Pussycat

(ALEX'S POV)

If anyone can tell me how in the name of blue unicorns I got home, I'll make sure to give them a prize since I for one am clueless as to how I was able to come back home with my body and vagina intact.

After parking my car I immediately entered the house as if someone was hot on my trails and locked my door up with a bang.

We never know if an evil being called Josh Jacobs may come.

But just in case I sprinkled some holy water on my doorstep for extra protection and ward against evil.

"Meow~" a sweet voice called.

I lightly glanced below and saw Sammy looking at me with judgementing eyes.

"No Sammy, I'm not crazy. There really is a devil." I convinced the feline but still my cats gaze never changed. It was like she was staring at someone who was out of her mind.

"You're such a judgemental cat!" I muttered as I reached for her as I carried her to my arms and gave her soft fur a light pet.

Ahh... her soft fur sure is calming me.

So soft.

I was having the best time of my life stroking my lovely cats fur when a voice suddenly questioned, "So how was school?"

"It was quite a mind boggling....day?" I answered instinctively.

Wait..... who asked the question?

Mom was at work so theres supposed to be no one inside the house but me.

Unless...

I glanced down at Sammy who was snuggling in my arms.

Ha..ha.....ha.... there's no way.

I hallucinated.

That's it!

That's definitely it!

I hallucinated!

Hahahahhahaha!

And with that in mind I threw everything to the back of my head and carried Sammy up towards my room.

"How was Josh Jacobs?" The voice questionned.

I visibly froze.

This time I was pretty sure..... that the voice came from my cat.

"Answer me. How was Josh Jacobs?"

Sammy, who was laying on my arms, snapped her neck towards my direction and her feline pupils narrowed as she stared at me.

Ha.

Haha.

Hahaha.

Hahahaha.

Am I going crazy?

Did Josh Jacobs crazy disease infect me?

Definitely!

I took a deep breathe.

Calm down Alexa. You're simply undergoing some insane hallucination caused by long contact with the devil.

My brain was now using its self-defense mechanism called self-denial.

Okay within 3 seconds everything will go back to normal.

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I opened my eyes and glanced back at my cat who was still staring at me with her feline eyes.

"I asked you as to how was Josh Jacobs." My cat, Sammy, once again questionned.

"SWEET MOTHER OF UNICORNS!" I exclaimed in fright.

And everything went black.

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(SAMMY'S POV)

I lightly glanced at the fainted human on the floor.

"Whoops."

It seems like seeing a talking cat was too much for her to handle.

I walked towards Alex's direction and attempted to wake her up by licking her face but it was to no avail. I lightly pushed my head against hers but the human was still showed no signs of waking up.

Oh well since she won't budge I have no choice but to use this.

I lifted up my right paw and brought out my sharp nails.

"Time to wake up woman." I lightly said as I brought my paw down and scratched her in the face.

The scratch seemed to have worked since Alex visibly frowned and slowly opened her eyes.

"S-sammy... I seemed to have a funny dream about you talking hahahhahahaha how stupid is that? A talking cat! Hahahahaha come on Sammy call me mom!"

Sammy: "Mom."

Alex: "..."

And Alex fainted a second time.

It seems like I broke her?

Sammy: "... "

This woman is so troublesome!

I once again clawed her face and Alex once again woke up with a jolt.

"If you faint again I swear I'll claw your face out." I warned.

This time I could clearly see the disbelief written all over her face.

"S-sammy y-you can talk?!"

"Yes."

"Since when?!"

"Doesn't matter.This feline body of mine is merely a shell I temporarily entered in order to speak with you."

"This is just..... unbelievable?! I wonder if I'm still dreaming?"

"I can claw your face to help you check."

"...No thank you...Sammy are you really my cat Sammy? Or is this some vodoo thing?"

"Vodoo?," my face scurnched up in dusgust as I hissed, "I'm not a part of such lowly disgusting power! I am a blessed being okay! A blessed being!"

"Is that so?" The human seems to still be at a state if disbelief.

*sigh*

Humans are such fragile beings.

"Yes! I am a creation made for correcting the wrongs of the destiny strings. People used to call me as 'The Corrector', 'The Pairer', and 'Cupid Number 69'." I proudly stated with pride.

"Pffffft!"

But this human dare to mock my name?!

"You dare laugh?!"

