CH 22: Black Cat P1

If Ali had bonded with Deadpool instead of Natasha:

Deadpool :"Alright, my black goo alien friend who can also break the 4th wall but refrains from doing it because he doesn't want the readers to waste their flex tape, so what is our name going to be? Nemepool? No, wait, that doesn't sound too good... Majepool? Deadmajesty-no, fuck that..."

Ali :"*Chuckling as he he placed his hand on Deadpool's shoulder* Don't worry, my friend, no need to overuse that nonexistent brain of yours. I've already thought of a name. Your name from now on will be, BLACK Deadpool!"

Deadpool :"..."

Deadpool :"*Placing his hand on Spider Man's shoulder* Hey what's good, my nigg-"

---------------------------------------- Deadpool :"Oh c'mon!"

<One thing, Ali and Natasha are in a romantic relationship now. I honestly don't have any idea how I was supposed to write an alien slime confess to a human or vice versa. So just roll with it. There's a chance that I would make a chapter of it if a lot of you want to. Also, here are some pictures of Felicia Hardy AKA Black Cat>

(Felicia Hardy AKA Black Cat:)

"hmm hm hm mhm mmh." Natasha hummed gently and nonchalantly while she swung in the air using her tendrils. "(Sigh, when is anything interesting going to happen?)" Ali sighed in annoyance.

Natasha raised an eyebrow as she swung towards a building and stuck to it, deciding to take a little break as her mask disappeared :"Detka (baby), weren't you the same person who was complaining about criminals being too troublesome just a little while ago?"

Ali came out of her shoulder blade and frowned :"Yeah, normal criminals. Those are annoying. Key word is "interesting". Just fighting random thugs is just boring as hell! I want something interesting and fun."

Natasha rolled her eyes with a sigh :"You can be really troublesome yourself, you know that? Hm, what's that?" Just when Ali was about to say something back, he focused on where Natasha was pointing.

What she was looking at was quite a distance away, probably a few skyscrapers. But with her senses that had gotten enhanced as fuck, seeing something clearly from just that much distance was nothing.

"Hm?" Ali focused and saw a figure. It was a woman, with platinum blonde hair that was nearly just silver. She was wearing a black, skin tight suit with white fur on some places and quite a bit of cleavage exposed.

She was rather tall, about 5′10 (178 cm), long and sexy legs, wide hips, a big ass, tight waist, big boobs, a pretty neck, beautiful and pale skin. Only her eyes were covered with a black mask.

But even though it was slightly covered, it didn't manage to hide her beauty at all. It wasn't an overestimatement to say that she was as pretty and sexy as Natasha.

And the figure, Ali immediately recognized her with a single glance :'O.M.O <Oh My Omniverse>... Black Cat... It's fucking Black Cat!' How could he not recognize her? After all, she was actually his first ever crush.

He knew and liked her long before he knew Natasha. He honestly liked the two a lot. Both of them were his crushes. He had a soft spot for Felicia, since she was actually his first crush.

"Black Cat? Sigh, what is she up to this time?" Natasha sighed as she watched the cat burglar escape from a building without anyone noticing or any alarms going off.

Ali didn't even try to hide his toothy smile as he looked at Black Cat who was checking the thing that she had stolen :"From how she is looking at what is in her hand, I think she just stole a diamond."

Natasha also noticed it, but she frowned at his smile and furrowed her eyebrows. She entered the special state that she had been training to be proficient in, Hyperfocus State where she can use all of Ali's abilities to their maximum potential, so she can have a little chat :"Why are you smiling like that?" <I decided to go with that. Thanks, Kurama24 for the name>

She had a reason to be confused. Ali was certainly a smiler, but in the time that they had been together, she had learned how to distinguish his smiles.

There was the toothy smile that he would show his enemies, the toothy smile that he would show his friends, the toothy smile that he would show when he was planning something mischievous, and the toothy, evil and mischievous smile that he only showed her.

And right now, he was smiling at Black Cat with the same smile that had only been exclusive to her. She couldn't stop the feeling of jealousy that slowly started to boil inside of her.

Seeing that she had entered Hyperfocus State, Ali was no longer worried that Black Cat would escape, so he turned to Natasha without the smile going away :"Because I like her?"

Her confused look turned into a sharp glare :"Ali, what the hell are you talking about?" Ali shrugged with a shameless smirk :"I think she's pretty? She's sexy? I don't know, I've just learned from your preferences, don't blame me."

Natasha flared her nose as she folded her arms and leaned back on the wall :"Ali, in case you didn't know, you're not supposed to compliment another woman in front of your lover. Things can get... Messy, if the lover misunderstands."

Ali snorted in amusement with a mischievous smirk :"How can you Misunderstand, when I'm making it obvious that I want to fuck her?" And the moment his voice fell, Natasha's hand shot up.

