Meeting Garp

"Um when I forgot something very important. I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO!!!!"

"Well, no big deal. Another thing I don't think about is that using my abilities can ultimately make the world of one piece desert. The pirates would then become hikers and the marines would become the land arm. For the Government its change not there are still sons of"

Don't finish your sentence otherwise I could never get asshole contracts

"So I don't have the rights but you insult me unpunished, the world is unfair."

Your mother never said to you: Do what I say not what I do. So stop complaining and go on an adventure to flirt with all the women in the world. While I'm pissing myself off writing your story. Be careful or you end up in a hentai.

"My bad, my bad besides you tell me not who you are but its a week that you talk to me, so we are friends. Show yourself and become my vice captain"

I'm nobody, I don't exist you're just a crazy schizophrenic who thinks he's a character to animate in an animer and who wants to make love to girls in 2D

"yes its must be its yeah on the other hand I can have music please I need it it's vital I want rap brought back music"

You know what if you manage to survive the monster on legs that arrives I give you your damn asshole music

"How his a monster on leg the only monster in this sea is that is monstrous than month. I remind you that I am 11 years old and I can purulate the world if I want. "

Yes yes if you want

Before I can finish our dialogue an old crumbling almost immortal jumps in our faces

"Kind of kid how dare you disturb nice marine during it's vacation"

The moment the voice reached us a punch landed on Rengoku. Rengoku barely had time to dodge when a crater was formatted at its original position.

"Asshole, what a nice marine if I hadn't been fast I would have died turning into a pure blood"

The man then put a finger in his nose

"We don't give a damn, stop always looking into the past. We have to move forward kid"

"What to spend his made less than 30 second species of senile old man"

"Ah the young nowadays know more the respect of the elders come and taste the fist of the old man. Sa will put you back on the right path."

I advise against doing what he asks

'Oh thank you, I really couldn't do anything without you'

I'm glad you're finally taking into account

'Asshole, it was irony'

AH you know his words I'm surprised me who thinks you're stupid in fact you're just stupid but not too stupid.Finally you should focus on something else by being your powerful grandfather who wants to break your mouth.