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Naruto: I opened 100 stores

After traveling to the world of Naruto, Anlan obtained a system called a god-level store manager, and began to build various shops in the Ninja world: gourmet shops, Internet cafes, pet shops, comic shops, custom shops...

Pratik_Subedi · Anime & Comics
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Chapter 15 Bloodline Limit: Fart Escape

"Anti-hair loss shampoo, Kekkei Genkai: Fart Release, Power of the Female Titan... What are these things?"

Hearing the names of the prizes Sakura had announced, An Lan raised an eyebrow, feeling a bit incredulous.

These Konoha kids... Their luck is just too good, isn't it?

Not only did they open three in a row, but they also got all high-level prizes!

Fortunately, the system can also sync the prizes, or it would be a huge loss.

...

Taking the cards, An Lan explained to the group, "Sakura, the three prizes you opened are all grand prizes, very rare ones."

The group looked at each other in amazement.

Indeed, another grand prize!

Isn't the boss's trick a bit too deep?

Why does it seem like everyone can draw grand prizes?

Sakura coughed twice, "Well, well, explain to me what these prizes are..."

"First, this anti-hair loss shampoo is amazing.

Anti-hair loss shampoo comes from the herbal family of Bawang, inheriting ancestral formulas, and selecting premium Chinese herbs such as Rhodiola, Polygonum multiflorum, Platycladus orientalis leaf, Angelica, Chuanxiong, Dipsacus, ginger, and mulberry leaves. These herbs are soaked, steamed, and boiled to make an anti-hair loss compound liquid, combined with modern biotechnology.

This shampoo mainly targets seborrheic alopecia, male pattern baldness, pathological alopecia, and physical alopecia.

Regular use can prevent hair loss, nourish the scalp, strengthen hair roots, and promote hair growth, reducing hair loss and breakage.

Even those without hair loss can use it to prevent hair loss, making their hair black and thick.

In other words, as long as you wash your hair with this anti-hair loss shampoo, your hair will grow out with a 'Duang~~'!"

"That's amazing! What about the hairline? Can the hairline grow back too?"

An Lan nodded, "As long as it's a place where hair can grow, it will become thicker after use."

Sakura was extremely happy!

Her only flaw was her high hairline.

If it weren't for the high hairline exposing her wide forehead, she would definitely be the most dazzling graduate this year.

Yes, Sakura had always believed that.

"And the second prize? What is it?"

Sakura asked excitedly.

"The second one..."

An Lan glanced at Sakura and pointed mysteriously at Naruto's butt, "Fart Release is a Kekkei Genkai that uses farts, very rare, and can be said to be a great weapon in the ninja world."

Everyone was a bit confused.

They had heard of Lightning Release, Earth Release, Fire Release, and Ice Release... but had never heard of Fart Release!

"Fart Release, like Poop Release, belongs to the top tier of Kekkei Genkai.

Fart Release can constantly produce farts: spicy, numbing, garlic, leek, sulfur, rotten egg, colorless and odorless...

Some farts are easily diffused as smoke.

Some farts are condensed into a semi-liquid, semi-gaseous state.

By infusing chakra into the fart and using the sphincter and anus to squeeze and launch it, the fart can be shot out like the air cannon of the ancient war god.

Besides using it alone, Fart Release can be combined with other chakra attributes.

For example, combined with Water Release, it can form water farts or rainbow farts after release.

Combined with Fire Release, it can become flaming farts.

Combined with Earth Release, especially swamp-type Earth Release, Fart Release can turn the entire swamp into a toxic swamp full of poison gas, so toxic even flies can't cross.

Apart from different smells and forms, if Fart Release is refined to its peak, it can produce special effects.

For example, a paralyzing fart that can numb nerves.

Some can drive people crazy with madness farts.

Some can make people vomit on the spot with disgusting farts.

Some can deprive people of their five senses, Fart Release Secret Technique: Heavenly Dance Treasure Wheel...

In short, Fart Release is a very advanced Kekkei Genkai, which can be used as both a weapon and a life-saving secret technique to paralyze the enemy. It is said that in the entire history of the ninja world, only the legendary Sage of Six Paths could use this secret technique. Sakura, your luck is really great, this is the most powerful prize my shop has ever had!"

After An Lan's explanation, everyone felt awkward and embarrassed!

Fart Release?

There's actually such a technique in this world?

They had lived in vain!

Naruto: "I feel like attending the ninja school was a waste."

Kakashi: "Naruto, you're not the only one who feels this way. Honestly, I've been out for so many years and have never heard of Fart Release..."

Sakura frowned in embarrassment, "Boss, even though it sounds amazing, I really don't want to use something called Fart Release! Can I not accept this reward?"

Before An Lan could speak, Naruto jumped up, "Sakura! If you don't want it, give it to me! I want it! Let me use Fart Release!"

Naruto was very eager.

In Konoha, high-level ninjutsu is either passed down through family or learned from a powerful master.

Ordinary ninjas have no way to obtain high-level ninjutsu.

When in danger, they can only rely on basic techniques to get by.

For a ninja like Naruto, who has no parents and no background, he hadn't learned a single high-level ninjutsu even after attending the ninja school for years.

The only thing he was good at was the Sexy Technique.

Now, such a powerful ninjutsu was in front of him.

It was a high-level ninjutsu, a Kekkei Genkai that only the legendary Sage of Six Paths could use.

How could he let it go?

Naruto smiled broadly, showing his neat teeth, "Hehe Sakura, farting is not elegant for you girls, so why don't you give it to me? Next time, if I get a prize I don't like, I'll give it to you."

Sakura bit her lip, feeling like there was no better option.

After all, Fart Release was powerful but too inelegant to use.

How could she, a girl, fart at people? That's impossible!

She turned to Sasuke for his opinion, "Sasuke-kun, what do you think? Let Naruto use Fart Release..."

"I don't mind."

Sasuke's face was expressionless.

To be honest, he also wanted Fart Release.

As long as it could defeat Uchiha Itachi, he wanted it.

But he didn't expect Naruto to get it first.

"Alright then, Naruto, you can have Fart Release! Boss, can the prize be transferred?"

An Lan nodded, "When it's time to tear off the Fart Release line, let Naruto do it."

After finishing with Fart Release, An Lan continued with the third prize.