Mama Mama

After that whole fiasco was done and over with everyone, besides Cracker and Smoothie, welcomed me into the family with open arms and was decided that celebration is in order, of course there would be a Tea party but we all decided to have our own little party now to celebrate.

I originally thought we'd celebrate in Peanut town but it was decided we should go celebrate on Liqueur Island in Gin Town to party through the night and get wasted.

Though instead of taking a ship back, since I'm part of the family and all that they told me one of the families secrets, the mirror world, thanks to there sister Brûlée they use the mirror world to get from one island to the next without needing to sail to each individual one. So we decided to use the one in Amande's office to go there.

"Whoa… this is some kinda funhouse were in…" I say looking at this very distorted place with mirrors of varying sizes all strewn across this mirror world.

"Welcome to my world, my new little brother!" Suddenly a very tall, willowy looking woman that I could describe as your stereotypical witch popped out from one of the mirrors in front of us to introduce herself, "I'm Brûlée the sole owner of this world, and the one that makes the way for our family to easily navigate the islands!" She said being naturally proud of herself and her powers.

"Enough of the theatrics Brûlée, take us to Liqueur Island, we need to get our own little party going on before Mama starts the Tea party tomorrow." Katakuri says trying to speed things along.

"Okay! Follow me everyone!" She says while leading the way, and not long after we reach a mirror, but it leads to caocao island not liqueur island, "Huh?… oh silly me I forgot that I moved it to a different location.." she says while trying to laugh it off but I could see her visibly sweating.

*…. She forgot where it is didn't she….*

After a few more attempts it was clear to everyone that she was lost and soon Cracker lost patience with her and started yelling at her for not doing her job properly and all that, while they were yelling at each other the others went away to give them space to fight it out.

I was getting tired of waiting so I removed the lower half of my bird mask, the beak part, so I could smoke one of my cigars, I didn't mind showing part of my face because the upper half of my face was still hidden and that well were family now so I don't mind them seeing a bit more of my face.

(A/N I changed the mask a bit so that it's made from 2 parts instead of one whole mask)

Amande and Galette joined me in smoking while Cracker, Brûlée and Katakuri were all yelling at each other while still having no clue where the hell the correct mirror is.

"... this is taking too long…" I say as I pull out my compass which gets Galette and Amande's attention as it just keeps spinning around until it stops and points in one direction, I then motion the 2 too follow me as I follow the compass, they both look at each other before they decide to follow after me.

Some of the others notice what I'm doing and with nothing better to do follow after me, leaving Cracker, Brûlée, Katakuri and Oven, who decided to wait, behind.

And not long later the compass points to a specific mirror and as soon as I go through it we're on Liqueur Island in Gin Town.

"…. How?" (Amande)

"This little beauty leads me to wherever I want to go, I thought of wanting to get here and it led the way."

"Soo… it's like a Log Pose for everywhere in the world?" (Mont-d'Ors)

"Almost anywhere…. If I ask it to where the One Piece is located, it just keeps spinning forever." I say as I show them the compass constantly spinning not being able to find the One Piece.

"Well enough about that, were here so let's go get this party started!"

With that said we all went to the bar to start our party and man was that place stacked with every kind of alcohol imaginable,but just as we were all getting into it Brûlée and the others finally showed up and she was pissed.

"WHY DIDN'T YOU LET ME LEAD YOU HERE! THATS MY JOB!"

"…" we all just ignored her and kept drinking.

She then began to grind her teeth but then the sound of a woman's laugh could be heard, you know the one the, 'OHOHOHOHO' laugh

"BROYE!"

(A/N I'm making the 2 sisters have an antagonistic relationship since not much is known of how they interact with each other in the manga and anime)

"Of course they'd leave you behind, after all only Katakuri and the Homies (living objects) genuinely like you after all!" (Broye 33)

She was a young-looking woman with light brown eyes; a small, slender nose; a thin waist; and short, light pink hair divided into four locks. She wore a long dress with a tall, fluffy, white collar; a floor-length, pale green cape with a pink underside; a pair of white, elbow-length gloves, and a golden crown on her head. The upper part of her dress is yellow and has a low-cut opening, revealing part of her breasts. Around her hips is a white peplum that curves downwards. The lower part of her dress is a pale beige, and is lined with three rows of roses. At her side is a long-handled sword with a black sheath.

