5 - Meeting two baldies

Having finishing my pizza, i teleported to alley again and got my car out. Getting inside and driving around city while lost in thought.

First what i need is some identity so i can have sim and other things that i may require in the future. Now where would i get a fabricated identity from. I mean there are many shady people who can make a fake id for me but i exactly don't know who to look for.

There's SHIELD but they are trash plus infected with HYDRA. Maybe i should manipulate a government official mind to get identity. Then there's hell kitchen crime families but i am not sure they would be able to get me new identity. There might be HAND or Kingpin but I don't think they have much reach. HAND might be able to but they gonna give trouble to me in future. I can easily deal with them but it's gonna be pain in ass. I don't wanna chase some Demon who is hoping to get immortality. I wanna enjoy my life here for a time before i got involved in all this superhero events in the future.

So here i am 2 weeks later.. With identity, network connected mobile and 2 stalkers.

"Hello I am Michael. What can i get for you."

Said the Starbucks barista. I can see many blonde female around me, showing off the whole 'Basic' vibe in cafe.

"3 Java Chip Frappuccino. Biggest size."

"What will be the name.?" Barista asked.

"Dev." I answered. Hoping for them to get my name right.

"Dave. Got it"

"No its Dev. D-E-V"

"Ok. D-A-V-E. Is that right.?"

"No its wrong. It's DEV not DAVE.".

"D-A-V-E. DAVE. Got it."

"Its DEV as in developer. The first three letters."

"Dave. Right?"

"Ok i am gonna tell you a word. I want you to spell it. Ready?"

"Yes"

"Devil. Spell the word devil"

"D-E-V-I-L"

"Ok good. Very nice. Now use the first three letters of the word Devil as the name for the order of 3 Java Chip Frappuccino."

"Okay. And done."

He types into the pc and display shows up order name - DAVE.

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Should i just kill him and make him my shadow to confirm whether he really can't get my name or is he just fucking with me.

Lets calm down and forget it. I got 2 peepers to talk with.

"Yeah. Carry on with that." I gave up trying to fix my name. My order was already ready by the time i tried to correct my name.

Picking up 3 drinks. I sat down at the window table. Putting one in my position while remaining two drinks in front chairs position.

I turned my head to the right and looked in the eye of female baldie.

"You can come out now"

The baldie eyes widened for a bit before she made her move.

The glass cracked in mid air and Mirror Dimension opened for a monk in yellow to exit. Yao, the sorcerer supreme, the ancient one, the great bald one. She exited the mirror dimension and sat on the front right seat.

Apparently no one noticed the whole glass crack in space and shiny bald headed woman coming out of it. She probably used notice-me-not charm version of Marvel.

She kept staring at me while ignoring the good Java Chip Frappuccino.

"I am Sorcerer Supreme of Earth. You may call me Ancient One. Who are you and Why have you come to earth. What is your purpose here." Yao asked without beating around the bush.

I took a drink in my hand and brought the straw to my mouth. Hmm.. not bad but not good either.

"I am The King of Dead and Monarch of Shadows. My name is Dev. My answer to both of your last question is to find a home here."

Yao had many thoughts running through her mind and spells ready at her disposal. Probably trying to come up with various scenarios.

"Are you the one who made a hole in the barrier surrounding the earth." Yao asked while still ignoring the Frappuccino.

"Yeah. It's pretty brittle to be honest."

I replied while enjoying my Frappuccino.

"Aren't you gonna try that? Something different than honey tea." I asked her as i can see her face change expression for just a moment.

Just the information that i know about your honey tea habits means i know more things about her while she has completely zero idea about me.

"Thank you for the offer but I'll just stick to my tea. ... You seem to be waiting for somebody." Yao asked as she eyed the 3rd Frappuccino sitting alone without any owner.

I simply looked left at the glass window and eyed the second peeper.

"Are you still not gonna come out? Or i have to write a invitation letter for you?."

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For a moment there was silence as nothing happened. Yao also seemed confused to whom i was talking to. She tried to find who is but it's not any Dimensional being or a human near my gaze.

"Yeah I am taking to you Uatu. Stop reading my life like a novel book. It's annoying."

Yao raced her mind but she still didn't came up with any entity that she knows of with that name. The Kamar Taj and the Sorcerer Supreme are mainly focused on entities such Dimensional being's or Demon's etc which threatens the Earth or Universe as a whole. But Uatu is an Watcher. An annoying loud reader of a person life novel.

He appeared like he was just always there, which he is, and same as before no one in cafe noticed his presence or his big ass bald head. He is using his cosmic not-me-not charm.

And Yao was on her foot with defensive shield on her hands. She never saw coming or his presence until he made himself visible to her.

"Calm down. He is Uatu, the watcher. A cosmic being who took oath to record events or history of universe and never interfere in these events."

Uatu took his seat and picked up the Frappuccino. He took a loud sip and enjoyed its taste unlike the other Baldy.

"I know both of you have your questions so ask away. By the way, i was the one who poke a hole in the shield surrounding the Earth."

This got Yao attention. She had a guess that it was Dev who intruded through her defense.

"You poking a hole in my defence against Dimensional beings almost broke the shield and would have left Earth's first line of defence in waste. Either your definition of poking is bad or it was a bad attempt at lie"

Really? Then that must have been a shitty shield. Even Monarch of Transfiguration put up a better shield than her.

"Then its must have been weak shield. Try working on it."

She had already sat down and brought out her own tea.

