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Live Streaming: Starting as a Door-to-Door Salesman for Coffins!

Disclaimer: *This is Not an original story.* *I don't own this story and the book cover.* For those interested, this is the original name of this novel: 直播上门推销,请问要棺材吗 Kindly, Please Note that: 1) This is an Edited MTL. 2) I'm not a translator. I don't understand the Chinese language. I don't even know a single character of it. 3) I don't have any previous Editing experience. 4) However, I do have a decade worth of experience in reading translated chinese web-novels. 5) Leave a review, or comment if you like my work. Thanks! Synopsis: Han Haocheng activated the system, "Live life to it's fullest while you're still alive." As long as he completed tasks, he would get rewards. It seemed simple and easy. Alas... He couldn't have been any more wrong. He had to complete livestreaming tasks like: [Knock on any house's door and sell coffins seriously!] [Go to any company for a job interview and ask the interviewer, are you recruiting a chairman?] [Find the fiercest and strongest looking person in the Internet cafe, and turn off the power while he is playing a team battle in the game!] [Talk to a lady, beautiful as a fairy, on the street. Get her WeChat account and seriously sell her a coffin. After she agrees or refuses, Allow her to bargain for a lower price.] Han Haocheng: "..." Netizens after watching Han Haocheng's live broadcast: "Is this something a carbon-based organism really thought of???"

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Chapter 22 [Can You do me a Favour and Give me Your Girlfriend's WeChat?]

In the present era, many people browse various live streaming platforms in search of something entertaining to watch.

Unfortunately, the number of live streams that provide genuine content has been dwindling day by day.

Recently, there were fewer and fewer live broadcasts that viewers could truly enjoy.

Even live streams showcasing real and daring pranks were becoming harder to find.

Instead, it was common for streamers to engage in PK competitions against each other or they simply resorted to selling goods in various ways.

Therefore, the actual live broadcasting content looked the same everywhere, devoid of passion and creativity.

For viewers who like watching live broadcasts, it has become increasingly difficult to find captivating live stream rooms right now.

Today, out of the blue, a live stream room's title attracted the attention of numerous individuals:

[Finding a good looking couple, getting friendly with the male, then seriously asking the man to send his girlfriend's WeChat to me!]

Upon seeing this title, most individuals burst into laughter even before entering the live broadcast room.

'My word, is this for real?' A lot of them thought simultaneously.

While still harbouring doubts, these people directly joined the live stream room:

"Whoa, 50,000 people are online already, is this seriously real?"

"Wow, what a beautiful biker babe! And a group of delinquent youths... Is this anchor planning to hit on their leader's girlfriend?"

"What a great host! I can already imagine the consequences of this."

"This streamer is being so relentless. Is he for real or just playing around?"

"I just joined, so I'm not sure about the situation here. The title's quite absurd though, this is not scripted, right?"

"Scripted your sister! It's being broadcast live. How could it be scripted? I guarantee on my life that this isn't scripted!"

"That's correct, for those haven't done so yet, take a closer look at the streamer. He was recently all over the news. The man who went door-to-door as a coffin salesman, live! He even live-streamed himself repeatedly asking for a smaller size when he went to buy condoms. Have you really not heard of him?" 

"I remember, I got it now. This is the streamer who went to sell coffins door-to-door and was chased by a 200-pound man! Then, this is definitely true as well!"

"..."

The new spectators asked around curiously and some old timers explained.

The popularity of the live broadcast room was soaring more and more.

"You've got a nice bike there. Did you customise it?"

Han Haocheng, with a cigarette in hand, feigned interest as he observed the bike. Then, maintaining an appreciative expression, he casually inquired about it.

"Yeah, it's been customised!"

When he mentioned his ride, the eyes of the shirtless young man in the lead suddenly lit up, he blew out a smoke ring and enthusiastically replied:

"The main modifications were done here, here, and here. After these changes, the sound is louder and wilder. When riding, it feels much more awe-inspiring"

"Yes, I also liked your wild aura earlier, when your bike went past me. So, how much did it cost you to make all the changes?"

Han Haocheng's task is to get friendly with the guy first. Only then can he ask the man to give his girlfriend's contact info.

Hence, he maintained his friendly demeanour and continued to act as if he was genuinely interested in the bike.

"It certainly didn't cost much. We did most of the customisation ourselves. The only money I spent was on buying the parts!"

The young man laughed, his cigarette was already halfway done.

"Amazing! Brother, you can modify your bike yourself, that's awesome!" Han Haocheng praised, giving a thumbs up.

"Haha, it's just alright. The work we did was mainly for our own fun." The shirtless young man with tattoos was surprisingly pure at heart and got easily pleased.

