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Misogynistic Hololiver (A Hololive Fanfic)

"...This is my life now..." Ishijin Shiro. An ex-soldier. Single, broken-hearted twice, and finally got his heart shattered into pieces after his mom decided to break it by "betraying" him, and now he sits there, really doubting the opposite gender. "...Why did you have to do that, mom?!" However...though he's out of the military now, that closed door led to another open door. Streaming. Holostars' 13th member, a.k.a the Solo Debutant, will give blood, sweat, and tears to rise up to mainstream. But can he do it though? Knowing he's gonna be working alongside Hololive? An idol group consisting of girls? All he knows is that he's determined to be considered one of the greatest Vtubers in the scene. He wishes to be considered a GOAT. Btw, the drawing is not mine. It belongs to a guy named Laovaan that did a drawing tutorial. I also don't own Cover or Hololive. The only thing I own here is my OC, Ishijin Shiro.

MinecUwUberif · Anime & Comics
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I'm The General (Remix) Lyrics

[Chorus: Shiro]

I'm the general, bitch. Listen to me.

I'll put a gun to your head, and make you bow to your knees.

I'm the general, bitch. Listen to me.

Even Calli's dirt doesn't add to what I have seen.

I'm the general, bitch. Listen to me.

You never knew all the struggles I have carried along

So while we're here, let's have fun.

Your chance of winning? None.

I'll show exactly what it means when you carry a ton!

[Verse 1: Shiro]

The trending master. Rising faster than the-

-View count of the original. A treasure.

Forever a pleasure whenever I apply pressure

To this fools. What a joke. Thought these bitches were jesters!

You hella delirious. Thinking you guys own this-

-Area. This is the fly zone of Shiro. It's hi-

-larious! King of the V-rap game that used to-

-Play around. Time to switch gears and go serious!

This is the remix. The new shit they talking 'bout.

Don't believe this? Watch the people as I come around.

I know you seen this. Got lots of clout. Bend this-

-Shit as I see fit. I ain't never been out of bounds.

Bounce back and forth when I ball, bro.

Smoke mics hots like I got a pack of Marlboro.

Or some engine shit, 'cause I'm speeding on 200.

High five the fans at the highway. Hear how they love it!

WOAH! And this still ain't my peak.

There's still a lot of dreams I have yet to achieve.

Make a lot of albums, collab with the OGs,

Make the best outcome, at least before I leave.

But even then, I'll leave a mark to show I was the greatest.

The legend of V-R.A.P.P. A myriad of traces.

I don't follow trends. I make it up then I blaze it.

Just watch when the remix blows at their faces.

Like who the fuck could ever pull this shit off? It's only-

-Me. The others only jack off even at their-

-Peak. 'Bout time I take this mask off, and show-

-These motherfuckers that their wack songs can't-

-Beat the General. This ain't even my pinnacle.

Spending time thinking rhymes. I'm about to astonish ya.

And this is a single, so watch what you say.

I'mma change the game, but I ain't come here to play, cuz-

[Chorus: Shiro]

(I'm the general, bitch. Listen to me.

I'll put a gun to your head, and make you bow to your knees.

I'm the general, bitch. Listen to me.

Even Calli's dirt doesn't add to what I have seen.

I'm the general, bitch. Listen to me.

You never knew all the struggles I have carried along

So while we're here, let's have fun.

Your chance of winning? None.

I'll show exactly what it means when you carry a ton!) 2x WHOO!

[Verse 2: Calli]

C-A-double L-I-O-P-E.

The Shinigami. You'll die on these streets.

A lovely lady. A queen, in fact.

Became a bloody pastry? I'M EATING THAT! (HAH!)

Me and Shi are gonna dominate.

Make a huge crisis. You all start to contemplate about your-

-Existence. But I just decapitate. Call it "ex-

-istential crisis". I'll even make it your chronic fate.

Step on me and even throw some insults!

I love it, but not in a masochistic way...!

What doesn't kill you makes you more sadistic, hey.

Took a leap for success. Now, I'm the Queen of Faith. You've-

-Been erased since the day I dropped songs. You ain't never-

-Seen the craze for when I hopped on. Now the whole-

-Season's changed. Thanks, Amelia Watson.

I'll beat to the chase. I won't fall till I got what-

-Some of the best have. It's getting the real crown.

The King and Queen. Shiro and Calli's kingdom.

Together, my dude, we're gonna rise to the big clouds.

Earth and the underworld. Yes, we reign now.

The red-eyed demons are out for blood.

Straight up murder. No more push and shove.

We're gonna break the mold. They can't fuck with us.

Moving so unstoppable. Rising to the top. Ey.

...And the people say my music's hella-

-Average. If music was that easy, then how about you-

-Manage this? Even my masterpiece is not the-

-Best of me. I have yet to see how far I'll-

-Have to be until I master beats, until I-

-Master raps. I won't stay discreet.

Something like endless math, into infinity.

I'll never relax. I'll work hard endlessly!

[Chorus: Shiro]

(I'm the general, bitch. Listen to me.

I'll put a gun to your head, and make you bow to your knees.

I'm the general, bitch. Listen to me.

Even Calli's dirt doesn't add to what I have seen.

I'm the general, bitch. Listen to me.

You never knew all the struggles I have carried along

So while we're here, let's have fun.

Your chance of winning? None.

I'll show exactly what it means when you carry a ton!) 2x WHOO!

[Outro: Shiro and (Calli)]

*Wait 4 bars*

...Don't fuck with us, mofucka.

(Yeah, I'm the reaper, bitch)

And I'm the Ex-General...Just watch when we get to the top, mofucka. Just watch.

(...Red-Eyed Demons...heh. I guess there's some truth in that...)