Pirate Bowling

The group of Hancock, Luffy, Kidd, and Killer stepped up to play Pirate Bowling. Kidd and Luffy were still butting heads as they waited for the ball to drop. Hancock was admiring Luffy from the side, while Killer watched everything while shaking his head. 

"The next game is about to begin!" 

An announcement rang out and a giant approached them carrying a giant bowling ball. It dropped the ball in front of them causing the area to tremble. 

"So who's going—" 

"I'm going first!" 

"Screw you! I'm going first!" 

Luffy and Kidd cut Killer off and started fighting over the bowling ball. 

"Heh." 

Kidd smirked and stretched his hand. The bowling ball started floating off the ground. 

"Wait, no fair!" 

"You snooze you lose!" 

Kidd laughed and swung his hand down. The bowling ball flew towards the pins. 

"Here it comes, guys...Huh?" 

Those strapped to the bowling pins froze as they prepared for the ball to fly at them. That was because a woman was chasing the bowling ball. 

"Luffy said...." 

Hancock leapt into the air and kicked the ball. 

"He's going first!" 

The bowling ball was blasted back towards the starting point. 

"What the hell are you doing, you lunatic?!" 

Kidd screamed as he and Killer ran for it. The bowling ball crashed into the earth and blew people away. Hancock landed on top of the ball. 

"Luffy, go ahead~!" 

She waved at Luffy with a huge smile. 

"Thanks, Hancock!" 

Luffy's arms swell up into a giant's fist. 

"Wait, that was a violation of the rules! You are disqua—Blegh?!" 

The announcer's voice abruptly disappeared. 

"Hm? What did he say?" 

Luffy looked around. Hancock popped beside him hiding her fist behind her back. 

"It was nothing. He just made a mistake." 

Blood was dripping from her fist. 

"That woman just took out the announcer..." 

Killer mumbled while looking at Hancock who wore an innocent smile. 

"Now go on, Luffy." 

"Alright." 

Luffy nodded and punched the bowling ball with his gigantic fist. The ball flew at the bowling pins with immense force. Kidd grinned and stretched his hand out. 

"Alright, this time for sure boys....Huh?" 

The bowling ball stopped in the air for a second before hitting the ground without reaching the bowling pins. 

"Huh?! What the heck happened?!" 

Luffy's eyes popped out of his head and his jaw hit the floor. He looked at his fist. 

"A-Am I....Am I this weak?" 

"No, Luffy! You're the strongest in the world!" 

Hancock pointed at Kidd. 

"It's that Wannabe Rockstar! He's the one who messed with your ball!" 

"Who's a wannabe, you harlot?!" 

"H-Harlot?! I'll have you know my body is for Luffy and Luffy alone!" 

Hancock proudly declared. 

"Jaggy, quit messing with the game!" 

Luffy grabbed Kidd's collar. 

"You can't prove I did anything!" 

Kidd grabbed Luffy's collar back and the two began arguing. 

"This is going nowhere." 

Killer sighed and approached the ball. Meanwhile, those strapped to the pins were frowning. 

"What's with this group?" 

"If they aren't going to play seriously they should leave!" 

"That's right! We're being—huh?" 

A shadow cast over them. They looked up and saw the bowling ball in the air. Killer leapt into the air and kicked the ball. With a thundering noise, the bowling ball hit the pins and pirates were sent flying through the air screaming in agony. Killer landed on the ground with the other three looking at him in shock. 

"There, first round over." 

Sometime later, the bowling pins were replaced along with the pirates on them. 

"You bastards cheated last time, but that won't happen again!" 

"That's right! We won't be caught off guard like the last guys!" 

"Come on, you bastards!" 

The pirates on the pin shouted aggressively at Luffy's group. Meanwhile— 

"Rock, paper, scissors!" 

"Shit, I knew I should've thrown rock!" 

"Hahaha! Do you understand Luffy's greatness now, Punk Bastard?!" 

"Alright, I'm going first again!" 

Luffy and the others were ignoring them. 

"Those fuckers....!" 

The pirates were gritting their teeth. 

