Dying at the age of 39 year old, Eiji misses his chance to evolve into a hentai wizard. However, somewhere in porn heaven, he catches the eye of a goddess of friendship and backstabbing. She lets him be reborn in Naruto with the OP ghost Sadako as his system. Sadako has sadistic fetishes; she also lives to move through the 4th wall. Or walls in general. Eiji will eventually know what to do with all his friends' unfaithful partners. #### #####Other tags→AU, Time travel, Resurrection, Furries, Ghosts, Bestiality, Multiverse, Wish Fulfillment