Naruto AU: The Smut And The Healer

Synopsis: Stiff-release, wood bloodline, money, free time, Nuru-Nuru massages, hot springs, warm futons, huge ass, massive tits... Why be Hokage when you can lasciviously train to stalk, seduce, and bed young, old, bored, sick and tired, or generally overworked kunoichis? .. This is the lifestyle of a pervertedly athletic Senju in a world filled with wincest, childless feudal lords, their partying wives, and playful yoga pants beauties. XX Tags: Cringe, Prickly MC, Incest, Harem, Smut, Perversion, Awful and rotten thoughts (Don't read if you hate that or think I'm trying to brainwash you), Vulgar and foul vocabulary XX Other warnings: Good-natured Hiruzen, AU, AU jutsu, No aliens (No Rinnegan, No Tenseigan)