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My life in twilight AU

A guy dies and gets sent to twilight with wishes. No harem they are dumb. OC x Alice (aka best girl) I don’t own shit but OC (I just found out that one of my chapters was deleted. I’ll fix it in a minute.)

Kyosuke_Uchiha · Movies
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I’m on honey badgers today.

(Honey badgers aren't badgers, they are actually the mistake between a weasel and a skunk. They have a short temper and want smoke with the whole animal kingdom, basically life itself is a problem for them. The females are pregnant for six months and will always have around sixteen kids. The newborns will then decide they they want multiple homicide charges and kill all the other kids till there's only two of them left and that's when the mom stops them. They are also born with perfect vision and a set of teeth used for murder at any turn. Honey badgers kill other species for fun and would challenge other animals to this as a game, they also go mostly after anything that looks like a baby and would gang up on the adults. It was once reported that they killed seventeen ducks and thirty-six chickens and actually started counting their kills. The don't care about death as long as they eat. They break into hives and would eat honey while getting stung and they aren't immune they just don't care about all the bees that are dying to get rid of this black and white Air Force. Honey badgers fight larger animals than itself on purpose and would always go for the nuts and then would eat them while it dies and would do this to taunt and aggravate the animal into attacking it. Honey badgers also have huge beef with Jaguars and they would fight to the death for absolutely no reason, but to prove something. They have made the strongest wild cat in the world run from them and they would also get bodied sometimes. They also have amazing memory and when they are close to dying what ever did it better be dead already because they would get their gang and run a whole raid on wherever it lives and if they see Cubs they would take them, wait till they have the animal beat then rape the Cubs in front of the animal. Then kill it and the animal they had pinned. If they somehow got their selves into a near death state they would then commit suicide after finding some weak animal to rape. These black and white atrocities with four legs are as tall as a one year old kid when they stand up.)

"I was just teasing." Alice said with a innocence smile.

"Your joking right?" I asked after a gulp. All I ever did was verbally tease her and barely touched, but she got me like 'this' and thinks I'm just going to let it go.

"Nope." She said shaking her head. She turned over on her side and prepared to sleep on her side. I walked over to the bed still hard.

"What to do with this?" I said pointing at me erection. She opened her eyes a little widened then got under the cover.

"Just make it go down." She said from under the cover.

"I could, but I don't want to. Alice help me." I said with a smirk. I got under the blanket and felt it poke her stomach.

"Stop, not tonight!" She said. I would have taken it seriously if she wasn't smiling.

"I just need help, this whole predicament is your fault so fix it." I said. She reluctantly started messing with my cock poking it, stroking it, then she got her head under the cover and started kissing it.

"Haa..you owe me after this." She said before taking my full length in her mouth. Her tongue wrapped around it like a snake and she started bobbing her head.

I started feeling waves of lust being sent to me. It turned me on even more. Alice was unconsciously sending out her intentions right at me and I got harder in her mouth. She got faster and started stroking me as well.

She did this for ten minutes and just when I was close to cumming she stopped. She peeked her head from under the blanket and moved her body so that her entrance is riding on top of my erection.

She looked at me with a devilish grin and rubbed my chest.

"You won't tease me again right?" She asked and started grinding on me.

"I can't make promises. Your just extremely cute, but in a sexy way." I said moving my hands to her waists.

"I know, but you shouldn't tease me so much and we wouldn't be in this situation." She said seductively.

I rolled over and she was under me.

"I like this situation." That being said I stuck it in.

"AH~!" She moaned and so began our all nighter.

....

<The next day>

Me and Alice were still up and was just getting done from last night.

"AH~! I'm almost-.."

"Me too!!"

"AHHNmnn~" Her moan was cut short by a kiss from Me.

She fell face first into the pillow with me behind her.

"Goood, that..ha..was the best." Alice said between breathing.

"Yeah, we should do this more often." I was tired till I regulated my breathing. We found out that when Alice transforms, she getting more stamina and likes it rough. It was a whole new experience that I loved.

<Ten minutes later>

"Alright Alice, we got to get up." I said lazily. Alice groaned and sat up from the bed.

"My body's still sore, let me rest." I pulled her out of bed and she almost fell.

"Hold on I think I have a limp." Alice said using me as a crutch.

....

<In the forest>

Me and Alice started working on something different today. She wanted to see if she could put an illusion on me.

At first she was going to train more, but now that she can project herself, look at people from afar, and send out her intentions properly, she wanted to see if any of that made making illusions easier.

"Alright Alice my barrier is down go ahead." I said. She stood across from me and nodded.

...

<Alice POV>

What do I want him to see? I could make him look like he's falling from the sky. That'll be good or something scary, but he's not scared easily. What to do.

'What if I made him see a nice view above the clouds with the moon.' I then pushed out my mental energy and felt it start disrupting Zanes.

I felt I was completely in control over his mental power and made it shape into the image in my head.

(The cover picture)

His eyes widened and he sprouted wings like a crows and started flapping them.

....

<Zanes POV>

While I was watching Alice think the world around me blurred and I was in a twilight sky with a beautiful view of the moon above the clouds.

I then started falling. I thought this was an illusion and I'm falling. I immediately made my body sprout wings and my shirt ripped. I made myself hover in the air and started looking around.

The view looked heavenly and the breeze in my hair was superb. I could smell the pure untainted air. That was the only thing that made me still believe this was an illusion.

The air is too clean, if you have to tell weather this is the real world by the air being heavily polluted then that says something about humans.

I started flapping around with a smile on my face. I dove through clouds and did spirals around everything. Then my vision blurred and I was falling from the real sky. I felt like crying when all of that pure air went away.

I let myself free fall and when I was close enough to the ground I did a back flip with my wings out and smashed into the ground like a hero.

"Excuse Me." Came an annoyed voice from in front of me.

Looking up I saw Alice with leaves, some grass, and dust all on her. I had my mouth agape and my eyes wide.

'Shit!!' Was the first thought I had. She was wearing light makeup, but it was still makeup. She loved her make up after me.

"Listen, that was an accident and I will take you on a shopping spree tomorrow. Know what, let's skip training today and go to some hot springs." I quickly suggested.

Most people would say that I have no reason to be scared of her. How wrong you are. In her true vampire form she can easily pierce my skin and we don't know how sharp her nails or fangs are.

She's also extremely strong. Not near my strength since she mainly focus on her mentality, but she can send me flying and make me feel a little pain. I also just don't want to argue.

I know she won't try to kill me, but I have a reason.

"Then let's go." She said and they ran out of the house.

It didn't take long for them to get dressed and they went out to find a hot springs to relax and soothe Alice. Soon six months past and they would leave Brazil stronger than ever.