"If I don't kill you within this day—" "Oh really?" "—This week!" "Are you sure about it?" "OKAY A MONTH!—" "Of course." "Then I wouldn't be a man!" "You aren't!" "I am!" "Okay, then what will you be?" "A girl!" "Go at it, mate." He gives me a thumbs up. cw - swearing, crass, mature themes, slow burn prompt one and three from wpc. i designed the cover but the art isn't mine.