Story 7

Henry- I went home that day knowing I had to beat the fuck out of that kid. In telling stories that is. I can't really fight to save my life. I surfed the internet all night and came up nada. I went to school the next day and listened to his stories and he was so funny *inserts crying face* I needed to win. I wanted their attention so I went into training. Yes training with Bob. Bob was a janitor at our school and everybody loved him. He was one of the funniest person I ever met. For lunch I approached Bob and told him my situation. Bob told me he had a good grasp of the situation and said that he had a similar problem when he was known as the funny man. I was so shocked to know that Bob was known as the funny man in his days. He later explained that it was a curse. The curse would fall upon the new holder of the funny man title. He explained that this curse would test the title holder in a will for the title test. It will bring in new in students every year to try and take away the title. I was so speechless. Bob then went on to tell me that I can break this curse by a certain type training. This certain training is known as comedy warm up but extreme. Bob showed me what to do and when he said it was extreme he wasn't joking. I did 50 push ups a day and 50 sit ups for a week. I asked Bob what physical training have to do with my jokes and he got so fired up and started saying how a strong body leads to a strong mind and a strong mind leads to a strong will and a strong will leads to victory and victory leads to domination and domination means power. The week passed and I was pumped up, like really pumped up. I went into class and heard Clark stories and it wasn't all that funny again because my mind was stronger and silly jokes like that doesn't affect me anymore. I felt that if I go up there and tell a story I would be on another level. I raised my hand and asked my teacher if I could tell a story to take back my place and he gave me permission. I walked up without a story in my head but when I saw everyone looking at me and was expecting something really funny a story just popped in my head.

STORY-

Husband always insisted on making love in the dark. After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator. She goes ballistic, "You impotent bastard! How could you lie to me all these years?" Husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says, "I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids....."

Henry- My teacher were laughing for a solid 25 minutes. I walked to my seat looking at the new kid and said to eat shit motherfucker you're still to inexperience.