Jarvis and Experiments
1983, 26th May, Chaseview Home Care, Rumford, East London
The kids have been asleep now, though it is still 9:34 pm. What a good kid they are. So yeah, this is the time where I don't have to act like a kid all day long. I haven't try anything with system since the morning I wake up, and I don't know if its default setting to be silent. I forgot it for the day.
Just for this day, since I woke up with my adult memories, I want to relish to do everything enjoyable as a kid first. Breakfast together, teasing Kenny, going to Maryland Primary School, teasing cute kids there. Go home together. Singing along with them. Taking a nap. Playing in the yard. Having dinner together. What a day, for an adult you can't be cheerful all day long like a sugar high active kid.
For your information, I am not a pedophile. It is just, they are so cute. Ah, I wish have an adult body, so I could marry a beautiful woman and raise a son or daughter or two that I could spoil. Of course, not all of them are cute. Few of them are outright bullies, they are mean to other kids, even they were dirty with those dried snots. I wish they are going to repent and grow up to become adequate human being in the future, there is too much scums on earth. We don't need those reproduce more scums.
Therefore, before going to bed, in the protection of my warm blanket, I check the system and its AI.
'AI, are you there?' I say with a thought.
[I am here, host] a sound replies in my heads. Kinda like a man's voice. Not like Morgan Freeman's godly voice. But like some middle ages butler's voice. Why I didn't just say Hello to it this morning.
'What's your name?'
[I don't have a name, except if host would like to give me a name.]
'Uh-huh, how about Jarvis' I said, I like Ironman, so of course I name my system AI should named by Jarvis.
[Affirmative. From here on, you can call me Jarvis]
'Good, just call me John. So what features do you have? Explanation, please.'
[Affirmative. My features are Status, Shop, Inventory, and Setting.
Status is information board which explain your status currently (your name, Health point (HP), Mana point (MP), Attributes, Attributes points, moneys, skills, and spells) with thought command 'status'.
Shop is where you can buy skills, spells, books, and items that are from multiverse with real money currency. You can transfer the money in your hand to the system, it will be showed through status tab how much money you have. You can open this feature through thought command 'shop'.
Inventory is storage space window where you can put your belonging in and no one can stole it. It has unlimited space that you can arrange it personally. The command is 'inventory'. If you want put items which you touch inside you have to command 'store it/them' or you could put it personally trough inventory window. The same goes for taking items out.
Setting is option window where you can customize anything related to the system.]
Wow, that's awesome. 'Status'
[Name: John Carter Age: 7 years old Condition: Healthy
Health Point: 30
Mana Point: 1000
Health Regeneration: 0,5 per minute
Mana Regeneration: 500 per minute
Strength: 6
Vitality: 5
Dexterity: 6
Intelligence: 10
Wisdom: 10
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Attribute Point: 10
Money: 0 £, 0 G, 0 S, 0 K
Skill list:
-Stealth Lv. 2 / 10
-Silent Step Lv. 1/10
-Library of Heaven's Path Lv. Max (locked)]
Looking at this status window, I realize, I am still a kid. The MP is ridiculous, it's must be because of my third wish that I want huge magic power reserve with super regeneration. Haha, with this I could spam spells infinitely. But, with no spell like this, how am I going to use that huge power. I even have skills there, it seems I got them when I play hide and seek at school. Alright, I'll think about it later. 'shop'
[Shop list:
- Items
- Skills
- Spells
- Books
- Upgrades]
I click items.
[Item list:
- Apparels
- Jewelries
- Furniture
- Armour
- Weapon
- Miscellaneous]
I choose weapon.
[Weapon list:
- Excalibur sword (Fate series): £ 8.4 billion
- Nuke: £ 6.3 billion
- …
- …
- Steel sword: £ 547
- Steel knife: £ 107
- …
- …]
What the fuck. Even the system shop sells nukes. This is making it more ridiculous. No wonder God said the system cost 2 wishes. If I have the money and equipment then I could nuke a country or two with this. Sigh~~ Moving on.
