Chapter 1 : Traffic Jam?

As an ordinary otaku, Zhang Lan is content with the status quo; at least, he rarely complains.

He goes to work during the day; it's fun, and after getting off work at night, he turns into an online writer, stabilizes the codeword, and saves his manuscripts for his book friends.

Although he is not well known now, he firmly believes that he can be in the future.

But now he is a little annoyed.

The phone pops up a page, flashing a blue and red mosaic with the title of the book—the journey through the world of Naruto.

This is not the point; the point is that the [YES] button on the page is flashing madly, and the barrage of the fifty-cent special effect can't stop you from flying-clicking to enter and take you through.

Cross your sister!

This group of programmers is getting less and less good!

vomited in my heart and wanted to click the [NO] button; my fingers were floating in the air for half a ring, and I didn't fall.

What's special—has the [NO] key been eaten by programmers?

This Nima... forced prostitutes for prostitutes?

I don't agree!

rubbed his eyes, brought his face close to the screen, and stared at the boss.

Finally, I found a super small cross key in the lower right corner of the window. The image with a blue frame and a red background is bleak and perfectly integrated with the background.

A small fight with your grandpa?

With deep complacency, he did not hesitate to click the cross key to close the page.

The screen flashed black, shaking inexplicably a few times, and then turned on; a line of black appeared on a white background.

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Want to understand the meaning of life? Think life is more exciting?

　　[YES]/[YES]

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This Nima scheming boy!

With the frustration of the game programmer, Zhang Lan pressed his thumb toward one of the "yes" buttons and pressed it hard.

A horrible thing happened.

He turned his mobile phone interface into a flashing battery.

This is the charging interface of the phone.

"It's boring; is this trick even being played?"

complained in the mouth, but did not find the mobile phone in his hand, the power was from 0%, directly rushed to 100%, and the charging program still did not intend to stop, the consequence is...

　　 "Boom!"

The phone exploded, and Zhang Lan, who was the first to bear the brunt, was naturally the first victim. At the moment when he lost consciousness, he had only one idea—

"Does Sanxing have a military factory specializing in bomb production?"

　　 On the second day, Zhang Lan got his reputation and got the headlines of major newspapers. The content is as follows:

A man charging a Sanxin mobile phone caused an explosion.

Sanxin mobile phone explosion power hits a new high.

Sanxin mobile phone, "fighter" in mobile phone

　　...

Of course, none of these Zhang Lan had a chance to see it, and he had no time to take care of this at this time.

He found that he still has some consciousness, but it may be from a concussion because he feels that there is a voice in his mind that has been talking.

　　 "Drip, host detected, meet the conditions. System certification... "System certification is complete."

"Drip, start a one-time crossing system, target: Naruto."

"Drip, meet an unknown obstacle; the new route is being planned... "The new route has been planned."

"Drip, meet an unknown obstacle; the new route is being planned... "The new route has been planned."

"Drip, meeting an unknown obstacle, planning a new route... The system has insufficient energy to land in the "Naruto" world.

　　 "Drip, the emergency system mechanism is activated, and the target world is randomly selected..."

　　 "Drip, the target has been confirmed-"Marvel""

"Drip has reached Marvel one time through the system's self-destruction... "Self-destruction is complete; please host to issue new instructions."

Fang began to think he had a concussion. He heard that he was not right. White said that the concussion only heard the sound of "buzzing," and it was impossible to form an ordered text paragraph. At this time, he realized one question:

　　 Isn't...whiteness wrong?

After a long period of "traffic jams" in his mind, he felt that his body was very tired, so he had to go to sleep. A cold wind blew, and he only recovered when he felt that his body was shaking and had a mildewy smell. Drill straight into the nose.

The drowsiness disappeared instantly.

"It's so cold and smelly."

He opened his eyes tiredly, trying to stand up, but found that the body did not listen to his command or that his body could not complete the instructions given by the brain.

blinked and looked down at his body. This is a very simple action, but at the moment there is a feeling of exhausting the power of the wilderness. It is very laborious.

Zhang Lan saw his naked body, his young limbs, and the undeveloped Zhang Lan.

"What's going on?" "How did he become a baby, or a naked baby?" At this moment, his heart was dumbfounded.

　　Recovered this fact for a long time, and gradually accepted this fact. He looked around and knew that he had been digging into the source of the odor.

The smell of the trash can will not be bad.