"...69?.....Im sorry!.... its just that....Pfft!" The human seemed to be struggling from keeping herself from full out laughing.

"Whats so funny about 69?! Its merely a number!"

"Ah yes indeed it is! Pffft!"

I am now debating if I should just let this woman fulfill her unfortunate fate than save her.

"Anyway! Let me explain to you my special existence and the reason as to why I am speaking with you. As I told you before I am a Cupid Number 69----"

"Pffft!"

"....."

"One more snort from you and I really wont bother helping you!"

I stated as I sent Alex a menacing glare and she soon gave off a zip motion over her mouth. It would be believable only if her mouth wasn't so puffed as she obviously made a sad attempt at preventing her laughs from pouring out of her mouth.

I am deeply offended.

*sigh*

She wasn't this immature during her past life.

I want the old Alex back.

I rubbed my head and massaged it using my paw as I glanced at Alex.

Oh well. I owe her too much so let's just get this over with.

"As you may have noticed there was an eclipse yesterday."

The already calm Alex heared his words, "There was but how does that matter?"

"It matters a lot because the Eclipse was what triggered the curse to continue."

"I'm sorry but what curse are you spouting? Is that some vodoo thing?"

"Well..... it was made by a witch so it could be considered vodoo."

"Witch? As in those old, wrinkly, rides on a broom, has a shrilled laughter, who gives-away-poisoned-apple kind of witch?"

"I really advice you to stop watching disney movies.They brainwash you too much."

"Wait so you're saying that witches aren't ugly?"

"I dont really understand as to what extent of physical attributes are needed to be to be considered ugly."

"Well... I guess beauty does come in a matter of preferance. So what is up with this witch and this curse thing?"

Why is she asking me this? Hasn't she read the book?

"This is odd I'm pretty sure that you've already read THAT."

"Read what?" Alexs brows frowned in confusion.

I clapped my paws and gathered magic then a book magically materializex in her hands.

"This book."

"Oh my frock! Sammy you can do magic!"

"Stop calling me Sammy! I am Cupid number 69!"

"....Haven't you considered changing your name? And besides why do you even have such a name in the first place? Do your parents not love you?"

I could feel the burning anger rise within me and I repeatedly reminded myself that I owe this woman lest I drown her with magic.

As much as she has offended me! I owe her so I must stay calm!

Sammy, No, Cupid Number 69, breathed deep before continuing.

"Have you read this book?"

Alex scrutinized the book in her hand and her eyes gleamed in familiarity.

"Oh this! I saw that in the library. It was some crappy novel about a promiscuos king and his unfortunate queen!"

"Didn't you feel anything when you read it?"

"Feel?.... well I did feel something."

My cat ears lerked up in interest at her answer.

She felt something? It must be her grievance of the past not subsidung even in the current life.

"What did you feel?" I asked.

"I felt like peeing after reading that so I did and then suddenly I was found by the devi---"

"I didnt mean that! I meant emotionally!"

This woman is ridiculous!

"Oh? Well.... uhm oddly enough there was this rising discomfort within me but I soon forgot about it because I felt like taking a piss."

"The piss part of your story was unneeded but still knowing that you felt something means that the bond is re-established fully."

"What the hel-licopter are you talking about Samm-- I mean--- Cupid Number 69? Youre not making any sense here."

"Well as you have read, on the kings death bed the Queen cursed him to basically be unable to get hard."

"Thats some curse....."

"It may seem trival but to such a promiscuous person like the King it was a terrible nightmare. The characters found within the book are real people that existed a hundred years ago on a different plane."

"Not understanding half of what youre saying but why are you telling me all this?"

"Its becaus it relates to you more than you think. You see the King and Queen was supposed to be bound by a red thread meanung that they were meant to be. But due to unfortunate incidents..... plenty of female strings were jumbled up with the Kings causing the fates plan to go southway. The happily ever after that the King and Queen was supposed to have was practically abolished because of this."

"Okay? Uh I still dont understand as to how this all matter to me?"

"It does matter to you for a big deal because.... the Queen who was a witch was you in your former life."

"..... Nani?!"

"The Queen who cursed the King was you."

"Hahahhahaha very funny! If I was the Queen then what?! Is Josh Jacobs the King? Hahahhahaha!"

"Indeed he is."

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(ALEX'S POV)

"Hahahhahahaha-----"

Hold the front door.

