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Naruto AU: The Smut And The Healer

Synopsis: Stiff-release, wood bloodline, money, free time, Nuru-Nuru massages, hot springs, warm futons, huge ass, massive tits... Why be Hokage when you can lasciviously train to stalk, seduce, and bed young, old, bored, sick and tired, or generally overworked kunoichis? .. This is the lifestyle of a pervertedly athletic Senju in a world filled with wincest, childless feudal lords, their partying wives, and playful yoga pants beauties. XX Tags: Cringe, Prickly MC, Incest, Harem, Smut, Perversion, Awful and rotten thoughts (Don't read if you hate that or think I'm trying to brainwash you), Vulgar and foul vocabulary XX Other warnings: Good-natured Hiruzen, AU, AU jutsu, No aliens (No Rinnegan, No Tenseigan)

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Chapter 13

Senju clan,

After dinner, at 10PM,

Except for the meeting with her Sensei, accepting her brother as a disciple, and guiding him, Tsunade studied all day.

She needed a shower.

Leaving the bathroom, frozen at first but also revived later, she muttered darkly to herself:

"What's wrong with me?"

Tsunade took a cold shower inside the bathroom. She didn't know why but her Alter-Ego seemed to have developed a mysterious phobia of warm water before she arrived...It was incomprehensible…Because combing through the memories, she couldn't find out why.

Sighing and shrugging, she decided to stop at Nawaki's room before heading to sleep.

She only wore a towel around her waist and sandals. But the maids and housekeepers around the main family's mansion were all women.

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"Tsunade?"

"Did you come to wish me good night?" As soon as Tsunade entered her brother's room, she heard him say.

She was about to respond. But when she saw something, she paused…

"What's wrong?" Nawaki asked.

Tsunade was staring at Nawaki. To be precise, at the giant lump in his underwear. The boy wasn't hard, but he was only wearing underpants. And he was holding a purple pajama set…Apparently, to wear it…

"When did you get so big down there?" Tsunade asked, frowning.

Nawaki wasn't stiff right now. But she didn't recall him being so big in the past life.

"You mean my dick?" Nawaki grinned and said.

"Yes, your dick," Tsunade repeated the word. But then she blinked quickly and scowled, saying, "Wait...Who taught you this vulgar word?"

Nawaki, however, didn't reply; he just chuckled and said again:

"Tsunade, you think I'm big, huh?"

"Do you like big cocks?"

"What?!" Tsunade yelled. "You nasty brat, watch your language!" The next second, she went to him and banged his head from above with her fist.

"Ouch!" Nawaki held his head in pain, asking, "What was that for?"

"You need to respect me. Not just as your sister but as your Sensei. How is that not clear to you, brat?" Tsunade rolled her eyes and answered.

"Yes, Sensei," Nawaki replied, little tears escaping his eyes.

"Good." Tsunade smiled, pleased.

"Sensei?" Nawaki said suddenly.

"Yes?" Tsunade answered. "You can call me like you usually do at home if you want."

"No, this time I need the opinion of a Jonin kunoichi. So I'll go with Sensei." Nawaki shook his head with a decisive look.

"Hmm? Ask away." Tsunade grew interested.

"Sensei, as a kunoichi, what do you think of my cock?"

"You can't ask me these questions! And you can't use the word cock either!" Tsunade yelled again, startling the maids waiting outside the boy's room.

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Moments later,

"You can't speak to me like this again, are we clear?" Sitting next to her brother, Tsunade glared and said.

"Yes," Nawaki said.

"Great, now come and massage my shoulders. I'm all stiff up there." Tsunade smiled and turned her back.

"What if I get hard?" Nawaki asked her.

"Who knows? I might give you a handjob if that happens...Only if you're a good boy, though..." Tsunade replied.

"Seriously?!" Nawaki exclaimed.

"Yes, but where did you learn that word?" Tsunade turned with a grin.

"What about you, then?" Nawaki rolled his eyes.

"I'm a grown-up." Tsunade looked at Nawaki with pride when she said.

"Fair enough..." Nawaki said.

"Okay, get to it. I'm getting sleepy..." Tsunade yawned and told.

She was dead serious about the handjob, but now she was hoping Nawaki wouldn't get hard. She was sleepy.

Coming back from the future, from death precisely, she'd made her peace with many things...Her dirty thoughts and utmost wishes...Such as being sexually attracted to Nawaki or getting a taste of his meat stick...

She just didn't want the boy to know early and grow cheeky about it...

As for Dan, Jiraiya...Tsunade really didn't give a damn...

The only person she was truly impatient to meet again, apart from her cousin Kushina, was Shizune.

In this life, she would make sure not to make her suffer as much.

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