　　 "What kind of ghost is this? "Is it the ghost of the "system" that I just heard?" Hu Si guessed speculatively.

"Drip, the current situation of the host is indeed caused by the system." A plain and unsound voice sounded in my mind.

　　 "Who? Who speaks? What system?" Zhang Lan was shocked.

"Drip, hello host, the system is replying to your question."

　　 "System? What system? Where did the call come from? Where is it going? How many people are in the family? How many places in the family? Uh... um?"

"Drop, the system's full name is "Naruto World Traveling System," referred to as the system, and coming out of the place where the system is made, the original goal is to go to "Naruto World," because the energy is insufficient to stay in "Marvel." "The system has no home, so there is no family or Hetian."

"Naruto World Travel System?" Is it? I'm lying through a... system; am I traversing it? or go to Marvel?" Zhang Lan was the hindsight at this time.

"Drip, yes, the host is currently in the world of Marvel."

"Let me digest it." Zhang Lan's mind was a little confused; he needed to be quiet.

For a long time, although he still didn't straighten his mind, Ling Yun's cold wind told him that there were more important things now.

"System, why do I turn into a baby and appear in the trash can?" Zhang Lan needs to understand his situation.

"Drip, the system encountered multiple unknown obstacles during the traversal." After many turns, the stored energy is not enough to support the arrival of "Naruto." randomly selected the Marvel world, there is only 1 energy point left."

　　 "Meeting obstacles many times? turning many times? Insufficient energy storage? Are you stuck in a traffic jam and changing the road? No gas? If you don't have energy, then recharge it! "Do you add gasoline?" Zhang Lan was a little crazy.

"Drip, warning, the system will be shut down when there is insufficient energy." "Take emergency measures."

"Given that the host is too weak, special novice packs are being distributed." "During distribution, novice packs are distributed."

"Drip, post novice tasks."

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Efforts before adulthood: Please charge energy to the system before the legal age of the host reaches the system start-up conditions.

　　—— Current completion degree: 0/100

Task reward: adult spree *1

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"Drip, the system energy consumption is complete, shut down the system... wish the host good luck and live a happy life."

"Drip, the system has been shut down."

What the hell?

　　 System This is... fluttering the street?

Too late to complain, a pile of information crammed into his own mind, with the basic seal of ninjutsu, about the application of chakra, the sequence of finishing the three-body technique, and so on.

The baby's body was fragile, and he shivered in the cold wind for a long time, and he was exhausted. This pile of information was stuffed into his brain, and his spirit was even more exhausted. The paralyzed body was suddenly a huge pain. Here, Zhang Lan passed out without resistance.

When I woke up again, I didn't know how long it had been. Fortunately, he was no longer in the trash but in a baby cradle.

After seeing no one around, Zhang Lan was not troubled. After secretly calling the system a few times, he could only start to sort out the so-called novice gift pack.

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The novice package is as follows:

Chakra extraction *

　　 avatar *1

　　Transfiguration*1

　　 Doppelganger *1

　　Constitution*1

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Simply put, it is a chakra extraction technique, a UU reading book (www.uukanshu.com), a three-body technique, and an unidentified physical reform. I want to come to this is the source of the body pain before the coma. It is a kind of rush to solve the white mouse.

Apart from this unknown physical reform, Zhang Lan's evaluation of this novice gift pack can only be described in two words:

　　——It's real TM! ! !

The protagonist of other people's novels is to write about the wheel eyes, the blood of Saint Seiya, and the fruit of the devil. How come he only has such a basic thing?

"I'm probably the poorest traverser ever." Zhang Lan thought secretly.

Suddenly, Zhang Lan's face tightened, and he was no longer quiet but cried out, "Ahhhhhh!"

With a rush of footsteps, a young white woman kissed Zhang Lan's eyes. He comforted Zhang Lan with English in his mouth and clumsily hugged him, but Zhang Lan was slapping his face with an anxious expression. white woman, the word "ahhhhhhhhh!"

When the white woman was unclear, she suddenly felt her chest warm, and Zhang Lan stopped all movements in her hand at the same time.

She wasn't sure if she had read it wrong. After all, how could a baby who was just born know what it means to be unborn?

Normal babies do not, but Zhang Lanhui does at the moment, because... he just urinated!

It's a shame; I don't know how weaned a few

years, but now I'm experiencing urine pants again...

Zhengsheng is in love, but Zhang Lan suddenly broke up again because he found a problem more serious than bedwetting.

He felt that he was going to... pull it!