"Who are you and where have you came from? I have never recorded your presence before in all my existence." Uatu asked.

"As i said, i am Monarch of Shadows and King of Dead, Dev. And I am from outside. Specifically, from the Omniverse."

This raised both of their non-existent eyebrow.

"What? No idea what Omniverse is?"

They both had curious expression on their face. They even checked each other face to confirm that neither of them knew about it.

"Alright I'll explain in short. You have a single reality, known as Universe. Now group that Universes in a bubble. This bubble is known as Multiverse that you guys know about. Repeat the process again and you get Megaverse. And then, there's finally Omniverse. The Omniverse is the collection of every single universe, multiverse, megaverse, dimension (alternate or pocket), and realm.

The Omniverse contains everything and nothing. Teeming with itrue infinite Life and Death. A true infinite number of possibilities and impossibilities.

Now, i am from an another Universe in that Omniverse. I have been looking for a place to stay. Looking for a studio home. In my journey, i found this place. So i asked the big guy to let me in and he agreed."

That was a lot of information for both of them and it took a some time for them to digest this information.

"And who gave you that permission to enter this multiverse?" Yao asked. She is worried about whether the being who allowed me entry is benevolent or malevolent entity. Whether there will be more entries like that. What dangers lies ahead that even someone like her can't even begin to comprehend.

" One Above All" yeah... I called out his name like he is your neighbourhood guy that everybody knows and no one special.

Uatu had his eyes widened up and his loud sipping was stopped for a moment. And it began again.

"Who?" Yao asked and it caused me and Uatu to cough up.

"You don't know? You are sorcerer supreme and you don't know who is one above all. All that 700 years of life and being the head of Mystic Arts and Sorcerer Supreme title with that time stone and you don't know who is One Above All?"

Even Uatu was looking at her like she is a dumb person who do doesn't know that mitochondria is powerhouse of a cell.

Yao had totally confused look on her face. Both guys were looking at her like she is disappointment for not even knowing about this One Above All thing and she has no idea who is One Above All. Another cosmic entity or something like that?

I simply turned to Uatu and asked him about her. "Is she really the Ancient One, the Sorcerer Supreme of Mystic Arts of Kamar Taj. The farmer turned spirit leopard. The one who is supposed to be most knowledgeable is mystic and universal things? Is she real or a doppelganger."

Yao tried to protest and asked me about how i know so much about her. With her being a simple farmer who protected her village from unjust taxes disguised as the vigilante "Spirit Leopard".

"Yes. She is the real Sorcerer Supreme of Mystic Arts from Kamar Taj. I never expected her to don't know about it when she carries such a title." Uatu sound disappointed at her. Even we both were giving her disappointed look like she doesn't deserve the title of Sorcerer Supreme.

"Who is the Entity and what with both of your disappointed looks at me." Yao asked, clearly confused that if she was supposed to know about One Above All? Is not knowing about this entity bring shame to the title of Sorcerer Supreme?

"Tsk..Tsk..Tsk.. what a disappointment you are. Anyway, One Above All is the highest creative force in known existence and the source of all there is, was, and ever will be. He is basically the creator/owner of Multiverse. Basically a true god with capital G, capital O, and capital D."

This..... Was something that Yao didn't know. Such a important piece of information and she doesn't know that??? Is she truly a disappointment?

"I see. I definitely didn't know that." Yao admitted.

"And what about you? Are you here to bring harm to Earth or this Universe in anyway, Monarch of Shadows and King of Dead?" Yao asked seriously while she had her weak ass spells ready. Her eyes were serious and totally focused on every single movement of Dev's.

"That's a mouthful so simply just call me Shadow Monarch or just Dev. And like i said, i am just looking for a place to stay and call it home. I have no intention of harming Earth or the Universe. So don't worry about that." I replied casually to her. Even she got time stone, i am not afraid of her unless she got all of them. Even then, there are lot of condition or ways, i can deal with her or the stone.

Speaking of Time Stone, i haven't seen here activating time stone or any sign of it.

I looked at the Amulet on her chest. Eye of Agamotto, closed and showing no sign of energy use or anything.

"If you don't believe me then you can confirm using the time stone."

I told her casually and she had eyes stayed same throughout the whole moment on me. Possibly studying me for deceitful or anything.

*SLURP...SLURP....SLURPPPPPPP*

Both me and Yao looked at Uatu, who took an oath to not a waste a single drop of Frappuccino.

"Bro it's empty. You won't getting anything out of that anymore." Uatu gaze finally lifted up and looked at us, with us looking at him.

That dude completely ignored everything for good Frappuccino.

He looked at untouched Frappuccino in front of Yao. With obvious running in his big balloon head. He pointed at the cup and asked.

"Can i have that?"

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"I see. If you truly don't bring any harm to Earth or Universe, then I won't disturb. I hope you find success in finding new home." Yao stood up and left the same way as she came before. She got more questions than answers and she has to do her homework now.

An hand slowly moved towards the Yao's untouched Frappuccino cup and grasp the cup to bring to the lips of its new owner.

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"Anyways, I'll be going now. Also stop peeping on me like a pervert and reading out everything i am doing. Its annoying to hear you so don't try to 'record' me again."

I stood up and went towards the exit, i just opened the door and was about to take a step outside when Uatu voice stopped me.

"Wait. I have a something to ask of you"

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Uatu was back to his dimensional gap. With a stock of 100 Frappuccino and ready to resume his pee- i mean observation.