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Naruto: Reborn With Useless Skills?

*Ahem* Please read the "tags" before you go about the story, Friend! Also the MC goes through a huge character development. The MC is like an insane dick at the start. But he grows. Now the synopsis: Surname Kaneko meaning Golden and Given name Mitsu meaning Light. Ahhh! Such a fitting name.... FITTING NAME MY ASS... But the name holds weight in the land of fire. Hmmm. Why? Well because, it's the name of the Fucking Fire Daimyo aka Otou-chan, my daddy dearest. Huhuhuhu... Yesh! You have guessed it! I was reborn as the fricking prince of fire. It's great right? RIGHT? WROOOOOOONG!!!!!!! Because the idiotic daimyos, don't let their dumb kids learn ninjutsu.... But worry not, yours truly, was lucky to be born as the third prince. Damn! I didn't know the fat lady had 3 children already, no wonder she was... You know what! I will stop right there. I don't want my fate to be the same as that Tora. *shudder* But the biggest issue here is, after I was run over by Scooty-Chan... Yeah! You heard me, Scooty-Chan. Coz, her elder cousin Truck-Kun, was too busy running over some fat NEET, she had to come and give me a ride... and a ride she gave... *Tears* I even got the worst reincarnating official... more like an assistant... Here, I have read about the awesome powers reincarnators get when they reincarnate. While yours truly was stuck with a pussy who can't even authorize a freakin Sharingan.... Well, you know what! It doesn't matter. Just see how I freaking kick ass with the worst list of skills. https://discord.gg/mtQutXpjky ___________________ Note: The name of the FF is a parody itself. And yes, the skills the MC gets are useless on their own. But using the parody of a certain Novel it became something else! Note: The cover and any images in the future are and will be drawn by me. So these belong to me. ___________________ Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of it's characters only my OC's and the change of plot

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Remember the Name!

Edited By: Jetstorm

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Chapter 39: Remember the Name!

Jutsu of the day:

<Cut no Jutsu>

Courtesy of Yours truly

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Time: Night

Great Kaminari Mountain

[General]

.

A was facing 2 apparitions who made him feel a similar level of pressure as Hachibi.

He couldn't believe that his assailants would have such intensity when they were talking with a childlike innocence…

'How can they have such power? Who are they?' A started thinking hard. He still couldn't recall anyone that met the description of these apparitions.

And right then,

He heard one of them saying something ridiculous.

'These brats have been disrespecting me from the beginning. What do they want? How come they have no fear. They're in the middle of Kumo for fucks sake! And they are looking down on it's Kage.'

At that time the first apparition said, "Hope you trained well, little gorilla, coz my punches will hurt."

Saying this line, he disappeared.

This made A more vigilant, he scanned the whole area with his lightning chakra, sending subtle electro-magnetic waves like a sonar, to detect anyone in the vicinity.

And it worked! He located his assailant.

But before he could do anything, a fist filled his vision.

A wanted to move away from the punch, but his legs wouldn't listen.

*BAM….THUD*

'What? My legs were stuck?' A was surprised. But he could do nothing as he was punched hard in the face and fell on the ground.

A wasn't happy being hit…

It's not that it hurt him, but the humiliation was unbearable for someone known as unruly…

"Fricking 'ell Maite! Is that skin or iron? damn dude. If I wasn't so handsum and strong, my hands would've been squashed!!!" The apparition started blowing on his fist, as if trying to alleviate the pain.

[A/N: What does handsum have anything to do with it....]

"Who are you? Why are you here? What do you want?" A couldn't hold back the questions anymore. He asked, no, he demanded!

"Geeez, I will tell you after I beat you up. So tell me, little iron gorilla, how would you feel if I beat you using your own technique?

Now lets see~

Umu, umu! This should be good." Said the apparition.

It then looked at A again. But this time, his eyes were cold.

Lightning started forming around him, covering him like an armor. There were flashes all around him. And because of the flashes of lightning, A finally saw the face of his assailant.

The assailant was a child, not even a teen. And yet, he was feeling tremendous pressure facing him.

He wanted to move and find a better position for himself. But his feet were stuck again. He felt weird about the situation, and was about to break the ground, when the child started gathering massive amounts of chakra in his hands.

"I didn't take away your common sense, for one reason and one reason only." The child started speaking.

He started transforming the chakra in each hand, turning them into gauntlets.

"So that you will look back, and remember this night." The child started walking. His movement was extremely fast, but A was seeing it in slow motion.

"My name is Kaneko Mitsu, you better remember it."

[A/N: Paragraph comment for illustration or the comment section itself.]

*BAAAAM… SWOOOSH… BOOOM…. BASH… THUD!*

A couldn't believe what just happened.

The child appeared in front of him in milliseconds, not even his inhuman instincts could react. And he was beaten…

Just like the child said before.

He was beaten hard, and he couldn't even react.

His whole body hurt.

He was laying on the ground. He wanted to get up. But his body wouldn't listen to him.

And right then, when he thought his life would come to an end.

The child stood in front of him and started speaking, "Next time you pull that shit. I will turn Kumo into a death forest. Don't ever piss this prince off again..."

Then the child started walking away calmly.

He seemed like a seasoned warrior, who won an important duel. The aura about him was heroic, even A had to admit that.