(A/N don't hate me for ripping from the wiki)

I decided just like the rest of us to ignore their fight and keep enjoying myself.

"Say… can I ask the compass a question?" Smoothie says after coming over towards me and Amande.

"What do you want to ask?" I say as I hand her the Compass, *Why do I get a bad feeling about this….*

As she holds this she says this out loud, "Who's the prettiest one out of all of us here?"

"…." Everyone just stops and everything goes dead silent.

While it's still spinning, "Oh would you look at that my regular merienda time is about to start, so I got to go!" Katakuri says as he makes a hasty retreat from the ensuing blood bath that was about to happen.

"Oh No I left my stove on in my house better go home and turn that off!" Oven says as he also beats a hasty retreat.

Cracker was about to say something to leave as well but his sister grabbed him by the shoulder and held him there until finally the compass choose.

And it's answer, all of them…. Besides Brûlée.

"REEEEEEEE! Why did it choose everyone but me!" And in response Broye just laughed at her with it soon leading to them pulling and biting eachother.

"Looks like we need a second opinion from our brothers here? Right girls?" Smoothie said as all of them, besides Brûlée and Broye, nodded in agreement and looked at us guys for confirmation on who was the prettiest here.

Lucky me I had an Ace up my sleeve. "Well obviously I'd choose my fiancée after all, we are getting married so she's the prettiest in my eyes."

"… Your just using her to dodge the question aren't you?" (Smoothie)

"I have no idea what your talking about, but these 3 fine gentlemen here, who by the way aren't married, can answer your question as truthfully as possible, but while you guys have fun with that I'm gonna go see the sights with Amande here." I say as I take the compass back and take Amande's hand before we both leave them to debate who's the prettiest out of them all in the bar.

*YOU BASTARD!!!!* all 3 of the guys scream in there heads as they watch me leave them to the wolves.

After getting out of that situation we actually go to an area with a scenic view of the island that we relaxed at and smoked as well.

"I never really asked but be honest with me, are you actually in love with me for me? Or are you in love with the Legend that is Blood Eagle?"

".... Both…"

"…. If you knew who I once was, would you think less of me?"

".... A slave?"

"Oh….. so you had heard the story then…."

"We all did.... But every version was different... you were always something else... ever type of species... every shade of color... and every kind of look... all that was fact was that you….. and 3 others escaped that day... right under there noses... and they never said a word….. making you a legend that slaves would hope to become..... to slip away from the WN and get away for good…."

"... yeah but then I came back and got vengeance on them for what they put me through for 10 long years…. I was born a slave you know.... I watched my father get tortured to death.... Only because he wanted vengeance on the noble who raped and killed her before my eyes..."

"…." She says nothing as she comes up behind me and hold me in her arms giving me a warm embrace.

"Thank you…"

She just nods and pulls me in closer as she hugs me.

I lift up my mask a bit to let the tears that I thought had dried up long ago flow as I look up at the moon in the night sky.

I just let it out, I don't cry or sob at the sadness that I feel I just let the tears flow from my eyes for awhile before I put my mask back on.

"Even this face you see me have is a lie…. Because I'm not strong enough to protect those I care about if they find out who I really am…"

"…" she just nods as she keeps holding me in her arms, understanding that for now she'll just have to wait till he's ready to show his true self.

"But when we meet Ma and it's just us and her I'll show you who I really am ok?"

She just nods in response as she still is holding me close.

"….. *sigh* I need to tell you this now because you'd find out anyway... I'm already married…" the instant I say that her nodachi is at my throat.

"…. What did you just say?" She says as she pushes it deeper, with one swipe I'm dead but I don't try to defend myself as I feel that would be a very stupid decision.

