A Tsundere, Annoying Feelings, An Idiot's Invitation

(General P.O.V)

With one last kick to the man's face, Patty said to the crowd while lifting his apron similar to how princesses lifts their skirts. " Now that that's done, everybody please continue and enjoy your meal!"

When the crowd heard that, they cheered loudly and continue to idolize Patty the great.

Meanwhile, outside the restaurant.

The door opened and Patty with the man on his back exited the door.

Patty abruptly dropped the man and said in a 'polite' way while clapping the dust/germs on his hands "Please get lost you filthy pirate!"

After that, while scoffing, Patty went back inside the restaurant.

While Patty went back inside, the man weakly tried to stand up but failed, ashamed that he's current state is weak, he weakly says while struggling " Damn that Popeye-looking motherf*cker! Damn it how dare he! I wouldn't usually let anyone get away for this to m-"

The man got interrupted by a youth with a straw-hat looking down at him curiously on the second floor. The youth said while picking his nose. " Hey, you're starving aren't you?"

The man weakly shouted " Shut up! I'm not hungry at all!"

The door opened again and comes out the most handsome, dashing, hunk that women can't possibly believe he's real.

*Step*

*Step*

*Step*

With 'imaginary wind' blowing his hair and clothes, he slowly walks towards the man on the ground and crouches to place the tray with a glass of water and a plate with freshly cooked fried rice, on the ground near the man's face.

*Gasp!!!*

The man's face went wild, his eyes with red veins nearly popped out from his eye socket. His jaw fell and his nose can't stop twitching.

The man's face was exaggerated but was it because he's super starved? or was it because the heavenly smell of the fried rice?

After waking up from his exaggerated stupor, he looks at the sparkling hunk with god-like handsomeness, he stares at awe on how handsome the guy looks that he almost forgot he's starving. Thinking to himself that he must've been hallucinating...

"Eat it." The handsome guy said.

Waking up from another stupor, the man looks at the food then looks back at the handsome guy and say " Shut up! Go away! I won't accept charity!" Just take it awa-"

"Wait If he's not gonna eat it can I eat it?" The youth with a straw-hat said with a slightly out of breath tone and with imaginary meat on his eyes and drool on his mouth.

"Okay fine, you eat it then." The handsome guy said and took the tray and was about to take it to the straw-hat youth when...

"W-Wait! I'll eat it, I'll eat it!" The man quickly said while stammering.

With a look of disgust, the handsome man replied to the man " Stop being a tsundere and just eat it! Because to me, any hungry person's a customer."

"B-but... I... I can't pay for it."

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(Sanji P.O.V)

With an annoying forgotten feelings, I look at the vast sky with fleeting clouds and starts to remember the time where the previous Sanji got stranded without any food or water.

I light up another cigarette to smoke and while looking up to sky, I say, "The vast ocean can be very cruel. It's awful to not have any food or water. Just awful...

I understand starving people more than anyone."

After saying that, I look at the dishevelled starved man and with a slight grin, I say " I don't care if you wanna die with dignity, but if you eat up, you'd be able to look forward to a new tomorrow won't you?"

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(General P.O.V)

With a loud audible gulp, the man once again stared at the freshly cooked fried rice and with revitalised vigour, he quickly grabbed the plate and turn his back on the handsome man and eat.

*Munch*

*Munch*

*Munch*

*Drip*

*Drip*

*Drip*

The man turned his back because he doesn't want the handsome man to show that he's crying and eating in an ugly manner.

While eating, the man said with unclear words probably because he's eating and crying. " This is so *munch* delicious. *munch So delicious, It's *munch* too delicious!

I thought I was gonna die! I thought I was a goner..."

With an imaginary boom, the man's emotions exploded, and he is having an emotional breakdown. All sorts of feelings are slapping him emotionally.

While he is having an emotional breakdown, with snot on his nose, he continues to eat, cry and mutter-shout "yummy, so delicious! I've never had such a good meal in my entire life!"

With a huge grin that shows the handsome man's perfect bright shining crystal-like white teeth that is biting the cigarette. The handsome man said, " You like the food, eh?"

On the second floor, A young man with a straw-hat was merrily laughing then, he declared " Well now, I found my cook!".

After that, the straw-hat youth turned to the man who was eating while crying, and said " Hey, you sure are lucky! If he hadn't given you something to eat... Hahahaha It'd be all over for you by now.

Not sure if he was being mocked or pitied... or both. The man who was currently eating, ignored the straw-hat youth and continue eating.

The straw-hat youth, not minding that he's ignored, shifted his attention to the handsome youth and say " Hey! Handsome cook, care to join my pirate crew?

You'll be the chef on our pirate ship!" the straw-hat youth said while pointing to himself.

After the straw-hat youth's declaration, the man who was currently eating nearly spat out the food on his mouth.

Meanwhile the handsome man was internally feeling amused at the idiot's straight forward way of recruitment.

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(A/N: Short Chapter!!! 🤣🥱😴

Was the chapter cringey? Let me know so I can make it more cringier!

Anyways, please remember that the story will be EXTREMELY SLOW-PACED. So welp ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯.

And I'm only doing 1000-1500 words to uphold my title as 'The Lazy Daoist'.

And I'm not even sure if 1000-500 is enough... I feel like to comprehend the true meaning of the Dao of Laziness, I should ask someone to write it for me... and with only 10-20 words. Joke! 🤣🤣🤣

Anyway! Have a nice evening!

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(Word count: 1085 words)

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