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Misogynistic Hololiver (A Hololive Fanfic)

"...This is my life now..." Ishijin Shiro. An ex-soldier. Single, broken-hearted twice, and finally got his heart shattered into pieces after his mom decided to break it by "betraying" him, and now he sits there, really doubting the opposite gender. "...Why did you have to do that, mom?!" However...though he's out of the military now, that closed door led to another open door. Streaming. Holostars' 13th member, a.k.a the Solo Debutant, will give blood, sweat, and tears to rise up to mainstream. But can he do it though? Knowing he's gonna be working alongside Hololive? An idol group consisting of girls? All he knows is that he's determined to be considered one of the greatest Vtubers in the scene. He wishes to be considered a GOAT. Btw, the drawing is not mine. It belongs to a guy named Laovaan that did a drawing tutorial. I also don't own Cover or Hololive. The only thing I own here is my OC, Ishijin Shiro.

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General EP Lyricbook

[I'm The General]

[Chorus]

I'm the general, bitch. Listen to me.

I'll put a gun to your head, and make you bow to your knees.

I'm the general, bitch. Listen to me.

Even Calli's dirt doesn't add to what I have seen.

I'm the general, bitch. Listen to me.

You never knew all the struggles I have carried along

So while we're here, let's have fun.

Your chance of winning? None.

I'll show exactly what it means when you carry a ton!

[Verse 1]

...First things first, I ain't-

listening to any of your advices, cause your bitchin'!

Shit, if you're a soldier, you're aborting out your mission.

Bet that the only thing you know is only snitching!

Bitch, your position's worthy to be pissed on.

Haters all inside their echo chambers. We won't listen.

You've done this 'bout a million times, no cappin'.

You'll only be above me when I send you to heaven!

Bitch, you're softer than Dewfoam

Even little babies hit better than you though.

Go home. Oh wait, that's where you are! Fucking no-show.

Specialty: Typing I'm a black belt in Judo.

What the fuck you mean I should cut ties?

I don't cut ties. I just cut lives.

Tough guy. Wonder what you're doing in the streets?

You won't cry if I cut open your balls? LIES!

And as long as Calli lives, I'll only die by the scythe.

There ain't any other way. It just seems that I can't die-

-by normal means. Like I'm Kiara, but a male, and-

-immoral. Ironic, I'm a mortal that's immortal.

But I really hate the fact she takes way too long

Calli, could you stop putting makeup on?

You're beautiful already, so take me. I'm ready.

Get your 5 foot long scythe. Strike in a jiffy.

An ass so jiggly, lemme get a banana.

Lemme stick it up Kiara, see how the phoenix likes it.

Masochistic bitch. You like it when I'm spitting.

Ain't talking 'bout rap, so you know the hidden meaning.

I'm sorry. Did I fuck your only hopes and dreams?

Her lonely opening? You now got low esteem?

You're disgusting weeb ass disturbs her, git.

Bet that'll teach ya. Stop simping, BITCH!

[Chorus]

(I'm the general, bitch. Listen to me.

I'll put a gun to your head, and make you bow to your knees.

I'm the general, bitch. Listen to me.

Even Calli's dirt doesn't add to what I have seen.

I'm the general, bitch. Listen to me.

You never knew all the struggles I have carried along

So while we're here, let's have fun.

Your chance of winning? None.

I'll show exactly what it means when you carry a ton!) 2x

[Verse 2]

Sora & AZKi do what I say so. Guess they now ain't seiso!

~*SNARE, SNARE*~

It's crazy when they suck my chinko. Fainting from a smash, so I call it a KO.

Spraying all my cum on their faces. Spreading like feces, or motherfucking mayo.

SIKE! A simple lie leads to the demise of the haters. "Looking-at-2d" chronic masturbators.

You really think I'm lazy if I write this shit in minutes?

You haters better train. Brain dead's your only limit.

I could spit a thousand lines off the top.

You can barely think a sentence for 10 seconds, and still think after I stop.

But you can't stop thinking 'bout boobies.

Lemme get the bat. You're horni.

Shit, even then, your ass can't stop being drossy.

No wonder your ass still lonely. Holy-

Shit, the poetries I'm writing.

There's more to focus on than the rhyming.

Started as a kodomo (child) with no kachi (value)

Now I'm at the top. A G.O.A.T. Tsunomaki.

Wolves don't flip to all the sheeps' comments.

Don't lost sleep, and never lay dormant.

That's why my brand has come to slay opponents.

Virtual Rapping At Peak Performance.

Don't compare me to no Calli. No Sora. No idol.

Cause I'm my own. I ain't a clone of your model.