Immediately, he offered in goodwill:

"Brother, if you ever want to customise your bike in the future, give me a call. It won't cost you a dime. Just treat me to a drink afterwards."

"That's great, many thanks, brother."

 

Seeing the opportunity, Han Haocheng struck while the iron was hot and took out his mobile phone without further ado:

"Let's exchange WeChat. We can get in touch later and ride our bikes together. I've always wanted to ride, but I never had anyone to guide me. I never had the chance to learn or get on the road. In the future, I'd like to ride alongside you, brother, and learn from you."

"Sure, let's exchange!"

The shirtless tattooed guy readily agreed and retrieved his mobile phone. They added each other as friends on WeChat.

After finishing his cigarette, the shirtless fellow was about to return to his motorcycle and leave. At that moment, Han Haocheng spoke:

"Brother, wait, can we chat for a bit more?"

"Sure, what do you want to talk about?" The young lad stopped and looked over.

"Your girlfriend..."

Han Haocheng turned his gaze toward the girl still sitting on the back seat of the motorcycle, smoking a cigarette, but hesitated to speak.

"What about my girlfriend?" asked the tattooed guy.

"Not bad!"

Han Haocheng looked at her the same way he observed the motorcycles before and complimented in appreciation:

"Your girlfriend is quite nice as well."

Upon hearing this, the expression on the tattooed young man's face changed instantly.

Meanwhile, in the live stream room, viewers immediately lost their composure.

In a flash, the live stream was hidden beneath a number of comments:

"Pfft.. Hahaha! Oh my God, I'm gonna laugh to my death! How can you say that so directly?"

"Shirtless tattooed young man: Are you being polite?"

"Streamer: I'm polite, my words are just lagging behind!"

"High energy ahead, high energy ahead!" (E.N: The phrase "前方高能,前方高能!" can be translated to ["High energy ahead, high energy ahead!"] or [High alert in the front, high alert in the front!"] in English. This phrase is often used humorously or informally on the internet to describe a situation or content that is exciting, intense, or filled with high energy. It's a way to get people's attention or generate excitement. {I just don't get it. If someone has the accurate translation, let me know})

"I started rolling with laughter when I saw this. The anchor is awfully bold!"

"Suddenly, the unruly guy looks so wary. Hahaha!"

"Host, you'd better stop and not ask. I'm afraid you'll be beaten to death, really!"

"..."

Many viewers thought about what was going to happen next.

Inside their hearts, they were eagerly looking forward to it, but they were also a bit worried for Han Haocheng.

Some of the timid ones were too afraid to watch what was going to happen next.

Han Haocheng on the other hand, has transformed into a brave man under the hefty reward from the system.

After carefully assessing and determining the escape route, he continued:

"Brother, that expression of yours, you're not getting angry, are you?"

"I only complimented your girlfriend, you won't be so petty, right?"

"Haha, of course, I'm not that petty." The shirtless tattooed guy laughed.

"That's good.. Brother, being honest, you are quite handsome as well," Han Haocheng flattered.

"Haha, I know that," the young guy replied confidently.

"But your girlfriend is even more beautiful."

"Not only is she pretty, but she also has an amazing body. Her appearance makes one's hearts flutter."

"Brother, where did you find such a fascinating girlfriend?"

Upon hearing this, the happy smile of the shirtless lad with tattoos suddenly froze.

"What are you trying to say?" 

Han Haocheng didn't beat around the bush and went straight to the point:

"It's nothing."

"I'm just being polite."

"Actually, I want to ask you to do me a favor, brother. Will you help me?"

"What favour? What do you need my help for?" Questioned the young guy with tattoos.

"It's nothing complicated, very simple," Han Haocheng shifted his gaze towards the young man's girlfriend and said:

"Can you do me a favour and give me your girlfriend's WeChat?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone was shocked.

All the people present, including the girl sitting on the motorcycle, were utterly stunned.

The shirtless tattooed guy seemed like someone had pressed the pause button on him; he stood there, dumbfounded, unable to regain his composure.

His group of biker friends, who had accompanied him here, also exchanged puzzled looks, their scalps felt numb from shock.

"What did you say?" Although he had heard it quite clearly, for a moment, the young lad's brain refused to believe his ears, so he asked again.

"You heard me right. I'd like you to do me a favour and give me your girlfriend's WeChat contact ID?"

"Truthfully speaking, I've been chatting with you for so long just because I want your girlfriend's WeChat ID."

"It's not the best way to approach her by asking her directly, so I hope you can personally introduce her to me!"

The instant these words left Han Haocheng's mouth, the air at the scene suddenly solidified!

It's one thing after another; hurt my back, took the wrong pain-killer and ended up sleeping too much.

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