My New Roommate

I walk in after Loki shuts the door. Loki looks "Listen you infernal women I don't want to be here," he said in a harsh tone trying to scare me. I looked at him "Listen Loki I get you burdened with glorious purpose but get over it you don't scare me and this is my home so respect it" I said in a demanding tone. "Are you going make me?" he said stepping up to me and trying to intimate me. I step up to him "If I fucking have to I will" I said. Loki was taken aback by my boldness in standing up to him. He smirks "You have guts standing up to me," he said. I sat down pulling out my weed tray "I grew up alone I needed to be strong you don't scare me now sit down and relax" I said while rolling a blunt I need this more than him I have always wondered if a god could get high let's find out. Loki sat down next to me "What are you doing" he said. "Making a blunt to get high and relax," I said. "Is this what you mortals do for fun?" he asks. "It's what I do for fun," I said lighting it and taking a long drag then blowing the smoke out. I offer the god of mischief the blunt. Loki takes it takes a hit and then exhales. I smile "Unsure if it affects you the same but we will see," I said taking it back. I pulled out my phone ordering food as I took another hit from the blunt leaning back on the sofa and relaxing. Loki sat there and looked around he relaxed reached for the remote and turned on the TV. I smile and hear the door and bring in the food and set it up and smile and I eat. Loki looks at the food and reaches and takes some food. "See not so bad," I said and smiled brightly. Loki noticed how blazed I was and picked me up carried me to the bedroom and laid me down. He covers me up and heads back to the sofa and sighs "Loki get it together" he grumbles and sits back down. "She is a mere human" he whispers trying to fight his feelings growing. "She is weak and sad" he continued. "But she stays strong and always smiles no matter what she has a strong heart" he mumbles watching me sleep.