Caught

"Run away!!!"

"I never thought that agents with code numbers less than twelve would lose!!! "

" Where the hell should we go now?! "

" Anywhere is fine! We better hide or those kids will find and kill us!!"

The pirate hunters were all running for their lives. It was a good choice since the Straw Hat Pirates were out for a hunt to massacre every single person that works for Baroque Works.

Suddenly, two people stopped in front of the pirate hunters that were running away.

"Even this late, this town is still busy?" A woman muttered. A man beside her sighed.

"Another boring assignment. Taking care of these weaklings shouldn't be our job at all." The man grumbled while picking his nose.

The pirates all pointed their flintlocks and sabers at the two.

"Who are you?! I said who are you?!"

"Mr Five." The man replied.

" Miss Valentine. " The woman replied while grinning at them.

Mr Five is a tall, dark-skinned man with black hair in short spiky dreadlocks. He wears a brown trench coat with a pink cravat and a pair of sunglasses, regardless of the time of day.

Like the other officer agents, his number is shown both on his clothing and his body. He has a "5" on his coat; this number is also tattooed on his right shoulder

Miss Valentine is a tall young woman with short blond hair and dark eyes. She wears a yellow and orange hat, as well as a yellow dress with a lemon-like pattern, lemon earrings, and white high-heeled shoes.

She is almost always seen carrying a bright green parasol with blue stripes.

"Now, where are the rest of the agents stationed here?"

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" Finally, some peace. " Zoro grumbled while drinking a bottle of sake. Luffy was sitting beside him. The Straw Hat Pirates were sitting in a large circle, staying silent because they didn't know what their next course of action was.

"Hey, you okay?" Zoro asked Luffy who yawned.

"I'm kinda sleepy." Luffy replied sleepily. Zoro nodded.

" Me too. But we have to stay vigilant for a while. They might return with more. Here, drink this. " Zoro gave Luffy his sake bottle. Luffy took it and drank the sake from it.

" Oi! Don't finish it all! " Zoro scolded before quickly grabbing the sale bottle back and finishing it, making Luffy laugh.

"What a shame! You only lost to one guy?"

They looked down to see Mr Five and Miss Valentine approaching bleeding Igarappoi who was on the ground.

"Miss Valentine! Mr Five!!" Igarappoi widened his eyes and looked at them in shock.

"Don't you feel ashamed at all, Mr Eight?" Mr Five asked him. Miss Valentine laughed.

"Kyahaha! That's the difference between you weaklings and us!" Miss Valentine taunted. Igarappoi gritted his teeth and glared at the pair.

" You just came to laugh at us? "

"That's part of it. We're here because of our duty. You should not ask about that. "

Mr Nine and Miss Wednesday slowly sat up.

"We're not here to help you. We didn't come to the Grand Line just to do that. " Mr Five revealed, shocking them all.

" Then why are you here? " Mr Nine asked him.

" Don't you have any brains? It's the worst punishment, so the boss sent us. The boss said that 'Someone knows my secret, and I don't know what that person knows'. But our company's principal is 'everything must be kept secret'. No one should know about each other's past or even identity." Mr Five explained to them.

" The person knows the identity of the boss, and that shouldn't be allowed. No siree. When we investigated, we found out that there is someone from one country sneaking into Baroque Works. We're not talking about you, Mr Nine. Wearing a crown doesn't mean shit. " Miss Valentine looked at Mr Nine who was about to say something.

" Quack!" Karoo quacked. The Straw Hat Pirates listened to the conversation with serious faces on.

"The betrayers are the people who have secretly disappeared from Alabasta." Mr Five revealed. Igarappoi stood up.

" Die!! Igarappappa!!!" Igarappoi fired multiple explosive bullets towards Mr Five and Miss Valentine.

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!*

The bullets exploded, consuming Mr Five and Miss Valentine. Miss Wednesday looked at Igarappoi.

"Igaram!! Igaram!!" She shouted at him. Igarappoi, whose real name is Igaram looked at her.

"Please escape now!!" He shouted. Suddenly, Miss Valentine jumped out of the smoke and kicked Miss Wednesday in the face.