"Ok, before Jaggy mess with me again..." 

Luffy entered Gear Second. 

"Eagle Bazooka!" 

He slammed his palms on the bowling ball. A deafening noise resounded as the ball flew at the pins like a bullet. 

"Let's go, guy—" 

A pirate at the back was obliterated along with the pin he was on before he could finish speaking. 

"?!" 

The rest of the pirates looked on with their eyes popping out of their heads. 

"Dammit! I barely got one!" 

Luffy shouted while holding his head. 

"Hahahaha! You suck, Strawhat!" 

Kidd burst out laughing. 

"There there Luffy. You'll get them next time." 

Hancock was consoling Luffy who was kneeling in defeat. 

"Alright, my turn!" 

Kidd approached the front as a giant dropped another bowling ball. 

"Um, guys....Now that I take a good look at them, isn't that Captain Kidd, Killer, Strawhat Luffy, and Boa Hancock?" 

"Yeah....I thought they were fakes since they were all together but..." 

The pirates looked back at the bowling pin that was hit. It was shattered and the pirates attached to it were twitching on the ground. The pirates slowly turned their attention back to Luffy's group. 

"I want to switch!" 

A pirate suddenly shouted. 

"Me too! I want to switch!" 

"Get me off this thing!" 

The pins started hopping away as the pirates tried to escape. 

"Wait, you cowards!" 

Kidd shouted at them while lifting the bowling ball. 

"Come back and die like you're supposed to!" 

He flung the bowling ball and it accelerated further. It struck down on the pirates like a meteorite causing an explosion. 

"Hahahahaha! Did you see that, Strawhat?! I took out four pins!" 

"Dammit!" 

Luffy shouted in frustration. 

"Don't worry, Luffy." 

Hancock stepped forward. 

"I will avenge you." 

Fire burned in her eyes as she wore a determined expression. 

"Switch! We want a switch, goddammit!" 

The pirates on the pins screamed out in agony. 

"Accept your fate as bowling pins!" 

Hancock kicked the bowling ball with a shout. The ball flew over and crashed into the pins trying to escape. Screams of agony rang out. 

"Alright! I got the other five!" 

Hancock jumped up in excitement. 

"I did it, Luffy! I won!" 

She ran up to Luffy and hugged him. 

"Wait, Snake woman!" 

Kidd called out to Hancock and pointed at Killer. 

"My partner here took out all ten bowling pins in the first round. You didn't win anything. We still have more rounds to go." 

"Fine." 

Hancock struck her signature pose. 

"Luffy and I will mop the floor with you two!" 

"In your dreams!" 

"Alright, let's go!" 

Luffy shouted excitedly. As for Killer— 

"I can already tell where this is going." 

An hour later, Hancock, Luffy, Kidd, and Killer walked out of the bowling area with smiles on their faces. 

"Man, that was fun!" 

Luffy laughed. 

"You know, I can't even lie it was fun. Especially, since I won." 

Kidd burst out laughing. 

"Hmph, you're lucky we ran out of pins (people) or it would've been our victory." 

Hancock frowned for a bit before smiling. 

"But it was indeed fun." 

"Heh. You're not bad, Snake Woman. I thought all Warlords were sellout but you're alright. You're still a crazy bitch though." 

Kidd said. 

"Hah, you're not bad yourself. Although, you're still inferior to Luffy." 

Hancock said. The two of them laughed while looking at each other. In their minds— 

(I'm definitely gonna kill this fucker in the future.) 

(I've marked your face, Useless Midd. Count your days.) 

The two were plotting the other's downfall. 

"We should do this again sometime." 

Luffy said with a laugh. Kidd and Hancock laughed together. 

"Never." 

They spoke in unison. 

"........" 

Killer, who was following behind them, stopped and looked back. The area was reduced to a sea of flames. Agonizing screams could be heard coming from inside the area. The giant that carried the bowling balls was seen upside down with his butt in the air as if he was taken out. 

"......" 

Kidd slowly turned around and followed behind the others. 

"These 3 are worse than a buster call."