Just what is up with today? First Josh comes up to me like a rabbit on his mating season, then my cat who has been with me since I was in nursery started speaking and telling me things like kings, queens, witches, past lives, fate and all those stuffs!

My brain is having a hard time processing all this!

"Cupid Number 69, my head is really buffering at comprehending what you're saying so can you just summarize everything or else this chapter is going to be too long!"

"Sure since I also feel bad for the author. You and Josh were fated partners in your past lives but a mistake was made which caused your fates to be abolished and so the pair of supposedly destined lovers ended quite tragically with one cursing out the other. You and Josh were the so called 'fated pair' and the curse that you put on him in the past life continued on in this life."

"....."

"Okay so basically: Me and Josh. Past lovers. He was a Factboy and so I cursed him. He goes impotent. Past me then died. Now the impotency curse is continuing now?"

"You summarized it perfectly!"

"And? How does all this matter? So what if Josh goes impotent? It serves him right to be so! I, for one, am glad at my past lifes choices!"

"Well indeed you can say that. I also hope that you and Josh split ways but sadly you and Josh are bound to bump into each other wherever you go."

Hearing such ominous words I frowned in distaste.

"What do you mean?"

"Did you really believe that it was all by chance that you and him goes to the exact same school, end up in the exact same section and always end up being his seatmate ever since nursery up to now?"

"I simply thought that I was THAT unlucky."

"You're not. It's the fates at work. The mistake from the past life has been fixed and so your strings have also been fixed therefore you and Josh are still fated to be together."

"Admsdffghjijkl! Cant you just get some scissors and cut my fucking string or whatever?!"

"Thats not how it works!"

"You know for a fact that I want none of my strings attached to that motherfather!"

"I know but still---wait... in fact it's not entirely impossible to change your fates."

My eyes gleamed in delight as I happily awaited his next words.

"I could change your fates IF and only IF both of you hold no feelings with each other whatsoever!"

"Well then thats perfect! We have ZERO feelings for each other."

"I believe that that isnt so. You see Alex what I mean by FEELINGS does not only entail basic feeling like love or dislike. What I mean by holding no feelings is to feel nothing towards that person."

"I dont understand?"

"What do you think is the oposite of love?"

"Uh.... hate? "

"Wrong. It's indiferrence. You and Josh Jacobs could only be free of each other IF and only IF both of you holds indifference. Giving no care about the other. Currently you hold an incredible amount of hate for Josh and as everyone knows there's only a fine line between love and hate."

"And that fine line is something I'll never cross so there's that."

"We'll never know that Alex. You see fate is quite the tricky bastard. You'll be shocked. Josh on the other hand holds quite the considerable amount of emotions of you. However amusement is the strongest one and lust is currently tye second."

I seem to have heard something traumatizing that would haunt me for years.

"So what do I do now?!"

"Your curse has been triggered by the eclipse and it would only be uneffective once beside the caster... so Josh Jacobs would be impotent towards others....except you."

"What the hel-licopter?! You've got to be kidding me?! It's the last lifes problem so why are they messing with my life now?! The past was the past and now is now! We're different!"

"Sadly I can't answer that. However now, due to the strings thats been reattached by fate I'm pretty sure that things will slowly change tomorrow. I wish you luck."

"Wha-- thats it?! After telling all that you'll just uo and leave me to deal with this crap by myself?!"

"Sorry. I could only help you a little for I am not allowed to mess with human fates since we already learned from past mistakes. I will now be leaving your felines shell. Farewell! till we meet again Alex!"

And with that my cat started glowing brightly that I had to cover my eyes. When I felt the light dim down I opened my eyes and glanced at my cat.

"Meow~"

"Cupid number 69?" I asked.

The cat merely tilted its head at me.

"Meow~"

Sammy meowed as she lifted her legs up and started licking her privates.

Guess she's back to a normal cat now.

I stared at the book that was still in my hand and I fell into a solemn silence.

Past lives.

Just why am I mixed with this shit-take mushrooms?!

Just why do I always get mixed up with that Factboy Jerk?!

Wait-- he's impotent now.

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! Serves him right!

Guess he's now an Impotent Jerk!

Hahhahahhaha---

Crap.

Just what am I supoosed to do now?

I grieved my future at the thought of having to see the demons face.

GOD I HATE HIM TO DEATH!