Chapter 209: Diddy Deals With Freyja & Scar

"Hoho, 450,000,000 Beri's? That's quite a massive jump, and the change to your wanted poster: Only Alive. I must say, the Marines and world government must be really seething in anger." Remarked Sebas with a hearty chuckle as he grabbed Diddy's wanted poster off the stack of papers, causing Trenza, Grand, and Scar to quickly grab their own.

"Hmph, but of course they're angry; the Celestial Dragons believe themselves to be Gods, and for one of their own to have been killed by someone they deem to be a 'lesser being', I've got no doubt they want to conduct some inhumane torture on you that'll put everything I've been through to shame." Stated Mael with a snort as he folded his arms and glanced at Sebas while nodding before looking at Diddy, who was grinning like a maniac.

"Hehe, that's how I like it! If the strongest organization in the world isn't hunting me down, then living life would be boring; where is the fun if you don't constantly have several blades hanging above your neck? Why do you think I put up with Freyja's stupid ass? Because I like her?" Said Diddy with a chaotic chuckle as he leaned back on his throne and propped his feet onto the table before gesturing to Freyja, who rolled her eyes and scoffed in annoyance.

"You sure it's not because you subconsciously want to fuck me?" Asked Freyja with a faint, lustful smirk as she leaned forward while slowly unbuttoning the top portion of her dress, causing her massive breasts to spill forth onto the table.

"I'd gladly commit necrophilia than ever touch you with sexual intentions; hell, I'd even let you choose who I'd do it with. Though, I bet you're too stupid even to know what the term necrophilia is. Sebas, mind telling her." Declared Diddy solemnly as he intently stared into Freyja's eyes, his own never once deviating until he turned and glanced at Sebas with a mocking smirk while she cursed under her breath.

"Hoho, are you sure, Captain? Necrophilia does involve sex, so I'm sure Freyja knows about it." Said Sebas with a soft chuckle and a raised eyebrow as he looked at Diddy before glancing at Freyja, who grunted while leaning back in her chair, uncaring for her exposed breasts, which Grand, Scar, and Trenza were promptly enjoying.

"Tch, I know what necrophilia is; I'm not stupid, you fucking monkey!" Stated Freyja aggressively as she eyed Diddy, who widened his fake surprise, which only further irritated her.

"Eh? Wow, color me surprised; Freyja, for once, actually knows something, though it is necrophilia, so I shouldn't be too surprised, especially since you have first-hand experience in bestia-" Remarked Diddy in a fake tone as he raised his hands into the air, only for him to fold his arms while nodding in understanding followed by him wickedly smirking, yet before he could finish speaking, a ball of fire was thrown at him.

Swiftly leaping out of the way, just in time for the throne I was sitting on to be engulfed in a small, fiery explosion, though while it might've been small, its power was mighty as it was able to melt the stone throne within seconds; I may have some resistance against hot temperature, but even I couldn't take something so hot without receiving deep burns. Digging my nails into the ceiling, I stood upside down and shifted my focus to Freyja, who was transforming into Satan's Soul while glaring at me with furious eyes.

"What did I say I'd do if you ever mentioned that, Diddy!?" Exclaimed Freyja through gritted teeth as she stared daggers at Diddy while he merely grinned in response, baring his fangs.

"Hehe, I don't know, I forgot; why don't you come up here and make me remember; otherwise, I might accidentally tell everyone, including your 'O so precious Scar, about the one time you slept with an ani-" Replied Diddy with a chuckle as he squatted upside while eyeing Freyja, who gnashed her teeth, only for violent flames to erupt from her body and surround her figure before she flapped her wings, speedily charging towards him.

"I'M FUCKING KILLING YOU, DIDDY!!" Yelled Freyja furiously as she grabbed Diddy by the throat and slammed him through the ceiling before they left the building, only for them to engage in a heated battle that caused significant damage to the entire city, indirectly killing any civilian that happened to get in between their battle.