'Inventory'
Yep, it is empty window. I hold my blanket, put it toward inventory windows, my hand goes in to the rather transparent window. I look at the back side of it my hand is gone or it looks like something cut my hand. I release my hold of blanket and move out my hand. Now, there is a blanket icon in the inventory with x1 marker. I click the icon, the blanket dropped on my hand. I try the command 'store it', the blanket icon appears. I try with my pajama that I wore, I touch it, and 'store it'. The pajama icon appears. I try taking out pajama icon, and i could take it out my folded pajama. This, this is amazing. This power is very easy to abuse. Whatever I touch I can store it in inventory. I walk to my desk, put my pen in inventory, a pen icon appears. I store another pen with the same brand but still new, another pen icon appears. Let's try again. I open my desk cabinet, I take my (still new) pen pack which has a dozen pen with the same brand inside, then store it. A package of pen icon appears with x1 marker. I take it out, I open the package, and store the pens inside inventory. Now there is a pen icon with x13 marker. It seems it have stack function. As long as the items are the same and they have same condition, they can be stacked. At the edge of the window have other function [New folder], [Delete], and [Sell item]. I don't need to try this function as it explain itself by their name. Haha, with this I am gonna be rich. Let's try this 'Setting'.
[Setting:
- HUD
- Status
- Inventory
- Shop
- Sound Effects
- New Tabs]
I click HUD.
[Head Up Display setting:
- Health bar: off
- Mana bar: off
- Mini map: off
- Notification display: off
- Crosshair: off
- NPC tag: off
- Customisation]
I turn them all on. Whoa, my life has become an RPG game. At the upper left side corner there are transparent bars, red and blue, which the blue on is a very long bar compare to the red one. At the upper right corner there is a rectangle map which has 3 blue dot in my as center dot position. I look at my sleeping friends, they have a blue name bar floating above their heads. It seems friendly characters will be coloured blue.
I turn off the disturbing crosshair. Proceed to the customisation, and drag the notification bar to the left side. I am back to the main setting and choose [status]. I change the health point to be Hp, mana point to be Mp, etc, to make the status window simpler.
I open the sound setting, they are all turned off.
[Sound effects setting:
- Background music: off
- BGM volume: 0/100
- Notification sound: off
- Notification sound volume: 0/100
- Customisation]
No wonder there is no sign of system notification last night when I got my memories back. I try turning on Notification sound but I can't. I open the customisation,
[Sound customisation setting:
- Background music: no files
- Skill levels up music: no files
- Hostile situation music: no files
- Safe territory music: no files
- Homely feeling music: no files
- ...
- ...
- System AI's voice samples: default]
Dude, there are a lot to customize here. Even 'happy pooping music' is there.
'Jarvis, where is the files that I could use here?'
[You could buy them in Miscellaneous section at system shop, or you can add it yourself. I could take some musics from your memories if you want for free.]
'Good, add notification player's skill levels up from Skyrim game in my memories. And add it to Skill levels up music for me.'
[Affirmative]
I feel, a little prick on my scalp there. I check the setting again, yep, now I will know if my skills level up. I raise the volume to 30. For the other music and sound effects, maybe later, it will be weird if I start humming when I got in hostile situation.
Alright, let's make a new tab. I make new tabs such as [Equipment] tab, [Skills] tab, [Spells] tab, [Notes] tab, and [Maps] tab. The [Equipment] I ask Jarvis to make it like the Witcher 3 game apparel setting which they linked to apparel folder in inventory. And I ask him add function quick equip where there are sets of apparel which have folders each occasions in apparel folder. Such as [sleepwear] folder, [school] folder, [playing outside] folder, etc. With this, if I want to change my clothes, I just have to open [equipment] tab through command 'equip', click the apparels my choosing, and voilà, I have change my clothes. With this, I can become a Power Rangers or something, I just have to make a pose, and 'equip'. I also ask Jarvis, to make a function in inventory for when I click apparel items it will appear a window bar should I choose to take it or equip it.
[Skills] and [Spells] tabs are self-explanatory. It just a list of the skill that I mastered or I progress of, as I don't want status board too crowded.
[Notes] tab is where I make memos, to-do lists, or write something so I don't forget.
[Maps] tab, I ask JARVIS to integrate it to the mini map, as the first wish I just asked for including mini map, the complete maps itself not included. I ask him (I assume JARVIS is a male) to make it big map till it reach edge system window, which I can zoom in and out, where It can draw map automatically (if I turn it on the function) as I walk which consume 1 Mp per 10 m radius. As long as I have been in the places in the radius 100 meters from my position, they will be recorded in the map. If I have seen the place's name, the name tag of the place will included on the maps.
People markers would be just dots in there, but if they are out of the Maps that I have recorded, I can't search them. They are categorised as blue dot for friendly acquaintance, red for hostiles, white for people I don't know, non-humans would be grey, yellow for animals, and other colors will be recorded later if I am going out.
I look at the clock in my room. 12:48 am. Time to sleep. I ask Jarvis to wake me up at 6:00 am sharp. Let's continue on later. This child body can't continue anymore.
Good night, everyone.