But,

"Oi bastard, stop acting so smug! Even I could have done that… But ya sure that he learned his lesson? I mean, ummm, shouldn't we give him something to remember this event by?" Said the other apparition.

The child figure sighed and asked, "What do you have in mind?"

The other apparition (Number 2) thought hard for a while and found a solution. He had a creepy smile and went near the Raikage.

A was feeling nervous. But he wasn't afraid. He knew that his Ninjas have already been notified by the noise and his chakra signals and B should already be close.

So he wasn't scared. But, he was nonetheless nervous.

He didn't know what this child would do…

Number 2 came close to him and declared happily, "Congrats, little gorilla! You will be the first one to experience this OP skill of mine like this, so rejoice!"

"Eh, Wha-" A wanted to ask something, but he suddenly felt his head was lighter…

[A/N: Check paragraph comment for the most cursed image of this Novel. You have been warned. I won't take any responsibility.]

The figure in front of him was using his fingers like a movie director, as if checking for the best angle.

"HAHAHAHAHA!" The first child started laughing hard. Then said,

"Damn gorilla, you look like a model now, such pretty! much wow! Haahahahaha! Anyway, I think we've made our point. Let's get back Number 2."

*Poof*

Saying so, he dissipated with a poof.

"STOP CALLING ME NUMBER 2, YOU BASTARD! HEYYYY! WAIT FOR ME!

Bye, bye little bald gorilla, Don't mess with this prince again!" Number 2 said his goodbye to A and dissipated as well.

On the Great Kaminari Mountain peak, there was only a bald and shaved Raikage, laying down, looking at the sky in disbelief….

"...clones?", he muttered to himself.

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Time: Right after the event with Raikage

Place: Mitsu's room

[Mitsu]

.

Daaaymn son! My clones sure are ridiculous….

Beating that poor gorilla wasn't enough? They even had to shave his head and beard? Dude….

If I was some beard enthusiast and someone did that to me… I would be depressed…

Geee, pooo~

I should be more careful with my clones…

They sure are difficult to predict, having my personality and all… I should always keep them under supervision, umu, umu.

But that sure was fun. Hehehe~

But there is something more important now…

Invoke <Appraisal>

*Ding*

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Name: Kaneko Mitsu

Title: The Third Prince of Fire Country, Prodigious Prince

Occupation: Prince, Academy Student

-Rank: S (Strength)

Bloodline: Senju Bloodline

Age: 9 years

Level: 50

[A/N: Reminder, Level was the combination of all the physical and mental stats. Mitsu is still young, his physique is very limited.]

- Speciality: Vit, Agi, Destruction

Talent: ??/??

Chakra: 4,302,702 || [Reference: Avg. Lv. 50 chakra level around 50k-65k]

[A/N: x69 for the win bois!]

Status Ailment:

- None

Skills:

< - Appraisal, Rank- B, Lv- Max

Cut, Rank- E, Lv- 2

Delete, Rank- B, Lv- 1

Paste, Rank- E, Lv- 7

...….

...….

...….

>

Jutsu's:

< Fire Release: 35 Jutsus <>

Water Release: 13 Jutsus <>

Wind Release: 24 Jutsus <>

Lightning Release: 31 jutsus <>

Earth Release: 8 Jutsus <>

Wood Release: 9 Jutsus <>

Others : 45 Jutsus <>

>

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It leveled up… IT FINALLY LEVELED UP.

I always wondered, why wasn't my cut leveling up, while my paste leveled up at a fair rate. I didn't think too much about it before.

But now I am certain…

Cut, paste, delete… These don't give experience if I use it during the appraisal… If I really want to get experience, then I will have to use them on physical objects…

And I remember that having a higher level of Cut would even let me stea- *cough* borrow the furball's plot armor skill.

Daymnnn nibba! I think I know how to spend my vacation now. Hehehehe!

[E/N: And so a new N word was born!]

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Extra:

Time: Same time as the fight with Raikage

[General]

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Tobi was in the underground network of Konoha, his main objective was to find the boy who felt familiar to him.

'I can sense him in that direction… But why are there so many people there? And I feel another familiar aura from the opposite direction too. Waaa! What should Tobi do? I will just go to the big aura for now!'

Tobi thought to himself as he was facing the north of the village.

With him was a coffin, no one knew who, or what was inside of it.

Tobi wanted to give it to the boy, so he could talk to him. As they both felt familiar. He really wanted to ask the boy something important.

So he was trying to be in his best behavior.

'I have drawn the best poop I could! Hope he likes that too.' Tobi thought in his mind. He seemed extremely satisfied with his work.

And just as he planned, he arrived at the young prince's room.

But he stopped. He felt creeped out looking at the young boy.

Who was smiling like a creep and talking to the air.

Tobi felt it wasn't the right time to talk to him. So he slowly Mayflied away from the Mansion.

When he arrived outside he said to himself,

"That didn't look like a good time to talk to him. Maybe he was talking to his imaginary friend. Yeaaaah! That should be it!!

[E/N: I wonder what goes in the mind of Tobi, is like he the Naruto version of Deadpool?]

[A/N to E: Or is deadpool the Marvel version of Tobi?]

I will talk to him when he sends his friend away. But I think I need to add another drawing!"

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[A/N:

Hey there, beautiful people!!!

If you want to join the discord! The link: ht tps://discord .gg/RcZZjnKnwx ]

I need to learn how to draw these lightning and aura thingies.

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