Yamamura (Chapter 2)

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When Neji entered and spoke, Eiji didn't have time to glimpse at the face of the woman following behind him.

He heard a screech. Which was followed by a chilling voice in his head.

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Information flooding his brain, Eiji realized that the spirit nesting in his guts had possessed him as something more than a simple ghost...

Sadako was sexy, OP, and dumbfounding.

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Hours later,

Eiji had a long and incredible dream...

But to make it short, he was some kind of hentai wizard.

A hentai wizard that could explore Naruto, time, and the multiverse.

Sadako was not just a ghost. She was a system gifting rewards each time he completed a mission.

Depending on the success, she'd get abilities from herself or Anime.

Eiji would be rewarded with wizard artifacts.

He wasn't sure how powerful Sadako was going to get. But with his new life knowledge, he knew that he could wield her powers.

The ghost triangular jutsu was some ghost graveyard all-rounder skill.

The secret jutsu was based on spirit summoning, possession, and manipulation. Escape, body transmutations, body transformations, metamorphosis, fear, killing intent, haunting, etc.

In Yamamura's hands, no ghost or spirit was worthless. In or out of battle.

Their life experience meant a lot. Yet also not much when battle talent was considered.

Painters, dishwashers, and baby animals had a role to play. Not a weaker role.

Potential and strength depended on the soul, though. The more talent the spirit had in whatever it did or was, the easier it was to fail the summoning ceremony.

Which meant death.

The secret jutsu was always helpful but never godly in Yamamura's hands.

They never had much Shinobi talent. So, they used "trash ghosts."

"Trash ghosts" was a relative idea regarding the ability to survive, though. Survival was every ghost's congenital jam.

Ghosts knew how to escape and play irritating tricks.

The secret family technique was never stolen in the past because they and their mediums were always slippery. Even the weaker ones were hard to capture.

Yamamura could also keep all types of dead beings in their bodies.

Animals were included. They came with some nice animalistic tracking tricks...

The only thing limiting Yamamura, except talent, was their imagination.

Because they had always been known as a wacky fanatic cult, taking hostages to blackmail their rare cult mediums into working for others wasn't an option.

It was the same for any other type of blackmail.

In the family records, the wacky old pioneer who created the secret technique was rumored to be another religious zealot. A zealot with a great gift for Yin nature.

Though he was kinda evil, he didn't care for human slaughter. So his genius technique took a toll on the mind of his descendants whenever they chose carnage.

The few Yamamura who respected his precepts crept through the restless ages of war. Surviving almost like peaceful, nice ghosts...

They hid, relocated, and reproduced in safe, often high places. The latest was Eiji's mountain village.

Though the technique came with such precepts, those precepts were of no importance to Eiji and his new bloodline.

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Eiji had no worries left or questions to ask the village chief.

Before he got any reward, though, he estimated that asking his parents how to summon spirits would be handy.

Sadako was both his system and ghost, but he was bad and greedy in the past life.

He woke up with another headache and found two people sitting next to him. Those were his parents, who looked worried.

"Are you okay? What happened?" Eiji's dad, Shinji, asked worriedly. He was a middle-aged man of a strong build and not too tall stature.

Today he looked less intimidating in his ordinary clothes, though. He didn't look anything like a wacky fanatic.

"Not sure, but I'm fine now." Eiji wanted to leave this place as soon as possible, so he said, "Where are the Shinobis from Konoha?"

"In the guest room." Eiji's mother replied, looking a little conflicted now.

"Okay. I'm going to meet them." Eiji stood and walked out when he said.

He didn't care how odd his attitude appeared to his parents. The sooner he was gone from here, the better.

The world was safe after the fourth Shinobi war, but he didn't know for how long.

Since crossing time and traveling the dimensions was impossible for now, leaving to train would be good.

The sooner he left, the sooner the villagers would become rich too.

Even with the memories, he didn't have true ties with them. Just blood ties.

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A day later,

Outside the village,

Holding a bag, Eiji was standing between two people taller than him...By a little, he was just fourteen.

"Are you ready?" Tenten, a secret big boss in Naruto, also a meme for reasons he never knew, asked him.

"Yes," Eiji replied.

"Be a good boy and eat nutritious food, Eiji." Eiji's mom, who was in tears, said.

She smiled, so he couldn't tell if it was because she was sad. Everyone was greedy around here...

"Take care of my son, please." Eiji's dad said to Neji politely.

"He's in good hands." Neji smiled and replied. "Hokage-sama is actually counting on him to find a wife quickly."

"Hahaha." Eiji's parents and the villagers gathered outside laughed, hearing.

"Thank you for everything," Neji said to the village folks. Turning to his partner and Eiji, he told. "Let's go."

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On the way, Eiji asked a lot of questions,

But none were about topics Neji and Tenten expected.

Any countryman his age would normally be curious. But Eiji asked about Chakra and jutsu more than Konoha's situation after the war.

Eiji was a bit crabbed when Neji told him not to be impatient with the procedures. He needed to convince him to make a stop.

He had gotten his first mission.

Though he was glad it wasn't a hentai one, there was a problematic provision to the suspicious mission.

[+++Mission 1: Learn the two basics of chakra control from the genius Neji on the way to Konoha+++]

[+++Detailed Description and Conditions here+++]

[A goddess of friendship and backstabbing watches over you...]

[...Ding! Special bonus for Mission 1! Drop probabilities and Reward's usefulness boosted by 1500%]

[Sadako's reward(s): Tangibility, Invisibility, Two-way Haki (Observation, Armament)]

[Host reward(s): EXP Share, Pocket Dimension (Storage), Resurrection Stone]