"…. The 3 slaves I saved… they were sisters… when we were old enough we got married… but if your ok with it… they want to be sisters to you… even if you have to share me…"

".... Only if I'm main wife..." she says as she pulls the blade off my neck slightly.

"Then your gonna have to fight them then… since I have been helping them get strong over the past 9 years I've known them after all… but if you win they will accept you being main wife…. Condition is that only the strongest is the main wife after all.. which they agreed on."

"... Fine by me…." She then puts her blade away before taking her finger over the shallow cut on my neck and tasting my blood.

"…. It's not sweet…"

"Well it's not the Juice that Smoothie can make from me…. Speaking of her I might have done something a bit…. Drastic to her during our fight on the way to Nuts Island….."

She begins to glare at me knowing I did something I shouldn't have done.

"Since I don't like to torture women…. I used one of my other skill sets on her…. That incapacitated her by…. Making her aroused."

She just keeps glaring at me that I have to bow my head at her, "I'll take whatever punishment you want to dish out."

".... Just don't do that again…."

"Alright"

And with that we rest for the rest of the night all the way till morning, when we come back I dunno what happened but everyone was completely wasted and Mascato, Mont-d'Or and Cracker were all beaten black and blue.

Seeing as they weren't getting up anytime soon both me and Amande decided to take the Mirror world to Whole Cake Island, Where Big Ma herself lived at with some of the more younger siblings as well. I obviously used the compass to find the way but soon noticed that the mirror for Whole Cake Island was huge and that it was guarded by Chess soldiers King Pieces to be exact.

"Halt, unless it's extremely important no one is to use the portal to whole cake island." They say as they block there path.

"Then relay to Big Ma that the Fiancé of her Daughter Amande has come to pay his respects." They look at each other before one uses the portal to go speak with Big Ma.

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Sitting on her throne eating a smorgasbord of candy, sits Big Ma herself, who at this time was wondering when her new son in law would show up, when suddenly she's interrupted by a knock at her door.

"What is it?! Can't you hear that I'm eating right now?"

"My Queen, the Fiancé of Amande and Amande herself have come to pay their respects, shall we let them in through the mirror world portal?"

"Of course! Of corse they can come in! I want to meet my new son in law right away!"

"Yes my Queen." He then scampers on back towards the portal.

"Mama Mama…"

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"You may come in, the Queen wishes to see you." He says as they open the way for us to proceed directly into Big Ma's Castle.

"Huh… I was expecting it to be made out of cake, but this looks like a normal castle…"

"…. If it was made of cake.... Mom would eat it all the time..."

"Ohh….."

And not that long after we reached the doors to the throne room that chess soldiers pushed open, and I was soon face to face with one of the 4 emperors of the sea, Big Ma herself.

"Mama Mama… even if I can't see your face I know your a real looker, my Amande is so lucky to have a man like you, though since we're family here, why don't you take off the mask?"

"….. only if it's just us 3 and no one else here, or listening in on our conversation. I say as I look at the guards and the mirror and the microphone.

"Of course, I understand if it needs to be a secret after all I respect my other children's secrets" she says as she motions to the guards who promptly exit the room, taking the mirror with them.

I nod as I slowly go to the microphone and they watch as it begins to melt in my hands as I take off my mask to reveal a face neither Amande nor Big Ma were ever expecting.

"Let me reintroduce myself to you, the world knows me as the infamous Blood Eagle but the man behind the mask no one ever expected was working with the WG all along."

"The name's Vargas, Firebrand Vargas."

"...." (Amande)

"..... MAMA MAMA MAMA!!!" Is all she says in response as she laughs at the whole situation the government has put them in.

"A true legend will be made once the world knows the truth." She says with a huge smile on her face.

"Oh I know and when I do…. The world will tremble before me." I say as I look at the final requirement for my last evolution, I'm not there yet but I know where to get this last part.

Required to reach Ignis Halcyon is one Fire based Devil Fruit

And I know where to get it, but it's all in a matter of time….