunny to be in the hands of our charismatic leader instead of that vile twerp!" Jessie began the team conversation.

"I agree! We might even be promoted to officers!" James chipped in and agreed to set their eyes on Lopunny.

"And Meowth might be able to replace that despicable Persain! Kekeke!" Meowth cackled as he thought about the idea of being the Pokemon of their leader.

"Lopunny, Double Kick on Ekans!" While the three were distracted with their little meeting, Rogue decided to start the attack. He didn't have the patience to wait for them.

While Lopunny jumped towards Ekans, Rogue ran towards Koffing with Honedge and made a vertical strike on the purple ball of gas.

"Ekans, dodge it!"

"That's not fair, twerp! Koffing, use Sludge Bomb!"

Jessie and James reacted quickly when they saw that the twerp wasn't going to wait for them to finish their meeting. However, they were at a slight disadvantage since they didn't start the battle.

Ekans was able to dodge Lopunny's Double Kick since it's agility is extremely fast.

On the other hand, Rogue took the Sludge Bomb head on while closing his eyes. He knew that he might be poisoned, but he's willing to take the risk to kill one of the Pokemons of Team Rocket.

Sling~!

"Kooffinggg!!!!"

And as calculated, the Sludge Bomb blasted on Rogue's face, but Rogue was able to slice the purple ball of gas into two pieces, straight down the middle.

"FUCK YEAH!" Rogue said as he jumped back. His eyes were still temporarily blinded by the sludge that's on him.

"M-my Koffing!!" James knelt down onto the ground grieving at his now dead Pokemon.

"Ekans, ignore the Lopunny and attack the twerp!" Jessie decided to take the chance to attack Rogue while he was blinded. As long as she took out the trainer, Jessie knew that their chances of winning would increase significantly.

"Meowth will attack too!" Meowth extended his claws and jumped towards Lopunny.

"Lopun!" While not receiving commands from her owner, Lopunny decided to just fight against Meowth however she can.

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Although Rogue wasn't able to see anything, his ears were still working just fine. He heard Jessie yelling out her commands, and he also heard a soft hissing sound escaping from between Ekans' fangs as it slithered through the dirt.

"Ssss!" Ekans slithered as fast as it could towards Rogue, intent on giving the boy a bite. But just to be safe, it slithered sideways, trying to not attack the boy in an aggressive non-linear formation.

When it got close enough, Ekans curled its body, before springing itself up and opened its mouth to bite a more lethal area on Rogue's body.

But just as it was still flying in the air, it saw Rogue smiling. It knew that it had fucked up!

"Go, Honedge!" Rogue knew that even though he couldn't see with his own eyes… Honedge still had eyes that have yet to be incapacitated!

Hence, he released Honedge and allowed it to attack the purple snake!

Knowing the intent of its owner, Honedge vibrated as it flew forward, aiming its tip directly into the mouth of Ekans.

Within milliseconds, Honedge's tip flew into the mouth of Ekans. As if it had entered a deep unending cave, Honedge's whole body became encased by the purple snake.

Unlike an unending cave, though, Honedge's tip pierced through the tail of Ekans.

Before long, the top half of Honedge's blade came out of Ekan's body while the bottom half remained inside of the body.

*Kssss!*

As Ekans fell onto the ground, it let out a loud screech. Immediately, its body went limp as the blood seeped out of its wound.

When Jessie saw the snake die, she backed away. She stared at the sight in disbelief because Ekans was the one and only Pokemon she had—and it died just like that, killed by this teenager!

"Looks like I succeeded." Rogue smiled before crouching down to touch and grab the corpse of Ekans. He held it in place, allowing Honedge to cut itself out of Ekan's body.

"Lopuni!!" Lopunny kicked Meowth away after exchanging a few moves and jumped back to stay beside Rogue, awaiting future commands.

Rogue heard his Lopunny coming back to his side, so he used this window of grace to unblind himself.

With Honedge back in his hand, he used his other free hand to scoop up some snake blood from Ekans.

After gathering a handful of snake blood, he slashed it on his closed eyes and mixed it with the sludge. After the viscosity became thin, Rogue cleared the sludge from his face and regained his eyesight.

He was ready to continue this battle, aiming to catch the Meowth. He also wanted to fuck Jessie…

But when he looked at the place where Team Rocket was standing… they were gone! They had taken Koffing's corpse, and they had also taken the Cherubi away.

"Huh?! Already escaped!?" Rogue said in disbelief. It couldn't have been a few seconds from when he crouched down to when he opened his eyes!

Indeed… Team Rocket is rather elusive!

"Lopunny! You think you can chase them?!" Rogue asked, unwilling to let his battle rewards escape.

"Pun!" Lopunny nodded its head, and entered a sprinting position.

She was just about to bolt after Team Rocket, but a shadow suddenly came from the forest's sky.

*Woosh~*

Up there in the bright blue sky, an enormous Meowth Air Balloon floated higher and higher. The balloon had Meowth's fur color as its main color, and it also had a golden emblem on top of its head just like Meowth.

On the passenger basket on the bottom, Jessie and James stood there with Meowth and Cherubi.

"We'll remember you, twerp! We'll return the grievances of our dead Pokemon some day! We'll also make sure to capture that Humanoid Lopunny of yours!!!" James said saltily while hugging the corpse of his Koffing.

"And don't you even think about capturing Meowth! Meowth might the one capturing you and putting you in a cage in the futureeee!!!" Meowth screamed downwards as they got further and further away from the forest.

"Cherubi~!!!!" Cherubi also screamed down, clearly dissing.

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"What the actual fuck??" Rogue said speechlessly as he stared at the disappearing hot air balloon.

He couldn't understand how they got the Hot Air Balloon up and flying so fast! He also couldn't understand how they even hid a Hot Air Balloon in the fucking forest!

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