"Welp, there they go; I hope they can at least keep the destruction to a minimum; we're going to need a lot of materials if we wish to build on the back of Pandy." Said Sebas lightly as he and Mael looked out through the hole in the ceiling, watching Diddy and Freyja fight while the building occasionally trembled from the clash of their mighty attacks.

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"Hehe, splendid performance, Freyja; it seems keeping you alive for all these years wasn't a waste after all! You've improved greatly since when we left Karate Island; you right now would even give the me from Centaurea a run for his money." Stated Diddy with a faint smirk and slight chuckle as he wiped slight blood from his mouth while landing on the ground at the bottom of a decently sized crater, which was where Freyja lay unconscious, her eyes rolled into the back of her head.

I had to give it to Freyja; she's improved more than I thought she would, considering she used to store up a lot of vitality inside of her to heal herself instead of using it to strengthen herself, and while I don't know what exactly happened that caused her to change her mind, I couldn't be happier. No longer was she limiting her growth, and it was showing, given she's actually made me take her somewhat seriously and not play around with her like I usually do.

'Not to mention, throughout that battle, I had sensed her use armament haki; it was just faintly, not enough for it to truly be considered haki, but that just shows despite all the time she's lazing around fucking numerous dudes, she's actually training to get stronger.' Thought Diddy with a grin as he squatted down beside Freyja, whose body was littered with various injuries varying degrees, from light to severe.

"All for little 'ol me, how thoughtful of you." Muttered Diddy with a chaotic smirk as he looked at Freyja before brushing her hair aside, staring at her injured face, which oozed blood, yet even so, she still looked gorgeous.

Hearing footsteps behind me, I turned around and saw Scar running towards us down the crater with a slightly worried look while eyeing Freyja, causing me to smirk since he was just the person I'd been meaning to talk to. Before he could reach Freyja, I walked forward and wrapped my tail around his waist before leaping into the sky, causing Nimbus to appear beneath my feet as we flew out of the city, which now looked like a wasteland; even the ruins up in Skypiea looked better than this place.

I heard Scar calling me, but I ignored him and continued to fly until we reached a relatively isolated place on the shore, where I descended towards the ground before tossing Scar, who, unlike Trenza, reoriented himself in the air and landed on his feet, though he did stumble a little.

"Heh, you should try out for gymnastics." Commented Diddy lightly as he leaped off Nimbus and landed beside Scar, who tilted his head in confusion, only to shake it and quickly run past him; well, at least, he tried to.

Swiping my tail at Scar, he reacted in time and managed to dodge backward while he instantly unsheathed his daggers while warily eyeing me, causing me to grin as I licked my lips before unholstering Naga-sa and slamming it into the sand, causing the ground to tremble.

"Where do you think you're off to?" Asked Diddy with a feral smirk as he looked at Scar, who furrowed his brows in confusion before answering anyway.

"To go and help, Freyja; you gave her a pretty serve beating, Captain, and if nothing is done, she might die." Said Scar seriously as he eyed Diddy while slowly inching forward, only for him to instantly jump backward just in time to dodge a large lightning bolt that would have otherwise hit him.

"Heh, stop babying Freyja; she's fine; she's received worse than that back in Karate Island; I'd give her a beating at least four times a week; she's annoying, but she's a tough cookie. It'll take more than that to kill her; though, now that I think about it, she no longer stores vitality inside her, so I don't know anymore. Hmm, oh well." Remarked Diddy with a smirk as he folded his arms and looked at Scar while reminiscing the good old days, only for him to frown with a thoughtful expression on that terrified Scar, though he merely shrugged his shoulders.

"C-Captain, if that's the case, can I go and check on her? She might really need my help." Asked Scar with an anxious look as he ran towards the city, which required him to pass Diddy, who wasn't going to let that happen.

"Tsk, enough about that woman, leave her to her own life; if she lives well, good for her; if she doesn't, well, that sucks. I've come to start actually training you; after all, I may be a pirate, but I do stand by words." Said Diddy as he swiftly grabbed Scar's shoulder before tossing him several meters backward, causing his feet to skid against the ground.