"That's not gonna work! Kyahahaha!!!" Miss Valentine laughed and dodged as Miss Wednesday attempted to punch her.

Miss Wednesday's hair bead was destroyed by that kick, her hair was let down. Now she had two locks of chin-length light blue hair hanging down, one on either side of her head.

*BOOOM!!!!

Igaram was suddenly engulfed by an explosion. He slumped down and dropped onto the ground.

"Igaram!!" Miss Wednesday shouted in horror. Miss Valentine landed on the ground as Mr Five walked out of the smoke.

"The betrayers are Igaram, the captain of the Alabasta royal guard, and the Princess of the Alabasta Kingdom, Nefertari Vivi! " Mr Five declared while holding up a picture of Vivi.

Miss Wednesday, whose real name is Vivi, gritted her teeth in anger.

"The boss ordered us to kill both of you!" Mr Five shouted while picking his nose. Suddenly, the Straw Hat Pirates jumped down and stood in front of Vivi.

Luffy grinned. "I don't know what's happening but I have some sort of idea! We won't let you hurt her. If you plan to....." Luffy's happy expression turned into an extremely serious one.

"Then you would have to fight for your life." Luffy muttered. Mr Five gritted his teeth and dug out a booger out of his nose.

"Then you will die! Nose Fancy Cannon!" Mr Five declared before flicking it at Luffy. Luffy unsheathed his cutlass and deflected it to a random building behind him.

*BOOOOOOMMMM!!!!*

The booger exploded, surprising Luffy. Everyone else was disgusted at the strange ability.

Suddenly, a bloody Igaram who was on the ground grabbed Luffy's leg. Luffy looked at him.

"Sir! Based on you and your crew's abilities! I would like to ask you for a favor! Those two have gotten their abilities from Devil Fruits so I can't defeat them! I would like to ask you to protect the princess for me, please! " Igaram pleaded to him.

" Let's go Karoo! " Vivi shouted before getting onto Karoo who started running away quickly from the scene.

"If you can take the princess to the great country of Alabasta *Cough!!*, we will repay you with a great prize!! Please, I beg you, please protect the princess, Mugiwara-san!!! " Igaram pleaded while bowing his head deeply at him. Luffy smiled a little, he looked at his crew who smiled and nodded back.

"That's very interesting sir, but you better make it happen afterwards or else we'll be raiding your country instead. " Nami threatened him.

"Name your price, Miss. There will be gifts for everyone. " Igaram looked at her. Nami grinned and suddenly had Belly symbols replacing her eyes.

" Hihihi!! How about 1 Billion Belly?" Nami suggested. Luffy slapped her plump ass hard, making her moan softly.

"Ahn~! Hey, Luffy!!" Nami pouted at him while having a big blush on her face. Luffy sighed and shook his head.

"We can discuss the terms of the prizes later, Mr Igaram. Right now, we have to deal with them—Where the fuck did they go? " Luffy asked as Mr Five and Miss Valentine was gone.

"Over there, Luffy! There's smoke coming from over there!" Usopp shouted while pointing at rising smoke. The Straw Hat Pirates quickly made their way towards the location using Soru. Yes, all of them are able to use it.

They saw Miss Monday lying on the ground unconscious while Mr Five's hand was smoking.

"Oi! How are you able to do that?!" Sanji shouted while pointing at her. Mr Five looked at them.

" I ate the Bomu Bomu no Mi, making me a Bomb Human! I can make any part of my body explode! Even my breath can explode!" Mr Five declared. He then dug out another booger and looked at Vivi.

"Nose Fancy Cannon!!" He flicked the explosive booger at Vivi. Zoro appeared in front of her and sliced it in half easily with Sandai Kitetsu.

*BOOOOOOMMMM!!!!*

The sliced booger exploded beside him. Vivi gritted her teeth. "Damn it! Why do you show up at a time like this!" Vivi shouted before trying to attack Zoro with her Peacock Slashers.

"Calm down, princess. We're here to help." Zoro calmed her down, surprising Vivi.

" What? Help me?"

To be continued.....

(Vivi pics please)