Chap 22 GUEST
"man this place is soo sick. I can't even...just.....man" was turbos opinion seeming my home. Gotta say I couldn't agree more with him
"yeah little dude, I know. I live here"
"And how did that happen?" He asked in curiosity
After my long explanation of my story except the part where I was a reincarnated person from another world and had a random system I told him everything.
"Damn Des that must have been hard" he said after my story ended
"Des?"
"Yeah Des. You know Desmond was just too long for me "
"Yeah I can clearly see it being too long for you" I said once again teasing him about his shortness which I guess he was sensitive about
"Again with the shortness jokes. For you info I am actually above average for my kind alright so just drop it. ok?"
"sure will, but if I drop it will you catch it ?"
"Ahhhhh"
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like that we spent the day joking with each other. I was finally happy to meet someone again so much so that I didn't even think about training and shit. We even opened up the wine stash and got over selves drunk all the way to drunksville.
In my drunken stupor I started
"*hick* he he, A snail was walking down the street *hick* when *hick* all of a sudden a turtle came up to him and robbed him. When the marines *hick* showed up, they asked the snail what happened. "I do*hick*n't know," he said. "It all happened so fast! ha ha *hick* ha ha""
"heh he not me man. If it was me I *hick* would shell -shock the *hick* turtle and rob him itself and I would even make him shelve out*hick* his shell for me and make it my shell ha *hick* *hick* ha ha"
I cracked up. This was turning out to be a lot of fun.
As Turbo zoomed around me like a miniature race car, he suddenly came to a halt and turned towards me with a mischievous grin on his face.
"Hey Desmond, I've got a joke for you *hick*," he said, revving his shell in excitement.
"*hick* Why did the tomato turn red? *hick*" I looked at him quizzically, 0wondering where this was going.
"Ain't all tomatoes*hick* red already?" I asked.
"just answer buster" he said
"Fine....why?" I asked.
"*hick* Because it saw the salad dressing!" Turbo burst out laughing at his own joke, and despite myself, I couldn't help but join in.
suddenly I remembered I had built the sofa we were on yesterday and asked Turbo
"yo Turbo this is *hick*the sofa I built yesterday for the cansion. What do you think?"
"safa-r so good. Let's *hick* go he he"
"haa hah ha ha *hick* ha "
after partying some more
"Dude all this *hick* party misses is some song man" He said
"Well miss it no more little one cause here I am to the rescue*hick**hick**hick*" I said and started singing the song from my memory also adding the guitar left here curtesy of cap jack.
(song link)
"""
Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey!*hick*
Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey!
When I first found myself on the road
I was taught by a certain troll
By the sea and across the lands*hick*
With a calming drinking hand
Easily raised! Grappa grappa hey!
Deutschland lager, über alles!*hick*
If walk away to left me feeling bleak
If ango bitters, we'll make it cheers!
Hey, hey, hey!
I'm a man with a plan! The plan is to booze as much as I can!
Hey, hey, hey!............
"""