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Naruto: The Game is Pain

A worthless young adult with a passion for games and anime dies because he wanked too hard of all things. Follow Kuro in his new life in Naruto as one of the last Uzumaki with THE gamer system. I know it's overdone but fuck it, I've been wanting to write this for awhile. My inspiration for this is actually a guy on Fanfiction.net, SeerKing. His FF is called Naruto: The game of life. Go show him some love and hopefully he'll post again =] [I do not own the images or Naruto]

Z_Kuro_Z · Anime & Comics
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12 Chs

What is this?

I'm gonna open up this chapter with a discussion.

After a conversation with a friend, D243, I realized that Kuro would be put under the CRA, so yes this is a harem fic now.

But in no way is it gonna be horny, Kuro will start off in a normal relationship then when the council notices his rise in power they'll put him under the CRA forcing him to have multiple partners. The romance will be slow for every single partner minus one exception due to her personality. I will not write R18 scenes only wholesome shit. I write for people's enjoyment and to hold true to the actual story I kinda have to do this due to his bloodlines, I apologize to everyone who didn't want this. I understand if you decide to drop this, if you stay thank you for your support even if you're a silent reader.

Now let's get to what you guys came for.

If you wanna check out my friends book it's called Naruto: Reborn as a specialist

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Continuing my run to school after getting the apple from the New Yorker, Kuro made my way to the academy. On my way there I grinded [Observe] and [Uzumaki Parkour Style]. Surprisingly my parkour style is almost max level, I could probably out maneuver Gai but if I got hit well I'm not immortal.

I got to the academy with plenty of time left l decided to get some training in one way or another. 'Time to get meditation.'

I sat down at my seat next to Hinata who calmed down by my presence. After talking with her for a bit I tried to clear my mind and sit completely still, well I forgot I have ADHD.

'This is going to take a while...' Indeed it was, even after Iruka got here followed by the rest of the class I still didn't get it.

"Hello class, today we're going to practice the academy three." Iruka said for the 6th time this month.

""Again?"" Said the entire class in unison.

"Yes again." He said with a strained smile and twitching eyes, shaking his head at his class's behavior.

Iruka started us off with substitution jutsu, everyone passed it, I totally didn't show off by doing it with no handsigns.

The next one was the transformation jutsu which once again everyone passed except some kid named Tatsuya, he's a civilian. Naruto unfortunately did the one jutsu that I feared, [Sexy Jutsu]....

"NARUTO!!!" Iruka yelled while using Big head jutsu with a nosebleed.

{PoV Change: Narrator}

"I am ashamed of my cousin..." Kuro admitted with a deadpan expression. While Ino and Sakura beat up Naruto, Kiba was laughing his ass off.

"Next!" Kuro walked down and got in position to do the transformation jutsu. "Henge!"

A puff of smoke took Kuro's place and when the smoke cleared, the hokage stood in his place. "Damn paperwork, listen well children let the will of fire burn paperwork!" Hiruzen yelled with his fist in the air.

"Great job Kuro, you made a perfect physical copy of our hokage." Iruka said being pleasantly surprised by the outcastes prodigy. "Maybe Naruto should take after his elder cousin."

"Don't worry Sensei, I've been teaching Naruto recently and he's a quick practical learner." Kuro said after deactivating [Henge]

"Well I look forward to his progress." Iruka said it with a genuine smile.

After Kuro got back to his seat, Iruka said something to the dread of the Uzumaki Duo.

"Alright class, next up [Clone Technique (Bunshin)]."

'Fuck.'

"Umm Sensei." Kuro said with a raised hand.

"Yes?"

"Me and Naruto can't use the Bunshin Jutsu or most Genjutsu for that matter." Kuro said hoping Iruka would take that.

"How can't you use them?" Iruka thought it was impossible to be unable to do the simplest jutsu ever. Unless you had under developed chakra coils like Rock lee but they are perfectly capable of using Chakra.

"We have too much chakra for the technique and it's impossible for us to control the small amount required." Kuro said with a nervous chuckle.

"I'll take it up to the Hokage." He pinched his nose thinking of the annoyance the paperwork is gonna be. "For now just study something while everyone else is practicing the Clone Technique."

{After school}

"Oooh~ Menma-kun that's not where it goes hehehehe..." Hiruzen giggled while reading a certain orange book.

Knock-knock

Hiruzen quickly put the book in a hidden safe, trying to act normal.

"Come in."

"Hokage-sama, I have the reports on the students you wanted." Iruka opened the door carrying a stack of paper.

'Oh kami....' "Just put them on my desk." Hiruzen said with a grumble.

"Hokage-sama I would like to ask a question."

"Ask away Iruka." Hiruzen was surprised honestly, usually Iruka would drop the papers off and get out as fast as possible.

"Two of my students are nearly incapable of using the standard clone jutsu."

"And who are they?"

"Uzumaki Kuro and Uzumaki Naruto."

"Hmm..." Hiruzen 

"Kuro even gave me a theory for the reason behind it, though it doesn't make sense how an academy student could have too much chakra."

"Hmm.. I have a meeting with the two of them a month from now, I'll handle the problem then. Until then have them exempt from the clone lessons."

"Yes Hokage."

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{Back with Kuro}

I think it's time I get some actual gear. Now you may be wondering 'Kuro you're just an academy student, how can you get any proper gear?', my response is my mother left quite a contract with a certain weapon's shop, but that's not what I need. I'm going to ask them to teach me how to be a better blacksmith.

You see my mother already left me with a lot of stuff, but all the books she left me are pretty advanced.

A.k.a Tom gave me quite a good start, thanks Tom.

"Anytime jerky."

'I hate that fuckin' nickname.'

Anyways time to go to Higurashi's Weapon Emporium. Which is at the other side of the village...

"Fuck."

{After a long walk}

"Oi! Tatsuhiko-oji you there?" Kuro yelled as he walked into the shop.

"Whaddya want brat?" Tatsuhiko grumbled but smiled nevertheless. Higurashi Tatsuhiko was a tall man with tanned skin and broad shoulders, not to mention his tree trunks for arms. He also had grey short spiky hair and a braided beard.

"Could you teach me how to properly be a blacksmith?" He said hoping he would accept.

"Well me and my wife could include you into our daughter's lessons, in the meantime need anything else?" 

"I've been looking for some weapons to use."

"What kind of weapons are we talking about?"

"An unpredictable yet deadly force of a weapon, preferably bladed."

"Hmmm hold on." Tatsuhiko went into the back, rummaging through a lot of items audibly.

"Alright I found something you might like." Tatsuhiko came out with two twin blades.

"What is this?"