Rapping's easy, and rhyming ain't hard.

But innovation's difficult to kick right from the start.

I'm the spark to set the blue flames from the butane.

Shit is too lame. Coming in for a new change.

Making sure it's great, when I'm coming with the best.

Even if I get the hate, I'll make you like me IN THE END!

[Chorus]

(I'm the general, bitch. Listen to me.

I'll put a gun to your head, and make you bow to your knees.

I'm the general, bitch. Listen to me.

Even Calli's dirt doesn't add to what I have seen.

I'm the general, bitch. Listen to me.

You never knew all the struggles I have carried along

So while we're here, let's have fun.

Your chance of winning? None.

I'll show exactly what it means when you carry a ton!) 2x

[Outro]

(8 bars of instrumental)

[#SOUNDCLOUDRAPPER]

[Chorus 2x]

Dead bodies. More dopamine. Dead ass beats, you got no brain.

"Pee pee poo poo" guess you shit yourself when you fucked with me.

Drilling all these monkey brains like Watame (do do do)

When everybody hears my beats and rapping ,they go like this (Guh!~)

[Verse]

Guess I stuffed bullets in their mouth, cause they bit my style.

I'm getting wild. Watch the way I rhyme when I'm spitting now.

Watch how I rap, watch how I sing. Watch how I turn into a backstabber.

So long as I stay on the face of the net. I'll never suck dicks and that's forever.

People saying that I'm playing. Wonder what happens when I get too serious?

If I'm really going all out, we could've went to the top like T-series.

Harder shit than a dry stool. These kids acting like high school.

Suki na mono ga ochinpo. (Your favorite thing is D*ck) Never knew your ass was so tight, bro!

I find it hard for me to get you off my dick.

Guess you love to take a drumstick for a spin.

Cause I hit harder than the bodies off the scythe.

Calli comes way faster than one certain bitch I fucked last night.

Heh...Watch how I drive-by and shoot.

Watch how I pop all o' your bodies just like how I dropped the roof.

The simps be hating. I just said she's pretty. Buddy, relax.

Here's some lotion for your ass. You like it, don't you? Fa-*ehem*...Dummy.

[Chorus 2x]

Dead bodies. More dopamine. Dead ass beats, you got no brain.

"Pee pee poo poo" guess you shit yourself when you fucked with me.

Drilling all these monkey brains like Watame (do do do)

When everybody hears my beats and rapping ,they go like this (Guh!~)

(Wait for 8 bars)

Outro:

....And that was just off-the-top! Haha...!!

[Tabetai]

[Chorus]

(Woah!) Shiro is a goddamn beast on the mic.

Shiro kills all them bitches in the fight.

Shiro just comes in. Got the girls cumming.

Screaming my name like Marine in the night.

Shiro is a goddamn beast on the mic.

Shiro has a goddamn feast in his eyes.

Shiro's even got a piece for your knife.

Bet that'll teach ya not to bring a knife to my fight.

[Verse 1]

I'm the type of guy that'd smash some asses.

Then leave that bitch like a girl with glasses.

I'm the type of guy that'd third wheel Flare and Noel

And be the one smashing their crevice.

Yeah, it's me.

Ishjin Shiro spitting heat.

Killing them like Calliope.

I don't even need a gun. I just need a beat.

But it'd be like stepping over dead bodies.

Disrespect's written on me.

All your hate? I embody.

Then I throw it back like volleys.

Your shit don't mean jack. No Harlow.

I can't call you a bro if your sense's too hollow.

If I say Marine is cute. It's a compliment.

So don't get mad, obsessive stan!

[Chorus]

(Woah!) Shiro is a goddamn beast on the mic.

Shiro kills all them bitches in the fight.

Shiro just comes in. Got the girls cumming.

Screaming my name like Marine in the night.

Shiro is a goddamn beast on the mic.

Shiro's got a goddamn feast in his eyes.

Shiro's even got a piece for your knife.

Bet that'll teach ya not to bring a knife to my fight.

[Verse 2]

Coco! Coco! Coco!

I don't even know what I'm saying, but Coco!

Ass so golden. Shitposts rolling.

Coco morning. HAI! HAI!

Let me take a shit. Hope you eat it! Eat it!

Omaetachi shinetai? (pron. shine-tae) [Y'all wanna die?] II NE! (FINE!) II NE! (FINE!)

You seen it! I'm growing fast, dawg.

Y'all so later than the time spent sleeping-

By your favorite idol. I just went viral.

Now I get attention! Cause I'm the general. (Heh.)

And a journal, cause I'm making history, privates.

Like Calli, put you out your misery. Die, bitch!

