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Ninja Toast

Food has always been a delicacy to humans. Follow ninja toast in his endless journey of trying to find himself and answer his conflicted questions of life and meaning.

Renee_Bean · Fantasy
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13 Chs

Narutomaki

*months later**

(It's been awhile now since I've honed my emotions and my skills...I'm not as strong as I know I can be... but I've managed to kill 3 mice along with a bad ketchup packet... who knew that ketchup was sour)

Ninja toast managed to discover many places throughout the months. From seeing the great wall of pantry to under the living room couch. His journey gifted him with gifts such as new found friendships and unique items. He carried duel toothpicks and managed to have foil melted on the tips to make them stronger and more deadly. Around his head he had a cloth band that had a picture symbol of the toaster....He had formed into a hard shell and the air only made his physical appearance more hardened.

Ninja Toast wanted more than what was what he had grown to know and learn....

"Finally a resting spot!....This spot seems safe enough to start a fire" The toast got comfortable and settled for the night.

*rustle *

He turned around ready to fight

" Come out! I'm armed and not afraid to kill.... I was getting hungry anyway!"

To his surprise a small toad jumped out. The toad had horizontal pupils and was very strong in nature. He made the air change with his presence.

startled the toast spoke up " What do you want??? do you eat ... toast????" The toad looked at him confused then laughed.

" No! I don't! but I could but it's not on my menu of choice."

"Well then what can I help you with?" said the toast

"We just needed a place to stay that was warm for the night and we happened to be jumping by and saw the fire"

"We????" the toast was confused because he didn't see another toad.....

Behind the toad on his back was hiding a small Narutomaki.

"Why do you have him on your back!? are you planning on killing him here!?" said the toast back in ready stance

"Ha Ha Ha No this is my student...I am training him"

"Oh well come sit I'm sorry"

Together they all sat around the fire. Enjoying the warmth and sharing stories.

"By any chance might there be a bath house nearby????' asked the toad.

" Yes there's one past the peppermint to the right of the Ritz. It's a small hole in the wall place. Kinda pricey but it works" said the Toast

"Narutomaki stay here with this gentleman while I go and visit the bath house" said the toad

"Why do I always have to stay behind!"

The toad jumped to the bath house. The toast stayed with the kid. He didn't know what to do or say. Hours went by then they heard a scream. In the dark was a scream so piercing that it would make any man's skin crawl with fear.

"YOU PERVERT!!!!!!! GET BACK HERE!!!!"

behind the toad was stick of butter chasing him. She was holding on to her wrapping throwing random objects at him that she could get her hands on.

"Narutomaki let's go!!!!! I've conducted my research!!!"

As fast as they came they left in a hurry! Before the toast could even say goodbye they were gone. ( What the hell...What research????)

" you better run bastard!!!!" yelled the Butter stick.

she was slowly stopping once she realized they were far gone by now. She sat at the log and looked at the toast....

"What!? He's the pervert.... He was peeking while the women were bathing"

The toast was distracted by her response but more by her glow

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