1 Rebirth (Chapter 1)
Naruto World,
A family sect somewhere in a valley of the land of fire,
'Did I pass out? Where am I?' Eiji inquired internally, opening his eyes with some effort.
He was jacking off to furry and ghost hentai. But all of a sudden, probably because of blood shortage in key vitals, he fainted.
Now he was in a bad-smelling cave, tied atop some short and cold altar,
The situation didn't look too great.
…
At that moment, around Eiji,
Wearing a dark cloak, one of many men and women gathered around the bloody sacrificial altar looked at an elder when he asked, "Elder Takeru, did we not use enough chicken's blood?"
The ceremony didn't look to have worked this time. That child Eiji was truly a problem to the man asking.
"No." The elder and village chief replied to Eiji's dad, sighing, "Toughen up, Shinji; this time, your oldest died during the ghost summoning ceremony."
"What?!"
"My baby's dead?!"
Two people yelled together. It was the man from before and a woman wearing white cloaks next to him.
She was pretty but in an evil type of way.
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Seeing what was happening around him, Eiji would lie if he said he didn't want to piss in his pants.
Hearing about his death and seeing two strangers tearing up because of it, he went from scared to frantic.
Even without all the blood cult nonsense, he was still in some foul underground, surrounded by madmen with evil garments that hid their faces.
'This is definitely a cult! And obviously, I'm the freakin sacrifice!'
He needed to find a way out... Eiji thought, but not quick enough.
Out of nowhere, a headache rained down on his poor head.
It came with unfamiliar memories flooding his brain.
When he started shaking from the pain, the mob around him noticed.
The same voices from earlier exclaimed,
"Is my son alive?!"
"Didn't you say he was dead? What's going on, elder?"
"... Aaah... This is…" The elder, now familiar to Eiji, stammered.
But Eiji was in too much pain to care or listen.
The moment it all receded, he saw his life's most picturesque but also most frightening sight.
Still, in pain, Eiji opened his eyes to look up above him. There, he saw a transparent, naked ghost with encyclopedic, saggy breasts slowly coming out of the ceiling.
'Sadako?' When the chilling and beautiful ghost crept around the dark walls like a reptile, Eiji thought. He could easily identify his favorite FAP material.
Blinking in surprise, Eiji stopped caring when he heard her screech,
"Hiii..."
Making an odd noise, Sadako moved her long hair off her face and smiled at him. The most creepy way possible.
"Untie me!! Quickly!!" Terrified, Eiji yelled in the cave.
Scared by his favorite fap material, he could sense how unprepared he was for great things. Now he was hoping his new parents could come in clutch and do something.
Though only three people were Shinobi in the whole village, and everyone was kinda weak, his parents were familiar with ghost stuff.
"Eiji! An ancestral one has come for you! Accept it!" A woman yelled with an excited voice.
That was his mother.
Before he could curse at her, Sadako was rushing at his body next. She entered it. And when she did, he felt something move in his guts, where she, in all likelihood, chose to nest for now.
... Eiji was many things but not dense. He was happy to get reincarnated, but he was angry to have picked such a family sect. Out of all the places, he could get reborn...
The information in his brain told him he was gigantically fucked. In the ass.
Sadako being a legendary ghost, one unseen in the records, didn't help things. Here, they called these ghosts that never showed up ancestral ones. Which naturally came with all sorts of extra troubles.
He would have to worry about that later because he, bit by bit, lost consciousness seconds later.
Eyes gradually closing, he saw his new parents and the surrounding fanatics scream in worship at the unnamed ghost. They were happy it didn't leave this time.
The ceremony was complete with success. At least he'd never have to go through the dark trial more than once.
Unlike the poor but thankfully dead old Eiji.
'Motherfuckers...'
Closing his eyes, Eiji promised to give some trouble back to all the surrounding assholes one day when he accepted the darkness.
He'd have to be creative because they all loved ghosts.
Even if not the way he loved them...
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Days later,
Waking up, Eiji found out from his shitty parents that days had passed since the ghost ceremonial.
People from Konoha had also surprisingly come to get him to go with them.
Apparently, something lucky happened to him when he slept.
"You don't want to go? We all depend on you now, son." The woman sitting next to his bed said. Her tone wasn't beseeching, but she counted on him to risk his life and be successful elsewhere again.
When would this stop?
"Hmph. Why wouldn't I go? A little Konoha can't scare me, the great Eiji Yamamura." Eiji replied, showing confidence.
"That's my son! Haha!" His mother smiled and hugged him.
... Meanwhile, in Eiji's disturbed head,
'Okay, so this is what happened...'
When his cheap but loving mom explained the situation, the memories helped him understand what a good thing the uncultured villagers did for once.
Apparently, the recluse clan he was from was some mumbo-jumbo sect.
A fanatic, greedy, though not totally heartless, sect.
Those who could manipulate chakra learned a secret jutsu called Ghost triangular jutsu. It was multipurpose in all three ninja disciplines. Ninjutsu, taijutsu, and genjutsu.
But they needed to get possessed by a ghost to use it.
As the son of the patriarch, Eiji also became of age at fourteen, so it was his turn to get initiated.
The hateful village chief who went to great lengths to have him turned and conducted the ceremony never rested. He came and did something else to Eiji in his sleep.
The Yamamura family sect was a little like the clans without bloodlines in Konoha. But they were uncultured villagers; after all, they paid heed to laughable legends from their dusty and passed-down old books.
...Maybe Eiji being a reincarnator had something to do with what happened again. Because when the village chief tested him for the legendary bloodline with a special item left by an ancestor, the result was easy to guess.
Turns out, Eiji had awakened to some ridiculous ghost-like bloodline too.
That was why the wretched villagers called Konoha to help them set up a CRA and a new clan.
The village was poor, and they had heard about Konoha's largesse since the war ended. They weren't picky and showed generosity.
Well, at least that's what naive folks would think. How they operated wasn't unwarranted.
A new bloodline was like a pie falling from the sky right now.
...
Leaving his thoughts, Eiji had concerns.
But before going to see the bastard elder, to ask him questions that could preserve his life, he asked,
"Mom, where are the people from Konoha?"
Eiji's mom was kinda young. She was still a very good-looking dark-haired woman.
Listening to him ask, she didn't reply,
Instead, as if she was conducting business, she turned to the door and smiled pleadingly, saying,
"My son seems to be doing better; sorry for the brief wait. Please come in, great people from Konoha."
Damn...His mom was truly inexpensive... Evidently, the people she spoke of were already at the door. How fast did she move?
Eiji needed to study the brains of the people in his village.
He was thinking darkly, but he was stunned the next second when he saw a woman and a man enter and speak,
"No need to be so polite with us, ma'am. You're doing a great service to Konoha. Waiting is the least we can do."
