Getting skills and new clothes

As I stepped outside the cupboard under the stairs. I saw the clock and it is 5 o clock in the morning. "Good at least I have some time before those people wake up."

I went to the kitchen and opened the fridge. Inside the fridge has a lot of ingredients. Like a lot of ingredients, Can you believe how much my whale of an uncle and cousin eat everyday. From what I got from Harry's memories, they eat like 1 box of bacon every single day. They have so much food yet they can't even feed their own newphew. For F*ck sake man.

Anyways, sorry for my rambling. It's just that Harry's life is so messed up I can't even fathom what his uncle and aunt would do to him if I didn't take over.

I went and grab a box of bacon and some eggs. I went to the stove and turned on the gas and poured some oil onto it then I put the bacon and hear it sizzle. Oh so satisfying. A few minutes later...."Oh sh*t, I think I might have overcooked it. Ehh whatever beggars can't be choosers". I then did the same thing to the eggs and also failed miserably at the task.

" Okayyyyyyyy?? This is my first food I'd cooked in Harry Potter. Wonderful!" I then analysed the food and it says:

[Bacon and eggs

Quality: Poor

It's f*cking disgusting bro. Cook it again

-5% health for 24 hours]

"Ahhhhhhh man I have to cook it again" i whined. I threw away the disgusting piece of crap into the rubbish bin( As it should be) I then did the same thing again, remembering not to overcook it. Now it says :

[Bacon and eggs

Quality: Normal

It's so-so. keep practicing and you'll get better

+5% health boost for 24 hours]

" Noice" i then gobbled up the food like an animal since I haven't have any good food in a long time. After eating i suddenly realized that I haven't gotten the cooking skill.

"Hey system, why haven't I gotten the cooking skill?" I asked him or her or whatever.

[ Intermediate cooking skill : LVL 3 60/100

Your cooking is of and adequate chef. Keepgoing and you'll be the second Gordon Ramsay

+25% to cooking quality

+30% for people to enjoy it

+20% for women to orgasm. ]

"Okay then I guess" 'better level this up quick. Not because of the quality, it's because I wanna have a better chance at women getting an orgasm. ( Yes Harry here as i will be calling him from now on, is a little naughty pervert. But aren't we all? If your not then your need to go to the doctor.)

I then immediately washed the plates and got a dishwashing skill. It only speeds up my dishwashing by 20% and makes the plate 10% more cleaner. Nothing big.

I then went back inside my room as you can call it. i then sat on my bed and open my inventory. There's nothing inside it yet and there is an avatar of me beside it. i then tapped the icon of the clothing and it says

[Baggy clothes and jeans

Durability 7/20

-10 CHR]

"Now that's a major problem,but how do I fix it tho? I can probably steal Dudley's clothes but I can get caught by them. well he has a second room. what if I steal from there? Now that a plan"

[QUEST: Steal your fat cousins clothes

Go to the second room and steal his clothes. Don't get caught.

Quest reward

1st year Hogwarts school books

removal of those hideous clothes

Quest failure

Clothes stay on until you go to Hogwarts

Accept/decline

i pressed 'Accept' went out again. It was 6:30a.m. this was the time that Vernon, petunia and Dudley wake up.

i went out and cooked them breakfast i even leveled up my cooking skill too lvl 5 and halfway to lvl 6 because of how much I have to cook for them. Fat f*cks.

"Boy are you done cooking breakfast yet" Vernon called out from the dining table. "Yes uncle Vernon." I said politely on the outside but on the inside i wanted to shove this bacon down his a— okay calm down or you'll really do it. I placed the meal to the three of them. Vernon and Dudley ate them like pigs while petunia ate them slowly. I am disgusted at those pigs. Don't they have table manners or is it just normal for pigs to do that( your on fire Harry, keep it up).

After they're done eating, Perunia ordered"Boy wash the dishes Me, Vernon and Dudley are going shopping. isn't that right Vernon dear." "Yes, Pet" Vernon said sweetly. i wanted to puke out my breakfast when I saw that scene( you really have breakfast,don't puke it out).

"While we're out boy, don't do anything stupid or no food for three days. Also cut the grass and hedge in the garden boy." " Yes aunt petunia" " Good, I don't know why we kept you you freak just like my sister."she muttered that last part but I heard it. Gamers mind calmed me down a lot. i really wanted to stab her with a knife right now. HOW DARE SHE TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER LIKE THAT LIKE SHES SOME MONSTER!!!!!!!!!! Okay deep breaths Harry, deep breaths.

After they went out, i jumped up and down. Finally, those a*sholes are gone Now to initiate operation:Clothes Stealing. I went upstairs to my cousin's room and WOW there are a lot of boxes in here! i saw a box that written" For our dear son, Harry James Potter."

My curiosity skyrocketed. This was not in the books or the movies. How did og Harry miss it? we may never know.

I put aside the box for later For now let's focus on the quest. I opened another box and voila, clothes and it looks like it was newly bought as well. Probably my fatass cousin can't wear it Well who cares? These are mine now!

i took the written box and the new clothes and ran down to my cupboard under the stairs. and immediately put on these new clothes. it fits me perfectly. I was so happy that i did a cringe version of the moonwalk. Then I heard a 'Ding'

[QUEST COMPLETED

REWARDS: 1st year Hogwarts school books & removal of hideous clothes. ]

Just then books appeared in front of me. I hid them in my inventory so fast then you can say 'Quidditch'.

I then checked out my status. every is still the same except my charisma which is back at eleven.

"Wooooooo". i breathe out a sigh of relief. Now that that's done. Time to go do some gardening.

(Third chapters out. Today i will probably do two chapters. or three if i have some time. Hope you Hermione's out there enjoy.)