Chapter 200: Most Beautiful Woman Of The World Pageant!

"Hmph, well, I don't trust him; he's definitely going to be biased and make Sister lose on purpose!" Stated Marigold angrily as she turned to glare at Diddy, who she was sitting beside, causing Sebas to chuckle softly.

"Hoho, Captain isn't really biased, but he definitely won't hold any bias regarding Freyja; he and her have quite a big feud. There is no way he'll let this chance go to mess with her, right, Captain?" Remarked Sebas with a chuckle as he looked at Marigold, who was being soothed by Sandersonia, before glancing at Diddy, who faintly smirked.

"Heh, I'm tempted to make Freyja lose on purpose; wouldn't that be funny to see?" Asked Diddy with a feral grin as he looked at Sebas, who sported a wry expression before shaking his head.

"Well, you could, Captain, but doing so will only make Freyja cause many more future problems, and it won't be the kind you'll enjoy, that's for sure. So, it's up to your discretion." Replied Sebas lightly as he shook his head before glancing at the large wooden podium in the distance, which was where the contest would be held.

As much as it was tempting to do so, Sebas was right; purposely making Freyja lose now would cause me to deal with a whole bunch of boring, annoying, and tedious things, which are all things I don't like doing. So, unless I intended to kill her, it was probably best to be fair and not purposely sabotage her chance at winning. It wasn't worth possibly being forced to kill a powerful future opponent since I knew I'd regret it later.

'Besides, I want to know what I sensed from Freyja earlier today; it was something powerful. Something that warranted my attention.' Mused Diddy with a curious gaze as he looked towards the left, gazing at the changing room, where Hancock, Freyja, and, surprisingly, Trenza were.

"Tch, I won't sabotage the stupid beauty contest. So let's hurry the fuck on, I've got things to do and people to kill!" Remarked Diddy in slight annoyance as he slammed his fist on the table, though the only reason it didn't break was Sebas covering it in a wall made of psionic energy.

"Hoho, I see someone is eager. Give me a few more minutes, Captain; I must explain the concept and rules of the beauty contest to Mony." Said Sebas with a chuckle as he lightly patted his chest before walking towards the large snake head resting on the shell to the right of Diddy, who looked at them both.

"Did you just say, Mony?" Asked Diddy with a raised eyebrow while looking at Sebas, who nodded without so much as stopping.

"Yes. While the name Pandemonium is unique, Captain, they're two beings, not one, so giving them both one name isn't the best, and it can be quite confusing. So Trenza decided to give them individual nicknames, which was something I agreed with; Pandy is for the turtle, and Mony is for the snake. They aren't the names I would've personally chosen, but they seem to have taken a liking to it." Replied Sebas as he stood before Mony, whose fang alone was bigger than him, before turning around and looking at Diddy, who sported an annoyed expression.

"Tch, I detest the childish names, but whatever." Muttered Diddy as he grumbled under his breath while looking at Sebas, who was busy explaining the concept of a beauty contest to Mony.

Pandemonium, or I guess I should say M-Mony, was the third and final judge; why was a sea king a judge for a human beauty contest? Well, because apparently, it was difficult to find anyone who was going to be non-biased, and who could be more non-biased than a sea king? They aren't even remotely close to a human body like me, so after Freyja spoke with Hancock, they decided that M-Mony would be the final judge, alongside me and this pig of a woman, whatever her name was.

"Hmph, you better not be biased for Hancock, you fatty; otherwise, I'll gut you like the pig you are." Declared Diddy aggressively as he eyed Marigold, who turned and glared at him, flames erupting from her mouth while her skin became scaly.

"What did you call me, you filthy monkey man!?" Asked Marigold in her snake form as she towered over Diddy, glaring at him while he bared his fangs, unimpressed by her display of power.

"I called you a fat pig, you fat pig. And I said I'll gut you if I find you lying just so Hancock will win 'cause I'll know." Replied Diddy as large arcs of lighting shot off his body and into the sky, forcing Marigold to slither back while she aggressively hissed at him.

Me and this fat pig entered a starring contest for a solid minute before she eventually took a deep breath and slowly returned to her normal appearance thanks to her sister's incessant soothing words, though I could tell she was still very much angry with me. However, I literally couldn't care less for how she felt, so other than a grunt, I recalled my lightning and looked back at the stage while folding my arms and closing my eyes.

