Story 6

Henry- This is the fifth day in my new school which means 5th story but in reality it's really my 6th story because on my second day I told 2 stories. Today my story is about a boy and his condoms. That day was a Friday and it had Sex Ed as the second class of the day

Story-

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that." "Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

Henry- This story was pretty well known but people still cracked up and it was really funny to me even though it was a well known joke and I heard it a ton of times. After class we went home and had the weekend to stay home and fun because the teachers said it's the first week no homework but I ended up getting sick on Sunday and wasn't able to go to school for the week and went the following Monday. I was so excited to come back to school and tell the stories I had gotten but fate had something else planned for me.... A new kid. The new kid took my place for that week I was absent and the teacher said I lost my spot as the funny man. Then from that day it was war with me and the asshole new kid. Oh his name is Clark.