She squeezed his cheeks threateningly with a deadly glare :"Detka (baby), I would recommend you to shut that mouth of yours if you don't want to get in any more trouble. What, so now you want to make a hare-"

"Piss off, Nat." But she was interrupted by Ali who deadpanned at her :"Why the fuck would I want to make a goddamn harem? I already feel like I'm going to die from annoyance just because of you.

It gets worse when you and Wanda hang out. So why the hell would I want multiple lovers? I'm not some dumb teenager who thinks with his dick. I don't even have one unless I make one.

I will be honest, I want to be in a relationship. But not because of myself, and neither do I want to be the one in a relationship with her. I want YOU to be in a relationship with her while still being with me."

Natasha's frown was still there, but her glare and most of her anger and annoyance was replaced with confusion instead :"With me? What? Why the hell would you want to do that when we're already lovers? Don't tell me you have some weird fantasies and kinds... Like cuc-"

"Now you're just beginning to piss me off." Ali glared at her and gritted his teeth, causing her to raise her hands in surrender :"Alright, that is out of the window. So why?

I've noticed and seen how much of a jealous and possessive guy you are. It would be weird if I didn't notice since you have given the death glare to every guy and girl that has tried to hit on me.

You would've probably just eaten them if I hadn't calmed you down. So why is it that you're suddenly saying that you want me to be in a relationship with her while still being with you?"

Ali sighed with an annoyed look :"It's because of a sad truth. No matter how much I try, I won't be able to fill up the spot inside of you that wants the warmth of your own kin.

It's rather hard to explain it in words, but even if I give you all the comfort and love that you want, the desire of wanting the warmth of your own race will still linger, which can have a negative effect in the future if it gets too much."

His frown turned upside down as he smiled in interest :"So that's why, instead of just a random human, we might get in a relationship with someone that I find beautiful and sexy myself!"

Natasha face palmed in annoyance as she sighed through her teeth :"You're seriously telling me that we should get into a poly relationship? Seriously?"

"Yup!" Ali said with an interested smile, causing her to sigh once more :"Why? Seriously, why? I get your reasoning, but I can certainly get over that feeling.

Just some messily desire is nothing. It's not like I've been treated that nicely by the "same race" anyway. And you obviously know that, so why?"

"... Because it's interesting!" Ali smiled brightly and she rolled her eyes :"Of course it would be because of that. You're a real pain in the ass when you find something interesting."

Ali rolled his own eyes as he pointed at Felicia who was standing frozen in place like almost everything else :"C'mon, can you blame me?! Among the humans that I've seen in person or on the internet, no one can match your looks!

That mask does literally nothing to hide how pretty she is and you can't deny that! And look at her figure! I know you're bisexual and you can't lie to me so don't even try it!

And besides, I wasn't lying when I said that it's because of you. I want there to be a human who you can trust. Because I'm no human, and I'm not planning on being one. 'I may shapeshift into one though.'

So she, who we both find hella attractive and interesting, will be the perfect candidate! Just give it a try, it's not like it's going to kill you. Worst case scenario, we will just be annoyed."

Natasha flared her nose in annoyance, but she still looked at the sexy Black Cat. She couldn't deny Ali, ever since she had gotten news of her and had seen her pictures, she had found her extremely beautiful and sexy.

Even Wanda, who was very beautiful, couldn't match up to her. Black Cat was easily the most attractive woman she had ever seen. Few could match her beauty.

She couldn't help but scan her perfect figure that her skintight black suit showed off. Her sexy legs, plump ass and beautiful tits were so easy to see.

Her suit didn't really hide much. Natasha couldn't help but lick her teeth and bite her bottom lip at how sexy the woman she was looking at was.

"See? I knew you would find her sexy too." Ali snorted with a smile. Natasha didn't say anything back for a few moments. Just stayed silent and thought about Ali's words and suggestion.

She couldn't deny that he had a point. At first, she could only see him as a tool. Something that made her stronger and occasionally helped her satisfy her body. But she did begin to build an emotional bond with him as partners and as lovers later on.

On one hand, she could just refuse and continue her life with her Symbiote lover who her love for was beginning to get stronger. And on one hand, she could agree and see what would happen.

It's not like she was cheating, Ali himself said that he wants both of them to be in a three-way relationship. A relationship where all three of them loved each other.

This way, she could still have Ali, her lover and the being she was beginning to love more and more. And the gorgeous girl that she had a small crush on.

In the end, curiosity got the better of her and she sighed :"Alright, fine. We will see how it goes and then we'll decide. If she isn't our type, personality wise, we will give up, deal?" <Don't complain, alright? This is because of Ali's influence on her since he himself has a human personality which has affected her because of the long term bond>

"Deal." Ali gave a toothy smile and shook hands with her to seal the deal :"Now how about we tail her instead of just going to her. We can either find out her hideout, or the person that she stole that diamond for."