A bit too much fun

Yes I know, it is a trap. sorry, I did this on purpose. We are near yukls shop, and this will be a good plaything, After fighting for survival for so long as me, anyone would need a pause.

- According to my knowledge you just made a wrong turn, this way we're not getting any near yull's shop.-

«And according to my knowledge, you can't be a human»

-How so?-

« They aren't so dumb»

He stops the car abruptly and gets out.

I patiently wait for on my seat for him to open my door.

«Get out. » He says with a smile full of pointing teeth. He remembers me of an earth shark.

-Why should I? We aren't at my destination yet.

« But we are on mine. Wait, are you really so dumb? Are you a puppy?»

- I am one year and two months old but quite smart for my age.-

( activating invisible barrier portal for protocol "imitating Vision")

«Ah, that doesn't matter. GET OUT NOW.»He lunges at me in an attempt to grab my arm, but instead, he ends up slumped over the car seat as his body crosses mine without any resistance. He's split in half by my body for a few moments before he jumps up, startled, and awkwardly climbs out of the car.

«What the hell? Guys! Mayday, blow this thing out!» He runs away to the streets and five of her blue guys appear out of the dark buildings holding very big guns.

They fire. For some seconds, all I can see at flames and car pieces flying around.

Then the smoke comes down, and the six aliens are giving me shocked looks.

-Are you done?-

«It is a monster! Run for your life!»

For all existing gods, this is just too much fun.

I open one portal in front of every one of them and soon they are all falling face in the ground in front of me. No, no one is hurt, you know I can't.

«Wh-What do you want from us?» The first one asks, it seems like he is the leader.

-Oh, don't worry. I won't hurt you, I just need a bit of..-

( Alert, due to the prolonged use of portals energy is in critical levels. Starting emergencies teleport to nearest copy.)

Sh$t.