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Naruto AU: The Smut And The Healer

Synopsis: Stiff-release, wood bloodline, money, free time, Nuru-Nuru massages, hot springs, warm futons, huge ass, massive tits... Why be Hokage when you can lasciviously train to stalk, seduce, and bed young, old, bored, sick and tired, or generally overworked kunoichis? .. This is the lifestyle of a pervertedly athletic Senju in a world filled with wincest, childless feudal lords, their partying wives, and playful yoga pants beauties. XX Tags: Cringe, Prickly MC, Incest, Harem, Smut, Perversion, Awful and rotten thoughts (Don't read if you hate that or think I'm trying to brainwash you), Vulgar and foul vocabulary XX Other warnings: Good-natured Hiruzen, AU, AU jutsu, No aliens (No Rinnegan, No Tenseigan)

Sennengoroshi · Anime & Comics
Not enough ratings
38 Chs

Chapter 6

~~...They try to put the hex on me

They bring out the best in me

Now am gonna flex on you

Too many bags on me

Too many girls on me

Now am gonna flex on you…~~

XX

Going back to Tsunade, Nawaki couldn't help humming one of his favorite songs from his past life inwardly.

Thinking about his monk-like life thus far, the cock vampires, the water succubi, and other inspiration-draining mermaids that he dodged to get here in his life.

There were too many spiritual nymphs he liked to call stray bullets. But Nawaki was too lazy to think about the past life thots. The wicked thots' camouflages would only work on and affect bystanders now, so he stopped caring.

More interestingly now, the boy was thinking about how he had the opportunity to unleash the snake in his pants…Surprisingly on his grandma Mito since she was eyeing it…

Nawaki noticed her strange behavior this morning when she helped him dress…He didn't think much of it when she was flustered and flushed….But now she was almost offering herself to the [playboy] he was…

As a playboy and gentleman, he had to oblige. Mito was strong, beautiful, and, more importantly, she would never think to harm him.

Tsunade's door in view, Nawaki thought:

'Well, let's wait and see how it goes….'

'...Even if I make a rash move, there are plenty of excuses I can think of….'

'...Especially now that she knows my depraved skills….'

'... I'm 8, but with abilities like that, some needs can't be tamed, hehe….'

XX

Nawaki couldn't help but lowly hum another song from his past life when he sat in Tsunade's room.

Hearing him sing such a strange song, she asked:

"Nawaki, I didn't know you liked to sing; where did you learn that song?"

Nawaki replied, "I love singing, Tsuna. I sing in the shower, but that's only when you let me take one."

Everyone loved to take warm baths in the hot springs in their family.

"Baths?" Tsunade winced for some reason.

"What's wrong?" Nawaki frowned.

"...Forget it…" Tsunade said before asking again, "About that song, who sings it? Can you teach it to me?"

"You like it?" Nawaki was pleasantly surprised.

Tsunade nodded and said, "Maybe it has to do with my new powers, but I feel like I can make something infectious if you teach me…."

"Don't tell me you want to be a singer now?" Nawaki smiled. "Are you planning to go and dance for our feudal lords too?"

"No…" Tsunade chuckled, "I thought I could make genjutsu with songs…."

"Oh…" Nawaki understood. Now it made sense.

Since Tsunade was some sort of witch doctor, which was very close to exorcists like shamans, or griots, maybe she really could…

XX

The lesson with Tsunade started with theory.

Chakra control was the basis of everything. After she told Nawaki her plan, the latter asked:

"You want me to get familiar with Genjutsu first, then?"

"Yes," Tsunade replied. "Genjutsu is the first step towards perfect chakra control. I'll introduce you to medical ninjutsu and my [chakra enhanced strength] only after you show me satisfying results."

"And how long is that?" Nawaki asked impatiently. He didn't care about Genjutsu too much.

Even Sakura disdained Genjutsu in the original. People told her she had talent in genjutsu, but the girl never paid attention.

As the Senju prince, though he was very attracted to Sakura, Nawaki underestimated her a little. He couldn't tread the path that a hot but pitifully obsessive woman disdained.

Nawaki was a Sakura lover, don't misunderstand, but he found her pathetic.

'...Wait…If Sakura is crazy, doesn't that mean that Genjutsu is the path of champions?'

Nawaki suddenly realized. Maybe Tsunade was onto something.

Recalling Itachi and something else Tsunade mentioned about some summons at noon, Nawaki grew attentive to the lesson.

'... Nothing says that Genjutsu isn't for Senjus…' Nawaki considered as he listened. '...I already have the wood release to train…So other ninjutsu isn't too much of a priority when I start….'