Like Ollie, Pop the head and shove your fucking body.

And that's what you'll expect from the man killing shawties!

[Chorus]

(WHOO!) Shiro is a goddamn beast on the mic.

Shiro kills all them bitches in the fight.

Shiro just comes in. Got the girls cumming.

Screaming my name like Marine in the night.

Shiro is a goddamn beast on the mic.

Shiro's got a goddamn feast in his eyes.

Shiro's even got a piece for your knife.

And I just wanna vent out quick...!

[Bridge]

(Tabetai! (Wanna eat!) Tabetai! (Wanna eat!)

Manko to ketsu o tabetai! (I wanna eat pussy and ass!)

Will I eat pussy or will I eat that ass?

I don't know. All I know is tabetai!) 2x

WHOO!

[Chorus]

[(Woah!) Shiro is a goddamn beast on the mic.

Shiro kills all them bitches in the fight.

Shiro just comes in. Got the girls cumming.

Screaming my name like Marine in the night.

Shiro is a goddamn beast on the mic.

Shiro's got a goddamn feast in his eyes.

Shiro's even got a piece for your knife.

Bet that'll teach ya not to bring a knife to my fight.] 2x

(Chorus progressively gets faster and louder for every repeat)

(Outro)

One last thing, folks!

Here's a middle finger from Shiro!

To all of my privates, love you!~

And to all of my haters, FUCK YOU!

[A Soldier's Life]

[Intro]

(8 bars instrumental)

[Verse 1]

"I'm a yellow sign downwards."

"Blood in my hands, splattered from here going outwards."

"I'm no superman, but I can see my feelings getting stronger."

"Visual breathes, so I can sense me getting colder."

"I am a man that spends many bloody hours."

"In a platuea, where there are many fucking plants growing out by the hour."

"Decomposed matter from living things."

"So I put a red rose to let them know it ain't in vain."

"Rest in peace, Subaru. I'll take it from here."

"I should've looked out for that damn thing in the sky."

"Currently, I'm sitting in a white room, on a chair. "

"Thinking 'bout all my comrades that's in my mind."

"Goddamn, I knew the consequences."

"And I'm thankful to God for this miracle. I'm glad that I ain't dead, though..."

"What about my men? They put their life on the line. And over here stands all the real heroes."

[Chorus]

"It's a part of a soldier's life."

"One million men as a sacrifice."

"Stepped on just to keep up their smiles."

"...and I had to keep this up for 7 years."

"I won't die yet. I'mma bring my comrades with me here."

[Verse 2]

"...Goddamn, I've seen it all!"

"All the starved, all the evil, all the blood stains on the wall."

"Had to keep on fighting though. I wasn't stopping now."

"Had to trade my happiness to keep their happy smiles."

"...Yes, I live just to kill across the border."

"...Yes, I live just to keep the peace and order (in order)."

"...Yes, I live to keep going through hell."

"I live to stop a war from breaking out with seconds to spare."

"Hey, watch your back, homie. I ain't giving up on you."

"I won't lose another buddy, like when I lost Subaru."

"Stick close. Hold me. Hope no bullet's coming through."

"Trust me. We'll be home. This is everyday. It's nothing new."

"The shadows telling me to turn away from all this morbid shit."

"But this is what I need to do. Damn, what could be more than this?"

"The darkness is expected. This shit ain't for fun."

"I keep on fighting through the night, waiting for warmth from the sun."

"Shit...Even if I had to drop dead amidst the training."

"...Even if I had to pop heads and keep on killing."

"...Even if I had to stop. Had to keep the vision!"

"I had to fight so they can rest and sleep at night."

"Fuck my comfort. As long as kids are smiling and the parents happy."

"I won't be a quitter. This is what I breathe and live for."

"That's why my old demeanor changed to see the bigger picture."

"Can't relax without having the mask to hide my inner killer. Hands-"

"shivering from cold, blood, and FUCK, I stripped my dignity."

"But one thing I would never strip off is my own humanity."

"That's why for serenity, I'll choose an old necessity."

"Violence. Even if my own friends become my enemy."

"Cause bad fears the good that skilled at doing evil."

"Already sold my soul, so what's wrong if I go deceitful?"

"It's funny how we go to war to keep the people peaceful."

"But history repeats itself, and the cycle continues."

[Chorus]

"It's a part of a soldier's life."

"One million men as a sacrifice."

"Stepped on just to keep up their smiles."

"...and I finally retired after 7 years."

"Still living. I'mma bring my comrades with me here."

[Outro]

(Instrumental & rain)

Here are the lyrics, squarey bois! Have fun reading what I wrote for the EP!~

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