living weapon

Hello there.

Now I am at the core of New York City.

Fancy for a searched person, isn't it?

Yes, I'm on top of the Empire State. The breeze is great and the sunset from up here is incredible.

Do you know who else loves a view like that?

This guy dressed in blue and red next to me.

He would normally notice if someone was on his side before that person was there. But my schedule prevents me from being a threat to any type of being alive. What makes me invisible to his sixth sense. Cool huh? Now I have about an hour to explain myself and ... honestly, I don't know what to do, but it is better to start soon. I get really close to him, I can even see the lines from his uniform. Then, from behind your shoulders I say in a calm voice to not scare him.

-Hey. - But then he goes- Haaa!- And because he used his hand to push me back and his foots to hunt backwards, he falls.

I look down, it is kind high. I hope to scare someone to death do not count as hurting someone.

Oh, there he is. Those webs are really practical.

Even von behind the mask I can tell he is mad.

- Who are you? What is this cat? Wait, you are..!-

- Wow! Web shutters down! Yes it is me, in circuits, and synthetic bones. But I am surrending ok? -

He still looks at me suspiciously. After about two seconds wasted, he finally drops his hands and says - Not here, follow me - before He launch from the building.

Now my turn to show you a cool trick. What do you think happens if i create a portal that is both in and out at the same time?

The correct answer is: Everything that touches the portal finds itself. So I can create an invincible shield, or invisible floating platforms. You can use this to walk in the air, but I personally find it more fun to use a flying carpet. Especially if you're going to fly between New York's buildings and avenues.

I teleport to his side (using a portal under my feet to keep from falling, clearly) and ask: What is the address?

- The Stark tower is empty now that the avengers are ...

Without wasting another second, we teleport straight to the tower.

Oops, the spider was still swinging.

Baaam! It's the best way I could describe him crashing since I closed my eyes.

He still gets up a little dizzy and looks at me. I don't know what kind of look it was, this mask gets in the way.

-It's good. we arrived. But you know what? It's been thirty minutes since I got the message you left. Are you sure you want to give up already?

I take a deep breath, nor do I believe I will do that. I lift my shoulders and say - So far, this is the hypothetical situation with the most satisfactory results.

- you're smart. come here. - He says as he walks through the corridors of the Stark tower as if he owns the place. Wait. We are taking the elevator? Seriously?

- Which floor? - I ask.

-5, but there is no button for that ...

- I do not need a button.- I say when we are already there.

-You don't have to do this every time, do you? - Does he really think I do things just for fun? (Well, never have had fun to know how it is)

- We have about 25 minutes left. -I say without consulting a watch. He shrugs and starts searching among the shelves. It looks like we're in Tony's old clinic.

- Did you know? if you wanted, you could create a giant portal that would cover the entire planet. With that you could take us anywhere in the universe. And if you teleported only half the planet and closed the portal, Bum! An entire planet is gone. On second thought, you could even finish Thanos in less than a second. - He kept talking so I had to interrupt by answering with: - But I won't.

He stops looking and looks at me:

- Yeah, I know. That's why I'm doing this.