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More Screwed Up Then A Strawberry

Cracked fanfic, were MC gets a bunch of different powers. Starts off as a Bount/Quincy/Fullbringer with a simple system. Bount Doll ability will be the only one pre-determined, other powers obtained will not be chosen by MC as he would like to see what powers his soul will give him, and how his powers will naturally develop. None of the powers will be overpowered in the beginning, except the doll one, I believe. Some what if an AU. Along with random references, and a big reference to Kingdom Hearts at some point because Hollows are basically Heartless.

Nublyss · Anime & Comics

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13 Chs

Body Guard?

"Thank you for your aid, but it's still appalling that a young boy like you has to deal with those Hollows by your lonesome. Hmm, thankfully you have that Fullbringer power of yours keeping you alive, otherwise, with out your assistance we would surely be killed." Lady Kairi had explained.

You see, the people that I had just saved are the Lord and Lady of Karakura before feudalism was abolished, though they still go by that name. Due to their kind nature, and the fact that they were beloved by their people they were granted a similar position of power by the new government. So now, their technical titles are "Mayor/Governor" of Karakura town, though the things they do are still relatively the same, they even got to keep all their land and their luxurious estate.

I had just given her the run down on everything that happened, while her husband is resting. Basically a quick summary about Hollows, Shinigamis, and the afterlife.

Why did I do this?

"So, because you saved my life. I have a high chance of giving birth to a baby with Fullbringer powers as well?"

Not a "high chance" but practically guaranteed because I can feel the hollow reiatsu coalescing within her stomach. But nothing in life is 100% when it comes to chances. There is always that infinitesimal chance of something different happening.

I didn't want the child to be discriminated by their own parents, though in the short time that I spent with them, and given the fact that both parent are spiritually aware, I doubt that would be an issue now.

"I have a proposal. A very good offer for you." Kairi spoke with much thought.

"Sure, what is it?"

"I'll adopt you, but mostly as a cover up. What I want is for you to train my child. You seem to know a lot about how Fullbringers work. In the mean time, your actual job will be to protect me and my husband. You will get a proper shelter as a result, along with food and an "allowance" or more accurately, a paycheck."

I thought about that for a hot minute. Food is tasty despite being unnecessary, money is always nice, and it does sound like fun being able to live in this mansion.

Lastly and most importantly, I have 200 years before shit even gets close to hitting the fan. The Earliest I plan to go to the soul society is at the age of 14, the latest being 50. Of course I'm going to train during that time, but I still need to find some form of entertainment. I also used to be a teacher because I liked kids (get your mind out the fucking gutters), until I got laid off because the school was shutting down. Then went into construction. Man life was rough then.

Hmmm

"Well, ma'am. Call me Killen Yoonao. Your new son... I guess?"

"Your name is quite odd."

Like she should be talking, Kingdom Hearts lookin wanna be... Ok, yes my name is stupid, and I'm an idiot for naming myself that. But I still retain the right to be offended...

"But I'm glad that you agreed to such an orthodox decision." Kairi raises her hand and pinches cheeks, "Cuss your so fucking small and adorable!"

As pain burns through out my face, I began to think I may have made a mistake.

———1 year and 4 months later———

Mistakes have been made, I repeat mistake have been made.

That woman has gone and done it now, I just had to be adopted right when she was pregnant with Quintuplets.

That's right, fucking QUINTUPLETS. When they were busy with work, all was well, but as soon as it was time for anything else, she was a pain while being in pain.

I understand why, but still...

Sometimes, I'm pretty glade I was born a dude. At least I could share the burden of keeping her satiated with Sora, who somehow managed to keep on wearing pants within the relationship. That man is legendary, I low key need to learn some tips and tricks.

But, women will always be women, and a little chivalry ain't bad when you're not being accused of rape or harassment. Also, Madame Kairi, deserved the attention she was getting due to her precarious state.

Some time has past since her pregnancy, and right now, I'm keeping an eye on; Axel (oldest), Aqua (second oldest), Riku (the middle one), Roxas (second youngest), and Xion (youngest).

Yeah, they all survived the birthing process (including the mother) and all the kids are all amped up on Hollow energy, also my own energy. I can't help but leak a little every now and then...

Who am I kidding, I powered them up during the time they were still developing with my Bount and Fullbringer energy, can't have my "siblings" be fodder after all. I didn't give them anything even close to Quincy energy as it fights against hollow energy naturally.

Axel Hearts Lv: 1/120

Human(Fullbringer) 🚹 Age: 1

Title: Oldest of the Quintuplets