"Hmph, you don't need to worry about me being biased. I love my sister, and I know how much this contest means to her; giving her a fake win would only be me pitying her and giving her the illusion that she can't win against Freyja. I would never do that to my beloved sister; after all, she doesn't need my pity; she will win and rightfully reclaim her title as the most beautiful woman in the world." Declared Marigold solemnly as she intensely gazed at the changing rooms before glancing at Diddy with a proud smile while Sandersonia nodded in agreement.

"Tsk, Good." Muttered Diddy quietly as he opened his eyes and glanced at Marigold before closing them again, patiently waiting for the start of the beauty contest.

After that fat pig's words, we all patiently waited for another few minutes while the occasional hisses resounded throughout the area, before eventually everything was ready, and the beauty contest was about to start. Hearing the crowd sitting in front of us on P-Pandy's shell quiet down, I opened my eyes and looked at the stage, only to see a Sandersonia, who was covered in bandages from her fight with Mael, though surprisingly, her hair had already grown back to her original length.

"WELCOME EVERYONE TO THE FIRST ANNUAL MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN OF THE WORLD PAGEANT!!" Yelled Sandersonia loudly, her words causing the crowd down below, which mainly consisted of women, to yell loudly while Pandy raised his head and loudly hissed, completely overpowering the cheers from below.

"Now then, we will not waste any more time; will our three contestants please come up to the stage and introduce themselves?" Stated Sanderosnia enthusiastically as she turned around while aggressively clapping her hands and gazing at the curtains.

"Eh, three contestants?" Muttered Diddy with a raised eyebrow as he looked at the curtains, only for him to look blankly at Trenza, who walked forward while wearing a bluish sun dress.

"Hello, everyone. I'm Trenza Visage, a member of the Frenzy Pirates, and I'm the most beautiful marksman in the world! I've come here today to shoot my beauty into each one of you. Bang!" Stated Trenza with a lovely smile as she stood on the stage while looking at the crowd, only to do a spin and shoot into the crowd, imitating her hand as a gun.

"TRENZA!! SO BEAUTIFUL!!" Yelled Grand and Scar excitedly from the crowd, cheering on their elder sister, Trenza, causing her to blush softly while smiling.

"HISS!!" Said Mony as he hissed loudly in joy, earning a few waves from Trenza.

'Tsk, is this the most beautiful woman or the most beautiful child?' Thought Diddy with a mocking smirk as he watched Trenza wave her hands while walking to the side, only for Freyja to emerge from the curtains while wearing a white, tight fighting dress, making her look like one voluptuous angel.

"Hi, everyone. I'm Freyja, Vice-captain of the Frenzy Pirates, and I'm currently the most beautiful woman in the world. I've come here today to rightfully keep my title while also showcasing my beauty; I hope you all enjoy it." Said Freyja with a lovely smile as she bent down slightly, showing her ample cleavage while smiling before eventually turning around and walking towards Trenza, while Scar's loud voice overshadowed the crowd's cheers.

"FREYJA!!" Yelled Scar loudly, his voice briefly overpowering even Mony's hissing.

"Ugh, she's so beautiful; Sister is going to have a tough time." Muttered Marigold with a soft blush as she looked at Freyja before gazing at the curtain, only to see Hancock emerge from behind wearing a purple and black dress similar to the one she was wearing before, but this only looked much more elegant.

"Hmph, I'm Boa Hancock, Warlord of the sea, Captain of the Kuja pirates, and Empress of Amazon Lily. I've come to reclaim my rightful title as the most beautiful woman in the world since I'm… BEAUTIFUL." Declared Hancock in a haughty tone as she gazed at everyone before suddenly leaning backward while pointing into the crowd, which went wild considering nearly everyone was affiliated with her.

"So, how many people raped her when she was a sex slave?" Asked Diddy as he watched Hancock walk towards Freyja and Trenza with a proud smile before glancing at Marigold, who sported an ugly expression.

"Tsk, why would you want to know?" Asked Marigold as she looked at Diddy aggressively.

"Well, depending on how many people raped her, I'll either make her my own sex slave or simply kill her." Remarked Diddy calmly as he lustfully gazed at Hancock while his crotch constantly twitched.